Ice: TEH LAST CHAPPIE.
This one does not have a Naruto Abridged Reference. HA.
It's all TGS baby.
…'Kay.
Teen Girl Squad © The Chapman Brothers. Naruto © Masashi Kishimoto
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Blue and Pein sat and the couch, in the brightly sun-light room, staring at particularly nothing.
"So…"
"Yeah…."
"…What do you want to do?"
"I dunno. Watch Conan O' Brien?"
"Meh…" Blue took out the new Icha Icha Paradise book. Pein snapped his fingers, his idea coming to him.
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He took out a pencil, and some pieces of line paper. He drew random stick figures of Blue, Deidara, Itachi, and Kakuzu.
Writing the name 'TEEN AKATSUKI SQUAD' on it.
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"TEEN GIRL-er, crap, copyrighted,-AKATSUKI SQUAD TENTHENIAL EXTRAVAGANZA!" He said in a high, but still raspy falsetto voice.
"DEIDARA-(Cheerleader)!"
"TOBI-(So-and-so)!"
"ITACHI-(What's her face)!"
"BLUE-(The ugly One)!" He drew them sitting at a lunch table.
"Lunch time, gals, un!" Deidara said, "Now let's get ready to eat-."
"NO FOOD!" Tobi, Deidara, and Itachi all said at the same time in the poorly drawn comic.
"Eating lunch is for weirdoes…" Tobi said.
"Holla frindz, its corn and corn alone day!" Blue said, carrying a large tray of corn. Then, Pein made a weird, miniature-sized knight come out of the corn.
"Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!"
"So…who wants to come to my sweet someteen birthday bash tonight?!" Apparently teenager Blue teenager said.
"Is it gonna be nick-at-night themed again?" Itachi asked.
"I don't think I can stomach another show not on the WB." Tobi sneered.
"No, we can't come…we have…the…Olympics! Tonight!" Deidara said. Blue dropped her head in the comic.
"Oh, 'cause it's a boy/girl party…" Deidara and Tobi perked up.
"A B'GRL PRTY?"
"Taking the vowels out of words doesn't always make them cool…" Itachi said quietly.
"I'm srry." Tobi said sheepishly.
"The coach just called and said the Olympics are dumb! We'll be there like shareware, un!" Deidara held up his cell phone, and closed it after the coach 'called'.
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Kisame, garbed in coaches clothing, looked at his watch in vain, and mysteriously heard what Deidara had said.
"I dunno what they're talking about, I swear!" He said to some random guy.
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They stood by each other, and Deidara talked to them as their 'leader'.
"Now, more than ever before, let's get ready to look-." They spun around 180 degrees.
"-SO GOOOD!"
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Pein looked at himself. How did he manage to do that?
"Whoa! That was about the coolest thing ever! We gotta see that again!"
"DOOOG OSS-SOO GOOOD!" He saw it again. Itachi started spinning.
"Uh-oh. We got a spinner." Itachi smiled adorably.
"Weeeee!"
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AT ZE PARTY
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There was a bunch of random people there, with a banner that said 'HAPPY SWEET SOMETEEN' on it.
"A'ight Wallflowers. I'm gonna get makey-outey all over those uppaclasswomen!" Deidara went over to Sakura, Ino, and Hinata, who apparently developed Scottish accents, and had on kilts and those little hats.
"AUGH."
"AUGH."
"AUGH." They all said, holding their pitchers of beer.
"Any of you girls wanna ditch this pre-school party? I know a couple HAWT junior college jams we could hit." Sakura picked him up, and hurled him twenty three meters across the room.
CABER-TOSS'D!
Deidara was thrown, and…died somehow, and he hit near Itachi.
"I really want. Some of these chips." He said, not being able to take out his hands from his pockets, eyeing the chips that sat on the table.
Keep in mind, this is STILL a comic.
"Augh! Only 23 meters!" Sakura said, in her tough Scottish accent. The little warrior came out from the corn chips.
"Corn chips are no place for a mighty warrior." He went over to Itachi, and stuck out his little spear by his spinning stomach. Pein made a little grinding noise.
LATHE'D!
"Ow! I hope they have those corn chips in heaven!"
Over to Tobi…
"Hey Random Ninja Number One, Random Ninja Number Two are splitsville, and I'm looking for a little rebound action!" RNNO didn't look up from the game she was playing.
"Hecks no! I got Bowser on the ropes!" A shell came out and hit Tobi in the face.
pOwned!
"-Or however you say that!" Pein added softly.
Blue's fat daddy came out.
"Okay party people; get ready to give it up for my little girl for her sweet someteen birthday party. And remember, if you're looking low prices on used or broken electronics, don't forget, Green Yellow's Lectro pawn!" Blue's dad, Green-Yellow finished his speech. A weird looking Goblin in a Viking hat butted in.
"P4wned!"
"And here she is, Blue!" Blue came out with a sparkly red dress on, and her hair parted to the right.
"Whoa! Did I draw that new hotness?!"
Remember, COMIC.
"Thanks for coming to my party, everyone! Now let's get it on like Diddy Kong!" She began to dance, when a guy with arrows doming out of his mouth came up.
"ARROW'D TWO! ELECTRIC-wait a minute, not this time, mister!" Pein quickly drew another page with him and 'Blue'. He seriously over-extenuated himself with rippling muscles and a…construction…hat…
"Oh, why hello Blue, you're looking so makey-outey tonight."
"Why thank you Sir Hot-Bod Handsome-Face! So do you!" Pein proceeded to draw them making out. Then, decided to make-out with the piece of paper himself.
"Mmh….Mmhh…Oh, not bad…" He murmured as he made out with the sheet of lined paper. Blue, Tobi, Deidara, and basically the whole Akatsuki looked at him.
"'Dah?" Tobi said.
"Uh…" Blue questioned. Why was he making out with lined paper? Pein looked at them all, and panicked.
"Thisisapieceofuhpizza!" Pein shoved said paper in his mouth.
"Uh…Pein? Were you just first basing it with that piece of loose leaf?" He shook his head. Blue took out the saliva-esque piece of paper.
"Ugh…What the…is that you? And is that me?" He shook his head again. She hit him hard in the FACE.
Ka-PWN'D!
"Damn guy…he could've just done that in the first place!" She wiped off her friends, and everyone paused as they waited for the final Angel!Pein scene.
"Come on already!"
Fine, god…
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"So, uh…what do you want to do?"
"…play Karaoke Revolution?" God nodded.
"Okay."
And so, we end this little series with God playing Karaoke Revolution, and Blue eventually got rich off of a new flower-hair piece she invented. And, everyone else died.
Of Aids.
And…Syphilis.
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Ice: Okay, so I finished this a DAY before school started. I am so awesome.
While PClaw, is not.
-Points and laughs at you-
Well, R&R, plz flame for my amusement.