Author's Note:
Kitsune is the Romanji for Fox or Fox-Spirit
(I wish not to start an arguement with anyone and thus I shall submit. Do Not Get Use To It.I certainly hope this settles any disagreements I happen to have with any of my readers. My sincere apologizes and I hope you will keep reading. Arigatou, I appreciate you putting up with my crap this long.)
If for some reason you want to know (because you for some reason didn't)
"Zetsubou Billy" is performed by MAXIMUM THE HORMONE
(It's also the second DEATH NOTE ending.)
"Hey Jimmy!" is performed by HAV
(It's also the first Peace Maker Kurogane ending.)
"Ohayo, Kuro-Kuro! You seem to be running around like a machete with a monkey!"
Gin smiled as the angry Mayuri shook his fist at him.
"It's running around like a monkey with a machete! Stupid Kitsune!"
Kurotsuchi turned around and began yelling at the two who had just stopped behind him.
"You stupid slow bitches! Where the Hell are some good minions?! I need more minions!"
"Gomen ne, Mayuri-sama."
Akon felt something atop his head, reaching up, he pulled the child off and held him eye level. Ichimaru grinned and poked one of the horns on the man's forehead.
"What are these for? How did you get them?"
"It was- a terrible farming accident, now leave me alone."
He rolled his eyes as he handed the chibi to the woman next to him. Grunting, he stalked off looking for someone who had kept at least a small bit of their sanity.
"What's his problem?"
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Miraculously, he had managed to poke everyone other than Byakuya. He'd jabbed Yoruichi in the side twice, poked Renji in the eye, and whacked the other to countless times over the head. Suddenly, he whipped the stick in Kuchiki's direction. Barely touching the other chibi's belly with the tip, he began tracing patterns on the tiny shihakushou.
"Meep! Stop! It tickles! Stop!"
Tears began to form in his eyes as he couldn't stop laughing. Wiggling around, he squealed and giggled, trying to escape the feather-light touch of the twig.
"Renji! Help! Teehee!"
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"Wee!!!"
"Wait! Unohana-taichou!"
The whole of yonbantai came charging in, following their taichou and in the process… Running over Kenpachi.
"DAMMIT! GET BACK HERE! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASSES!"
The formerly squished juuichi-bantai taichou whipped out his mini zanpaku-tou and started chasing the group.
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"Oi! Shuuhei-kun! What's happening over here?"
Akon came running over to the pondering group of confused shinigami and one arrancar.
"Nothing… We're trying to answer a confusing set of questions."
"Oh?"
"Does Jimmy from the song "Hey Jimmy!" know Billy from the song "Zetsubou Billy"? If so, does Billy know Tim? And does Tim know Bob?"
"Simple. If they're all imaginary then of course they know each other!"
"Apparently, Tim was real."
"Oh… Then I have no idea."
He began contemplating the meaning of the set of questions when he saw something… A little… Bizarre? Eyes widening, he pointed at it.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!"
Hisagi was got entirely off-guard. He wondered just what could have made him make such an outburst. Following the direction of the other's pointed finger, he saw nothing out of the ordinary for… Today.
"What?"
"THAT!"