Disclaimer: Okay, look. I don't have time for this. It's called FAN fiction for a reason, people!
Max, venomously sweet: Hey, Lissa? Can I talk to you for a minute? Alone?
Lissa, cheerleader-ly peppy: Sure, Max! What can I do for you?
(Max walks into empty classroom and shuts and locks door behind herself and the Red-Haired Wonder, pulling down the shades over the small window in the process)
Max, getting straight to the point: You know Fang, sorry, Nick, right?
Little voice in Max's head (not THE Voice, just A voice): Heck yeah she does.
Lissa, still peppily oblivious: Uh-huh! We have home room together!
Max, getting angry: Well, I'm sure you know his tongue, in any case. You seem to be very well acquainted with his mouth.
Lissa, confused: What do you mean?
Max, really, really angry: Well, I saw you two lip locked in here this afternoon, and I just want to tell you a few things:
His name is FANG, not NICK.
He is not, I repeat, NOT my brother, adopted or other-wise.
If you knew him for real, the way I do, you would run screaming in the other direction at the sight of him.
He's MINE. Got it, Red Haired Wonder? MINE.
Lissa, slightly irritated edge to her cheerleader chirp: No, he's mine. Not yours, mine. I'm the only one who's 'locked lips with him', after all.
Max, ten thousand times angrier than the RHW: We have kissed before.
Lissa, no sign of peppy-ness: Well, you lost your chance. And there's nothing you can do about it.
Max, really, really, really, really (ect.) mad: Wanna bet?
Lissa, princess fighting instincts coming into play: Sure. I do Aerobics. I KNOW I'm stronger than you.
Max, kick-butt mutant instincts coming into play: Aerobics? AEROBICS? You do Aerobics and you think you can take ME on?
Lissa, indignant: !#$ straight I can!
(Max looks around for intruders or people spying on the little cat-fight in the closet (which is, of course, not really in a closet, but cat-fight in the closet sounds better than cat-fight in the empty classroom to the left of the library, so that's what I'm using) and, seeing none, whips open her wings)
Max, triumphant: Try and beat THAT!
Lissa, stunned to silence: "…"
Max, proudly: These are my wings. And you have…?
Lissa, scared to death: "…" (passes out)
Max, in her evil Angel-Of-Doom voice: MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just then, Max woke up from the best dream she'd had in months. 'Dang it,' she thought. 'It was all a dream.'
"Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha," she said softly to herself. "I really liked the sound of that…."
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Okay, okay. I know. Not really romantic, per-say, but Max DID admit that she had a thing for Fang, isn't that good enough for you?
Please review and tell me if my first attempt at humor was a failor or not.
-Insane Winged Girl