I dont own Harry Potter

Dear notebook

I wasn't sure how to start this and I'm not even sure what to call it. My name is Remus Lupin , the only logical marauder and friend of James Potter. I'm recording the stories of James and Lily Evans either for their children or to explain to Jame's parents why he was turned into a goat.

Moony, Moony, Moony it wouldn't matter if James was turned into a goat we could just turn him back with minor difficulties but if he was turned into a marshmallow then put into the microwave to slowly expand and Peter ate him. . . he would never be the same.

Sirius where do you come up with these things?

In my head, where do your ideas come from?

Okay fine . . . or to explain to Jame's parents why their son was turned into a marshmallow put into a microwave and eaten by Peter. Happy?

Ecstatic

have you ever noticed that when ever i try to write something it always has notes from you on it, like that transfiguration essay when. . .

I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS FOR TRANSFIGURATION!

You wrote things like, McG. is hot. Minny's my pussycat. I love Minny. Minerva and Sirius forever .

I DIDN'T KNOW

So you write things like that all the time?

. . . no. . .

So S.B. and M.M. in the heart carved onto your bed

its just a coincidence that they could stand for Sirius Black and Minerva McGonagal.

. . . right. . .

why didn't you take that stuff off your essay?

And miss the look on her face? Never!

How did she know it was me?

What is this twenty questions?

Mooney. . .

I put "Side notes compliments of Sirius Black"

I apologize for the inconvenient as your original narrator is now hanging upside down. I will finish this entry up. Its summer right now and Lily had to stay with her friend, Juniper who happens to live next door to Lupin. We usually stay at James' house because there is nothing to do at Moony's house except write in a notebook. Now I see why he is like the way he is he had a boring childhood until hew meet me but it was to late to save him so the boring got into his soul and thats why hes an uptight rule abiding book worm!!! Don't look so angry Lupin I would've found out eventually. I mean now I can get you the help you need. Anyway nothing has happened yet with Lily and Prongs but it will ohhh it will. . . Wait Mooney wants to say something.

What are you planning?

Wow how can you write upside down?

Don't change the subject. What are you planning?

How do you know I'm planning something?

Evil grin

Darn it always gives me away.

Sirius tell me.

Just gonna make my summer more interesting thats all.

Sirius if you think I'm just goi. .

Lecture over okay well I have to go get ready for Operation Make Summer More Exciting By Getting James Turned Into A Marshmallow or O.M.S.M.E.B.G.J.T.I.A.M. For short.

The Most Handsome Marauder

Sirius Black