So yeah, this is just some random junk…Thanks to Insane-Possessed-Obsessed for the idea.

Disclaimer: if we owned Naruto, Itachi would be Deidara's personal slave. Nor do we own youtube.

Warning: Contains some yaoi-ish stuff. This is just a crack story, really.

20 ways to annoy Itachi

Tell him Sasuke is sooo much sexier than him

Make Kiseme do questionable things to him in his sleep: video tape it

Post it on youtube

But a garden snake named "Orochimaru-kun"

Forget to tell him about it, until he finds it in his morning coffee

Put him and Tobi in a room, then yell "Tobi is NOT a good boy" before locking them in

Turn his cloak into a mini-cloak, than put fur around the edges

Put a blindfold around his eyes, tell him to "trust you" then drug his food

Before he wakes up, tell the leader that he said that he could take a nap, because no one is in charge of him

Cut off a lock of his hair, tie it around your neck, then tell everyone he gave it to you, and refuse to take it off

Give Sasuke LOTS of alcohol, then let him glomp Itachi

Put magnets in him and Hidan and see what happens

Very sweetly, with the most innocent look on your face, tell him he's a very pretty woman

Give Deidara ten bucks to give him a sloppy wet kiss

Immobilize him, then give him to Naruto as an "early birthday present"

Record what happens next, and play it at random times

Totally make over his room, with the theme being pretty ponies

Dye his hair the same color as Deidara, then tell the natural blond he's trying to move in on Sasori

Have Sai make a life-size mural on his bedroom wall of him and Sasuke wink, wink

Give this list to everyone Itachi has ever met, or will ever meet