Agh. I have no idea where I got this from. Probably from the 50 things I wasn't allowed to do at Hogwarts. XD
Haha. Guess the number of chapters this is going to be.
Warning: May contain bananas, window shutters, and infrared cameras. Please proceed with caution.
50 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hyoutei
Number One
I will not insist that Atobe is wearing a wig.
"Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssssshhhhhhhiiiiii!!" Mukahi cried out, jumping on Oshitari's back.
"What is it now, Gakuto?"
"Atobe's trying to kill me!"
"What did you do to make him so angry?"
"I have no idea."
Shishido rolled his eyes. "You spread another rumor about Atobe, didn't you?
Mukahi looked shocked. "How did you know?"
"That's the only valid reason on why he'd try to kill you."
"It is not! I could drive him insane too!"
"Right...that's another fucked up reason..."
Just then Atobe came into the room, looking furious. "GAKUTO! ORE-SAMA'S HAIR IS NOT A WIG!!!"
Mukahi frowned. "Yes it is! IT IS SO TOTALLY A WIG!"
"NO IT ISN'T!"
"Yes it is! I mean, who the fuck has GRAY hair?!"
"Gakuto, you have red hair," Oshitari pointed out.
"And you have blue hair."
"That's just contradicting yourself."
"No it isn't! I mean, red hair is explainable. But GRAY?! It's like he's OLD."
"ORE-SAMA IS NOT OLD!"
"Then that must mean you're wearing a wig."
"ORE-SAMA IS NOT WEARING A WIG! ORE-SAMA'S HAIR IS A REAL LUSCIOUS GRAY AND YOU CANNOT DENY THAT!"
Mukahi had a confused look on his face. "Luscious?"
Oshitari fiddled with his eyeglasses. "Luscious. There are two definitions of the word. One, meaning richly luxurious or appealing to the senses."
"What's the other one?"
"I would tell you, but you'd probably not want to know. And I don't think Atobe's really into that."
"Ah..."
Atobe was glaring. "Ore-sama's hair is REAL."
"No it isn't."
"It is!"
"Prove it! NO! WAIT!" Mukahi got off Oshitari's back (finally) and started pulling on Atobe's hair. "Hmm..."
Atobe was wincing. "STOP PULLING ORE-SAMA'S HAIR!"
"NEVER!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Shishido twitched. "Dude, if you don't stop he's probably going to assign us laps or something..."
"STOP PULLING ON ORE-SAMA'S HAIR!!"
"Then again...it IS pretty funny."
"BWAHAHAHA! I SHALL SINK NTO YOUR MIND AND INHABIT YOUR BRAINS!!"
Shishido twitched again. "That sounds stalkerish."
"I know!" Mukahi continued pulling on Atobe's hair.
Suddenly Atobe pushed Mukahi off of him. "EVERYONE 500 LAPS!!"
"Cool!" Mukahi exclaimed. "You just gave me a totally wonky random planet in the middle of nowhere!"
"..."
Oshitari sighed. "No, Gakuto. He gave you laps."
"Same thing!"
"..."
Haha...xD I need to credit some quotes...
"I SHALL SINK INTO YOUR MIND AND INHABIT YOUR BRAINS!!" (me)
"Cool, you gave me a totally wonky random planet in the middle of nowhere!" (Audrey)
I hope you have enjoyed this. Please refrain from touching the infrared camera...