We the Marauders do solemnly swear
(Padfoot: That Wormtail is gay
Wormtail: AM NOT!)
A/N: Okay I'd thought I'd try something a little different, something I've never done before but will thoroughly enjoy writing. Yes I know it's been done so many times before but its fun. Hope you enjoy it.
Chapter 1: Mr Bumpy
First lesson
Transfigurations
Fourth year
Moony: Prongs are you paying attention?
Prongs: More than Padfoot is…
Padfoot: Snoring lightly
Moony: hits Padfoot round the back of the head with a book Wake up you idiot!
Padfoot: Hey that's harsh! I'm not an idiot nurses bump on head Oh no, no I'm deformed! WHY MOONY! WHY!?!
Moony: You'll get over it
Prongs: Bumpy is a good look for you Pads,
Padfoot: Well you know, I can make anything work
Wormtail: sniggers hee hee Mr Bumpy
Padfoot: Oh no
Prongs: What?
Padfoot: Something terrible is about to happen
Prongs: WHAT?
Padfoot: God there's no need to shout! Minnie's coming over
Prongs: lets off sigh of relief Ohhhh okay, I thought you meant something serious.
Padfoot: For God Sake Prongs hide the note
Five minutes later
Padfoot: Phew, that was close
Moony: Something strange has happened…Padfoot actually tried to stop himself getting detention.
Padfoot: I can't have a detention! I have a date tonight…
Prongs: oooh, with who?
Padfoot: Erm…Ebony Blackburn, in Hufflepuff…
Moony: Take it you've grown bored of Ravenclaw girls
Padfoot: It's hard not to get bored when all they talk abut is class, and when they're not talking about class they're asking questions that I don't know the answer to
Moony: Personally I find them intellectually stimulating
Prongs: Stimulating eh?
Moony: Trust you to pick out the one word in that entire conversation with sexual connotations
Prongs: shrugs It's what I do
Moony: And you wonder why Lily won't go out with you
Prongs: Leaves the conversation
Padfoot: Yay! We can stay stuff behind his back
Prongs: I'm sitting right next to you Padfoot, I can read everything you're writing
Padfoot: I thought you'd left!
Prongs: rolls eyes I haven't left the room
Padfoot: oh…
Moony: What's Wormtail doing?
Prongs: I don't think I want to know…
Padfoot: He's…taking notes
Prongs: The end is nigh!
Padfoot: The chocolate has ran out!
Moony: Hell hath frozen over! re reads Padfoot's comment hold on…in this dire situation the only thing you can think about is chocolate?
Padfoot: What can I say? I'm complex
Moony: Not how I would've put it to be honest
Padfoot: HMPH!
Moony: What's that supposed to mean?
Padfoot: It's just a sound
Prongs: Erm…you wrote it down…it didn't make any noise
Padfoot: HMPH!