OKay i am like sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo completely sorry for taking this long to update this story!! But i am kinda bored of it so i am just gonna end it now!! Yes i know this ending chapter sucks but im sorry!! at least i finished it at alll!! i will hopefully write more stories and much faster really soon so don't forget to author alert me if you want!! Oh yeah and review because even though this is bad... i still want to know what you thiink.
you should probablly go back and read a couple chapters so you remember whats going on... and i don't think i can write Total AT ALL in this chapter
okay here goes...
Chapter Twenty: Nothing But Mammals!
Total's POV
I have never been so happy to see those dirty bird kids in my life! I mean Angel is just amazing but I feel I have emotionally bonded a lot more with the Others now and they have finally realized and honored my true potential ability. Like for example…
Flashback
"Hey Total. Since you've been the Sissy in Distress, you get to pick where we eat tonight." Our royal pain of a leader said to me.
"Well I think I want to go eat at that Auntie Orphan's Rib House over there."
"Yessss!" All my other flocklings said in unison. Yes. I feel like I have worked my way up to the top of the ranks!
"Okay fine. But you're paying." Fang said to me with a smirk on his face as he flew over next to Max and grabbed her hand. Yeah. Grabbed her hand. In BROAD daylight.
I didn't even know their wingspans would allow that to happen.
Flashback Ends
Fang's POV
You know after this whole "Saving Private Total" incident, I really am appreciating what we have in life, no matter how crappy.
Like a couple hours after saving Total, I decided to crack a joke. Yeah.
Hey! That's a big step for me!
I also flew over and grabbed Max's hand. I figured screw it! I'm not gonna hide what we have if they could end up taking me away from her tomorrow.
Max decided to blow up one of the last remaining Itex facilities, but hey! Who wouldn't?
Total's POV
Hey! Hey! This is my story Fang!! Don't go revealing important information without my permission!! I wanted to do it!!
Fang's POV thoughts temporarily interrupting Total's
Oh shove it! At least I didn't ramble about Max this time!!
Yeah. Yeah sure. Keep telling yourself that if it'll help you sleep at night.
Anyway…
We landed in an ally of this tiny little town that is surrounded by hills and woods where the rib shack was in the late afternoon.
We walked to the rib shack they and stuffed their faces with as many ribs as they could while sneaking me a bunch under the table.
What? I gotta eat too ya know! No matter how barbarically I do it!
Lucky for us it was "All You Can Eat Tuesday" So are bill was like ten dollars a person/bird thing... Not including me. I ate for free. Complements of Auntie's.
So we stuffed ourselves with ribs and there was this lovely little ice creamery where we each got some ice cream that by regulations, I got to sample each of the flocks before I could eat my own vanilla in a cup with rainbow sprinkles, whipped cream and a cherry on top. I know. Delicious.
We will have to talk to Max and Fang about their actions soon. They are being very touchy. It creeps me out.
Angel had finished her ice cream cone and held my ice cream and me so we could explore the town at sunset.
Walking through the town while lapping up my ice cream, I got this really bad brain freeze! It was horrific! While I was recovering, I saw the most peculiar thing…
Between these two buildings, there was this hill with trees and stuff on it that came right out onto the sidewalk. (Conveniently enough for us.) We were walking over there to make a quick get away When out of the bushes/tree things comes this huge guy! We were like ten or fifteen feet away and I swear I am not making this up!
Out of nowhere this insane teenager with an evil look in her brow eyes runs right past us and kills this guy!! YEAH!! Imagine that!?
Simultaneously we mentally agree to not turn into that little opening and just walk past to a different one.
Angel threw out the empty ice cream container and put me on the ground.
They all speed walk past this little shindig with me close at their heels. This girl is like cackling and chanting "Jacob Black. Jacob Black."
We pass the opening and I take a peek back at the weirdo just in time to see her kick this poor dude in the balls and scream "WHAT!? WHAT!?" and come taking off past us down the road.
I'm kinda amused but at the same time appalled at this incident.
We turn into a dark alleyway that leads to the trees to take off into the night.
I guess some creepy insane people just ain't nothing but those animals you see on the Discovery Channel.
Okay so it totally sucks as an ending i know...
haha. Andrea. Do you get the last line?? And the tittle?? TEHE!
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