Pegasus is a slimy bastard. He's got bad taste in clothes, and he's got bad taste in associates. …And, right now, he's also got the key to get them out of the bathroom. And Seto can't stop pacing, and periodically, he measures the distance to the window with his eyes. Yami seems a little more resigned.

He's sitting on the edge of a too-low porcelain sink, with his hands on his knees, and his feet against the wall in back of him. "Stand still," he tells Seto, "I've got this under control."

"You've got it under control?" Seto is still pacing, his tone is contemptuous.

If Yami were any calmer, he'd be smiling. "He's going to come back eventually," he says. "As soon as he opens the door, I'll Mind Crush him."

There's a lot of ways Seto could answer this, such as for instance, he could point out how irritating it is, the way the Other Yuugi is always throwing Sen-nen Magic around, where other people would use their fists. Instead, he contents himself with scowling, and muttering "dumbass, he's going to send one of his goons."

Yami's smile doesn't change. He also doesn't get up. He's perched on his sink, like a cat looking at a King, and he watches Seto pace a couple of times, then, "stop that," he says, "you're making my eyes hurt."

Seto stops. "Give me something better to do," he says, and Yami's eyes open wide.

"What?" he says, and "I don't know…"

"I think you do know," Seto's right in front of him suddenly, "I think you figured this out before I did," he's got his hands on the wall, and he's leaning in close, "it all makes sense, doesn't it? Pegasus is just the kind of weirdo who would set something like this up."

Yami, who didn't know, suddenly does. Or he thinks he does. "Not on a sink," he says, ducking nimbly out from under Seto's arm, "and not on a toilet." He's kind of limiting their options.

"And not by a urinal," Seto tells him, "and not next to the trash cans."

He tries to push him up against a bare stretch of wall, but, "…and not pushed against a wall by you," Yami says. He ducks out from under his arm again, and a moment later it's Seto that's pushed against the wall. And the kissing gets pretty hot pretty fast, after all, it's not like they have much choice. Bathrooms aren't the most stimulating of rooms to begin with, and it's not like either of them want to read what's written on the urinal walls. Seto and Yami kissing, swapping spit, with the tall one bending down, and the short one on tip-toes. All you can see is Yami's bright head tilted back, and Seto's darker one bending to meet it.Which is all Pegasus does see, as he watches the security feed from the executive bathroom at Industrial Illusions.

And, "damn them," he says at last, "you would think they could be more creative."

And "I told you it was a bad idea to lock them in there," is all Croquet tells him.