"Uh... Where... What happened?"
"You broke reality."
"Wha?"
"During the most recent chapter of XIII Ninja, you tried to restrain your fellow authors. A bunch resisted, and during the battle, you broke reality by creating clones of one of your reviewers. A person by the name of Dark Magician 41? You can clone yourself, but NEVER clone other authors!"
"Oh, yeah... That was awesome... Wait, who are you?"
"I'm God."
"WHA?" The author got up, staring at the cat sitting before him. "Ok... Aha! I knew you were a cat, just like in that one Anime!"
"I can take any form I choose."
"Oh... Why that form?"
"No reason."
"So... You can fix this, right?"
"Already done. However, I had to separate the chaos you created from the real world, and now this chaos is in the form of a Fanfiction."
"O... K... So now there are two mes?"
"Yes. One in the real world. I already talked to him. You, however, I have left in this realm with most of your powers intact. And you're not the only one. Every other being that has ever existed in reality, fiction, whatever, also has a form here. That includes characters from real books and anime, and versions of characters from your and other people's fanfiction."
"You mean, right now, there about a million Mary-sues who certain incarnations of characters are in love with?"
"Yes."
"... And this is all my fault?"
"All your fault."
"... Then I know what I must do."
"And that would be?"
"Ridiculously large story with swarms of different characters! This is fanfiction, right? So now people from all over the world can watch thier characters fight each other!"
"... I guess... Whatever. I have a real world to watch over, so, yeah, farewell."
"Sweet... So, I guess... This is all a chapter, just like any other story? So I better give the people their first fight!"
Suddenly, the scene changed, and a fully grown Auror Harry Potter, from Harry Potter, was walking through a strange world, filled with plants. Suddenly, a sound alerted Harry to smeone elses presense.
"Who... Who's there?" Out of the bushes came.. a younger version of himself. He was wearing a red robe, and carrying a staff.
"... Well... This is weird. Are you the unsent of my father?"
"What the hell!? You're not Albus... What kind of monster are you? Did you bring me here?" Not waiting for an answer, Harry sent a spell at Summoner Harry, who blocked with his staff.
"Whoawhoawhoa! Hey, I don't want-" S. Harry was knocked down by a spell. "Oh, screw it. I've been stuck in this forest for hours for no reason, probably a plot hole by the author, I'm hot, I'm itchy from poison ivy and mosquito bites, and I'm ticked from being hit by a spell!" The Lightning Summoner swung his staff at Harry, who ducked and sent a stinging hex. S. Harry reflected the hex with a spell, forcing the Auror to dodge oit and a small swarm of fireballs sprouting from S. Harry's staff. Jsut before the two wizards were about to cast a final spel to finish each other, they heard a voice.
"Harry!" Auror Harry turned around to see his wife, Ginny, and Summoner Harry looked at the two of them. They kissed, and they suddenly heard a gagging noise coming from S. Harry. Ginny glared.
"I suggest you run, little brat..." A pair of wands with various spells coming out of them chased the red-clad summoner away...
James looked down on the battle, then looked up to the sky. "Yo, reviewers... I'm pretty sure you can hear me... this won't really fit into my schedule, so I'll only update this one when I'm bored and facing a writer's block, but if you want any characters from just about any canon series, any characters from my or your fanfictions, and any characters from fanfictions that I can get permission to use for this story, to fight, just mention the matchups you want in reviews. Characters from my series may even exhibit abilities you don't normally see in thier 'canon' appearances. Oh, and Harry and Ginny from HP7's epilouge belongs to JK Rowling! S. Harry is from Lightning Summoner! Once again, this story is just for fun and mayhem, so that I don't let any wierdness happen in my 'actual' stories..."