Oh yes, now I know some of you are wondering when Kagome finds out Kikyo is her twin sister, but you'll have to wait. I promise you it's going to be good!
There was also some confusion with a few readers who was cheating on whom. Well Kikyo's mother was cheating on her spouse, a wealthy yet loving demon, with a human man who used her as a sex buddy. She thought he really loved her, but he didn't. Really sad how some people use others like that isn't it?
I'd like to give a special shout out to those who review in the end. Now on with the story!
Disclaimer: I know I didn't put this in the first chapter, but I don't own Inuyasha. Doesn't mean I don't wish I do!
Chapter Two: April Fools Flashback
Miroku was browsing the mall. He needed something to wear to the after party. The performance was going to be big this year. It was the first year Kikyo wasn't going to be in it. Preparations were still going on, but they desperately needed a female to fill in Kikyo's place for tomorrow night.
He knew Inuyasha would disapprove, but he was glad as hell Kikyo was gone. She just gave him the chills. Knowing she was somewhere near sent shivers down his back-- and not in a good way. Inuyasha's playa status was going down the drain leaving Miroku's to go up. Of course every guy wanted to de the #1 playa of the island, but Inuyasha used to be up there and it seemed more natural for him to be there … it just suited him more. As his best friend since birth, Miroku wanted nothing more than for him to be happy especially since both of their parents died in an accident. He now lived with his grandfather, Mushin while Inuyasha lived with his older brother, Sesshomaru. Sesshomaru was cool and all, but he was Inuyasha's half brother. There always seemed a natural resentment in the air.
He never understood why Inuyasha fell in loved with Kikyo. He tried being friendly with her when he found out she was Inuyasha's girl, but as soon as Inu turned his back, they would have silent deadly battles, until he turned right back around oblivious to the whole thing. Kikyo hated Miroku's guts since day one. Inu has always been known for a dense one and he had been obviously dense when he met Kikyo. She was a cold heatless bitch. Miroku always had the suspicion she had been using Inuyasha. He never once saw her buy a gift for his man, Inu, who always in turn bought her the most expensive gift money could buy. Whenever he would ask Inu what did she give you, he always told Miroku she forgot it in her house. He never once looked him in the eye. He's never been a good liar.
Now knowing some of Kikyo's story, Miroku couldn't help but to feel guilty. He had no idea about her past, how she was brought up or any of that stuff. Hmm…. I wonder how far their relationship went. Whenever he would walk in on them, they always looked intensely into each other's eyes, full of love, and enough to make you gag. I don't think Inuyasha would sleep wit her, otherwise that dolt of a friend would of told me. Inu always told him everything. Before Kikyo entered Inu's life, there was always thousands of girls chasing him every morning while he was on his motorcycle. Girls always trailed him wherever he went. He didn't even try to flirt and they would go crazy. Miroku couldn't help but to let go a chuckle. Even some of the guys were after him, especially Jakotsu. That dude was so freaking hilarious.
Although he was a playa and all, he still had a heart with morals, one which the guys was disgusted with and that made the girls even more crazed about him. Inu would never go farther than making out with a girl unless he absolutely sure she was the one, much to Jakotsu's disappointed. He was not the kind of guy to use a girl like that and then throw her aside. He didn't want them to have an 'accident' that they will have suffered throughout the rest of their lives. He was always such a softie. Miroku couldn't blame him. He was still a virgin himself. Of course any girl would have been happy to give herself up to him… Miroku couldn't help to smile. He remembered a little trick on our favorite hanyou that had spread around the island like a wildfire.
Two years ago on April Fool's Day, Miroku had assembled a group of girl's in his best friend's living room. Coming home from work, Inu was tired and all. Seeing Miroku there pointing into the living room, Inu gave a confused and innocent look in and shrieks and screams came out. They were so in love with him. One girl even fainted on his carpet.
Inuyasha's P.O.V.
Fuck… I'm so dead and I feel like shit right now. Looks like I have no choice.
Inuyasha dashed out of his manor using his hanyou speed. Within a half hour he managed to lose his crazed fans. Going back home, his hands ran his pockets, but he couldn't seem to find his keys. Shit, I left them in there. Trying to jump in the window that was six feet high, he saw Miroku lying on the couch with his feet up on the handles, watching TV. Inu began knocking on the window.
Miroku's P.OV.
Inu saw Miroku jerk up and knew he was scared as hell. Crap, he looked like he was going to piss his pants! "Open the door, you jackass!!"Miroku's P.O.V.
Inuyasha started banging on the door. "Miroku, you motherfucker, open this door right now!!"
"Say you're sorry"
"Hey Inu, what's wrong?" he asked concerned.
"Dude please tell me you're not turning gay. Listen open the door and we'll go down the mall tomorrow to find you a girl. If it's too late… well… there's always Jakotsu who thinks you're sexy."
"Oh hell no. Now you ODin. Does it look like I'm gay enough to be hooked up with him?"
"Well now that I think about it you have been showing signs for years… Miroku now's not the time to be secretive."
"Fuck you! You could make your bed out there for all I care."
With that he raised the volume to block the hanyou's insane laughter and resumed his position on the couch. Within five minutes Inuyasha got mad again.
"Open the damn door" Miroku couldn't hear him now.
Shit, Shit, Shit! What am I going to do now? Oh kami what am I going to do now? Looking up he saw the answer.
Inu started climbing, however, unknown to his knowledge, Old Lady Kaede was watching him from next door, through her window.
"What is ye doing?"
"Ye is trying to get in, what else does it look like? Now if ye don't mind, could you leave me the hell alone!" he growled in frustration.
"That's what I thought." "Hello police department? Yes, I'm calling to report a break in at my neighbor's house. Ok… yes… five minutes? Great, bye- bye now" the perky old woman turned back to look at Inuyasha who fell on the floor flat on his back.
"Fuck you, old hag!"
"Put your hands on your head! Anything you say or do will be used against you. You are being charged for harassing an elderly woman and making the attempt for breaking into a hardworking first class neighborhood."
"You have got to be fucking kidding me." He tried wrestling through the handcuffs but it was no use. The officers on the other hand were passing through hell trying to keep Inu still.
Someone at this point drove into the driveway and Inu began to smile like in the seventh episode when Myoga told Inu he believed he could win against Sesshomaru.
Miroku was flipping the channels, obviously very bored with his life, when someone entered the front door.
"Quick, turn to channel 7; you're not going to believe who's on TV!" Miroku began to smile.
"I can't believe I'm going to say this, but thank kami, you're here, Sesshomaru." Sure enough there was Sesshomaru in the driveway carrying an armful of paper brown bags filled with grocery. Walking past the officers who were wrestling with Inuyasha, Sesshomaru walked to his front door getting the keys out. A sweatdrop began to form behind Inuyasha's head (you know the animated ones). Opening the door and about to go in, Kaede welcomed him from out of her window.
"Good day Sesshomaru-sama."
"Good day to you too, Kaede- sama."
"Sorry from interrupting your very interesting conversation, but HELLO?"
"Oh yes, hello to you too little brother."
"Little brother?"
"Oh yes, Kaede- sama. Inuyasha here is my little brother."
"It was very nice meeting you…I think I hear the phone ringing. Good bye."
Sesshomaru went in very quickly and you could hear their laughter's coming from inside."
"You've taped it?"
"Yup." High-fiving, Miroku suddenly paled.
"What's wrong?"
"Look." With a trembling finger, Sesshomaru followed his gaze and their amber eyes clashed.
"Well it was nice working with you Sesshomaru-sama but it's getting late now and I have to go…… so bye."
Inuyasha pounced barely missing Miroku. Using this as an advantage, he dashed upstairs.
Left with no choice, Miroku jumped out of the balcony and into the pool. "Loser" he shouted and then ran home.
Miroku smiled. He found just the shirt he was looking for and went off to the cashier to pay. Of course he still had the tapes, but he was saving that for something special.
Next chapter will have Kagome! I promise. Please review.
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