Disclaimer: If I owned Potc I wouldn't be writing this would I? No… I would be having lunch with Johnny Depp and Kiera Nightly.

10 ways to annoy Captain Jack Sparrow

Switch the rum and put it in the water buckets and put water in the rum bottles.

Ask him why the rum is always gone.

Drink all of his rum.

Make a bonfire with his rum.

Steal his hat.

Steal his compass.

Imitate everything he does.

Call him ONLY Jack Sparrow.

Call the Black Pearl yours.

Leave him on the deserted island.

Authors Note: There you have it…10 ways to annoy the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow!!! I luv this guy!! He rocks!!! GO JACK!!!