Hey look, Bumblebee and Misfits sister/brotherly fluff, and not like the Bluestreak and Misfits mush,
Bluestreak: But But but!
Misfits: BB your so kewl!
Bumblebee: get off my arm.
Misfits: but I like youuuuuuuuuu.
Bluestreak: I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!
Aw poor Blue, don't worry I'll write another Mush story for you.
Bluestreak: It's all your falut! your the one who threw the cookie into the portal to get Misfits away from me! I can't believe she followed the cookie.
Easy blue would you feel better if I let you do the disclaimer?
BLuestreak: alright, Chibi go do the disclaimer,
Chibi Bluestreak :( Holds up sign that reads " It's in chapter one!" he turns it over and it says " WILL ACT CUTE 4 COOKIEZ!")
Bluestreak: Chibi I told you to... wait, Chibi this is Chapter one, Misfitz doesn't own anything except the Tree house, her bag, the chibis and the ability to RUIN OTHER MECHS LIVES!
Chibi Blue: ( Hugs blue looking up at him with big blue optics)
Bluestreak:( sighs) Oh, alright, ( Gives Chibi a box of girl schout cookies)
Easy Blue you'll get over it.
Misfits giggled in her throat, bugging Bumblebee was fun, escpailly when he was in recharge and had his mask down, nighttime was a great time to annoy Bumblebee!
"-Misfits would you kindly stop trying to annoy me? You should be in bed.-"
"But why?" Misfits slumped down on his chestplating with her arm's crossed childishly
"-Because I'll call Jazz if you don't,-"
Misfits frowned, " Why is it whenever I try to have fun, you call Jazz? why Jazz what is he my Adopted 'progenitor'?"
"-no because he know's more about you.-" Bumblebee chuckled
"WTF?! so that automaticly makes him my nanny? poor Jazz!"
"-No, you thick headed girl, it just means he know's what to do if you act up,-"
"So bugging you is actting up? define the phrase Acting up. is this some inside thing that I don't know about?"
"-Misfits, your sixteen, why don't you ever act your age? I mean come on, go to the mall, find a suitable mate, date the guy-"
"Ew, I can't believe you just suggested I go find a boyfriend.Do you really want me to bring on the apocolaspe?besides, I don't find males of my spieses attractive, I find alot of them immature and annoying, you KNOW that. and anyway 95.99 percent of Girls at my age are boring, egotistical, slutty,bimbos. would you rather me be like the blonde paris hilton like bimbo that just passed here an hour ago?"
"-Are we talking in body shape or mentaility? because personaly I could go for the first one, and it's a guy's job to be immature and act stupid !-"
" Bumblebee,you really are a perverted car!God after droping Mikeala and Sam back home I bet you go and je-"
"-Not my fault, and No I don't I'm not organic! You really are a dirty Blonde!-"
"Yes it is, and I'm not a dirty blonde I'm just a dirty blonde by hair color! I bet you wish you could j-"
"-No it's your fault for bringing up the topic, and yes you are a dirty blonde for bringing up the topic in the first place. and No I don't wish I could go have what Sam's mom would call 'Bumblebee's Happy Time'-" he waved his hands with false ethusiasim for ' Bumblebees Happy time' which thankfully did not exist.
"Your the one who said I should act my age,"
"-Yeah well sometimes acting your age means you should shut up,-"
"You," Misfits poked him, making this a game, if it had not already been a game.
"-No, you,-" Bumblebee finally removed his mask and poked Misfits back,
"You, Mister-lets-go-to-a-drive-in-movie-so-I-can-watch-AND-feel-two-teenage humans-squirm-on-my-hood-and-then-later-Squrim-in-my-back-seat-so-I-can-go-dump-them out-and-go-to-the-car-wash-using-Sam's-credit-card-number-and-splurge-with-the-royal-treatment-wash-but-still-reek-in-pheurmones."
"-No, you Miss Anti-zit-cream.-"
"Hey, it's clearing up on it's own! at least I have six fingers,"
"-Whats that suppose to mean?-"
"You only have four fingers two on each hand, two thumbs and two pinkys, you don't have a middle finger,"
Bumblebee looked at his hands, "-So? at least I have opposeible thumbs-"
(A/N: I just had a misspelling didn't I?)
"At least I have my two perfectly useable middle fingers, look see?"
Misfits giggled and showed him her birds.
"-I can change that,-" he retorted very smuggly
"No way get your own middle fingers," Misfits put her fingers away,
"-Aw, But I want Middle fingers too so I can make Jazz green with envy-"
"Litteral or not?"
"-not,-"
"Good, I don't think a solstice would look good in green,"
"-Neither do I,-"
"At least I didn't get my legs ripped off after flipping a Furby Truck,"
"-At least I didn't get attacked by Frenzy and nearly get my arm cut off,-"
"At least I didn't get scolded by Optimus for Lubricating a human,"
"-Your never gonna let me live that down are you?-"
"It's my computor desktop, and I like it,"
"-I guess it's not that bad, consitering you flirt with every male thing -sam and the other Autobots aside- you flirted with Tre--"
"I did not Flirt with that son of a bitch! he called me werid because I called him an ass in french and then he gangs up on me and picks on me beacuse I talk to a car! and then he went and slashed your tyres and backed his truck into your aft making you unable to Transform!! Remember who was the one to freak out when she saw you hurt? who called the tow truck to the Hospital and-"
"-Okay, I'm sorry, don't remind me of that! wait, if you call Trent an Ass in french then--"
"Yes, it's an inside Joke me and Ratchet have to call Ironhide ass in french when he's not around, and Now I guess you can be in it too,"
"-Who started that one?-"
"I did with that French dictionary,"
"-Oh,-" Bumblebee looked up at the sky that was getting darker, thoughtfully.
Misfits poked him agian, " Are you gonna call Jazz?"
"-Do you want me to?-"
"No,"
"-Didn't think so,-" he laughed intertwining his fingers and resting them on his abdominal plating behind Misfits, who leaned on his hands yawning, " I found a three legged lizard today, and I named him Lucky," she was trying to find something interesting to talk about so she could catch insomina and have Bumblebee drive her to the Wendys for a Coke Float and some fries and chicken, and basicly binge on late night fried goods.
Apparently yawns were contagous even for Autobots, " -Tha's nice 'Fits, now b'a good human an' go t' bed,-"
"Aw man I was hoping for a trip to the Wendy's"
That caught his attention, "-What is it with you and late night trips to Wendy's?!-"
"It's fun! and I like Coke Floats!"
"-Didn't you say your sister dips her fries in the froste?-" one of Bumblebee's personal favorites, when he got the chance to be human.
"Yes, I tried it once, not bad really, but salty and cold don't go with my tastes,"
"-I suppose not,-"
"Are you taking me to Wendy's?"
"-Not tonight, I took you last night,-"
"No you didn't,"
"-No, let me go to sleep, you should too, you have school tomorrow and Ratchet will throw a fit if you fail that quiz in Algebra by falling alseep,-"
"Oh, alright, fine, and I don't fall asleep in class," Misfits went back to the Tree house and came back with a blanket and her bear, snuggling back into place on Bumblebee's hands, " G ' Night Bumblebee,"
"Nite 'Fits,"
Fin,