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Remus: Well, now, Syl, I can't very well use myself as a threat, can I? That'd be preposterous.
Sirius: -cowers from the big word-
Remus: -sighs-
Remus blanched. From the look on Harry's face, he knew that it was his lycanthropy they knew about. "How did you find out?," he asked, his voice quavering slightly, but remaining calm.
"Well, we haven't gotten to werewolves in our books yet, have we?," asked Pansy, smirking.
"And you're always ill on the full moon. I checked my Astronomy charts," added Draco.
"Plus, you look way too old and worn to be thirty-three," Pansy finished, examining her nails carefully. "But you went to school with Professor Snape, and I know for a fact that he is thirty-three, so you have to be."
Remus nodded, ignoring Sirius murmur of, "damn that Snivellus". He smiled. "I've never had anyone find out about my lycanthropy on their own. Congratulations. Ten points to Slytherin for figuring it out," said Remus, and Pansy and Draco looked shocked.
"A Gryffindor teacher giving Slytherins points without twitching? Whoa, you sure you're not insane?," asked Draco, and Remus chuckled.
"Well, I really don't care. Why don't you all join me for dinner tonight in my office? Sirius and I have superb pull with the house-elves," offered Remus, and they all agreed before running off. Remus walked over, closing the door.
"So clever," he murmured, chuckling. He felt thin but strong arms wrap around his waist.
"As are you, Moony."
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Ron frowned. "Whaddya think is up with Sirius and Professor Lupin?," he asked Hermione, Harry, Draco, and Pansy. "Sirius looked kinda angry when Harry told Remus about you guys knowing."Hermione and Harry turned red. "Well, they are really close, Ronald! Perhaps he just didn't want to have other people knowing!," squeaked Hermione. Ron frowned.
"What'd you two do?," he asked cautiously, stopping them. Draco and Pansy frowned, crossing their arms.
"Well...Not just us, really-"
"Ginny and Luna-"
"Offered-"
"Harry's idea-"
"You helped!"
"Harry, that's not the poin-"
"Wait, wait, wait...You two, Weaslet, and Loony Lovegood followed one of Potter's plans? For what?," asked Malfoy.
"Well...Remus and Sirius are totally in love, but they didn't know it, so we sorta made Remus confess his feelings by locking them in a room together and refusing to let them out until Remus did confess, and...," Hermione trailed off, unable to breath.
"They're together?," Harry offered weakly. The two Slytherins looked dumb-founded.
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Also, if you'd like me to add a smex scene, I can add a seperate chapter (as a one-shot) for those of you who want to have a bit of Remus/Sirius-Rated-M lovin'. -winks-