"Wow."

"I know."

"Wow."

"I know!"

"This is just..."

"Yeah."

"Your TV is amazing."

"Yes, Tom, I am well aware of the fact."

"I could kiss you right now, man."

"Oh, please don't."

"It's an expression."

"Right. ...I knew that."

"Sure you did. I don't think I have ever looked forward to the Superbowl as much as I am today."

"Have you ever looked forward to the Superbowl?"

"Well... no. But this year I am! ...where's the onion dip?"

"Onion dip?"

"Simon, you were supposed to get the onion dip!"

"I didn't know nothing about onion dip!"

"...I am suddenly looking forward to the Superbowl a lot less than I was."

"Yeah, I know the feeling."