TITLE: Cross Bar in the Heat

Dear reader's of my new story of mass destruction: First Things First: This will contain YAOI, so if you either don't know what that means or don't like it, GET THE HELL OUT! I'm not in the mood for critism, unless its the good kind, so don't piss me off more than I already am. glares and points to the BACK button

Now to get down to it Watches the last of the Yaoi hater's mumble and click the button This will be my SECOND fic, for all those who read, hated and or loved my first one, This will contain HUMOR and DIRTY-MINDED JOKES, if you know what I mean. THIS CHAPPIE IS A PROLOUGE, and I'm willing to destroy this story if I'm reivewless and hated. ( Which will unfortunatly piss me off more, to those Yaoi-haters when they could at least try to stand the heat!) I'm NOT going to be doing all the work myself, and I NEED YOU PEOPLES INPUT! so place a suggestion in that box when or IF you review. Definite SasuNaru, but suggestions for other pairings too, and have them make sense,please!? Non of that random GaaraOro crap. shivers ..ewww...thats gross..

SUMMARY: Unfortunately for Naruto, Kyuubi's untimely sex-drive has gone OVERBOARD, and Kyuubi refuses to contain herself. So at night, she takes over in secret to 'assault' her next victim. Nearly everyone in the village of Konoha has either fallin' for Naruto crotch or painstakingly stalked him for the juiciest of Blackmail, and Naruto has no idea what's gotten into these people! Kyuubi has her eyes set on a certain Uchiha and Naruto is just starting to pull the pieces together. Will Naruto be able to keep Kyuubi in check, before she screws the love of his life?

AGES: Naruto- 17

Sakura- 17

Sasuke- 18

Lee- 18

Gaara- 18

Kakashi- 35

Jariya- 55

Tsunade- 55 (still using her jutsu)

Shizune- 25

Choji- 17

Other Character's will be added throughout the story

RATED: M, future yaoi, lemons, and mild lime scenes. Fluff, dirty jokes, Adult Language

Disclaimer: I'm gonna say this ONCE, and ONLY ONCE! Naruto is not mine, nor will he ever BE mine. Do you ever see this story ever happening on T.V.? No? Thought so.

Blah blah blah- Kyuubi Talking, or someone yelling at people

Blah blah blah- Kyuubi Thinking

Blah blah blah- Thinking

Blah blah blah- Talking

Prologue: The Beginning of It All

'Why do I keep getting the feeling that I'm being watched?' Naruto mumbled, pausing a bit from his afternoon training to look around. It was midsummer, the perfect weather for training. The sun was high above his head as he wiped some sweat from off of his brow. His usual mane of wild golden hair, was sticking to the tan skin of his face, His shirtless chest heaving in and out, gulping in the needed amount of fresh air. Checking his surroundings once more and finding nothing, he willed his body to relaxed He had been training sense early that morning, wanting to become stronger for when Sasuke came back from his week long ANBU mission. He had asked his rookie teammates to help him with his training, but they too busy waiting for the new ANBU recruit orientation. Meaning, they wanted to watch them fight. Hinata had agreed to be his partner instead of enjoying the orientation, but she waved her off so she could have fun. Naruto sighed, and admired his work. The dummies he had set up had been completely ripped into shreds around the polls, the bulls-eye targets covered in shuriken and kunai of every size, and the three wooden polls he had fought against were missing big chunks of bark, while to holes in its exterior gave it that 'You-just-kicked-my-ass' look.

Walking over to one of the unmarked trees from his training, he plopped down underneath its leaves, willing a gently breeze to come his way and relieve him of the thin layer of sweat coving his body. He closed his eyes for the briefest of moments, letting his thoughts wander. Suddenly, he heard a chuckle coming from behind one of the bushes around the area. Sitting up with vigilance, his pupils narrowed in concentration as he pulled out on of his Kunai, ready to attack. "Whose there?" he called sharply, getting to his feet. One of the bushes behind him began to shake with vigor, its leaves rubbing together making a rustling noise. Naruto gulped as another bush shook, his confidence fading into anxiety. "W-what do you want from me? I'm not afraid to chop off some sex organs here. I'm armed and dangerous." A snicker reached his ears as the rustling grew louder, his eyes widening to the size of saucers.

A pair of pale masculine arms snaked around his waist as he was tackled to the ground. Naruto gave a very 'Manly' scream to his attacker and stabbed the kunai into the mask, which was luckily present at the time. " Dobe... " Sasuke mumble through his cracked ANBU mask, the wolf painted on the mask looking very unhappy at its attacker. Naruto giggled and gave a very provocative smile, his bright azure eyes glowing slightly in the sun as her rubbed the back of his head with his hand, a small blush tingeing his tan cheeks red. "Sorry Sasu-koi, you scared me. If it wasn't you who popped out, you'd probably be holding the place where your dick would've been, because I would've sliced it off and threw it in the bushes over there" He said, pointing behind him. " And you probably wouldn't have been able to move either because you'd be bleeding to death; especially the way you've been acting around me as of late, trying to get rid of 'it' before I find out. By the way, do you mind?" Naruto stated plainly when he felt Sasuke's hardness poking him in the ass. Sasuke gulped; sweat dropping as he closed his eyes, shaking his head, smirking. "You've got a sick mind, you know that?"

Sasuke snuggled closer, pressing his face into the back of Naruto's neck as he took in the very arousing position they were in. When he tackled him, he ended up laying on top of Naruto, his chest against Naruto's bare back, his lower half in between Naruto's legs. Sasuke chuckled softly against Naruto's neck, sending a small shiver through the younger boy's spine. Who in the world wouldn't get a hard-on when their boyfriend was half naked and just asking to be taken right then?

Naruto's left eye twitched as he pouted and twisted himself away from Sasuke. " SO, When did you get back teme?" Naruto said loudly, ignoring Sasuke's lustful stares. Great, his boyfriend comesback all horny and he had NO other T-shirt to cover up his chest, from those stares...those striping-everything-and-ravishing-you-as-I-molest-your-tight-little-ass seme bastard stares...Ohh, he could already feel his butt throbbing...

" I got back around 2 hours ago. I had to turn in my report to Tsunade-sama, but Shizune told me she was at the ANBU recruit orientation. While I was looking for her, I bumped into Choji, and was wonder where you were and he told me you were training, but he was'nt sure if you were still here or not, so I went looking for you instead." Naruto's sespicous gaze, turned into a smile when Sasuke showed him the written report he had yet to give to Tsunade-baa-baa. Sasuke smiled geinuely, as he took in Naruto's delicious features once again, mentally raping him. 'MMM...those plump cherry lips would feel so good on my--'

" SASUKE!!"

Sasuke's attention and rape plan was ruined by Naruto's whiny voice. " What?! Can't you see i'm screwing you in my daydream here?!" Once the words left his lips he felt a shadow from over head. It seems that someone was standing behind him, and he could feel their angry aura, spiking a new high. Naruto's face was locked in pure terror, as the looming figure cracked thier knuckles, as Sasuke gulped, a cold sweatdrop appearred as shivers ran up and down his spine. ' Don't look, don't look, don't look..' He grumpled in his mind hopelessly, slightly turning his head to see who it was. Damnit,..It's Iruka-sensei.

" Uchiha...Sasuke..." The person, now known as Iruka, growled angrily, His face covered in a dark glow, his eyes demon red. Was Iruka-sensei possesed? Sasuke hoped so for his own good. The pit in Sasuke's stomach deepened when Iruka cracked his knuckles once again, causing Sasuke to lean back in fear. "..U-um, Hello I-Iruka sensei? ..D-did I say that out loud?"

An Inhumane screech drowned out the voice of our poor horny Uchiha, Back in the village, the villagers of Konoha turned thier heads in the direction of the forest, fro which the noise came. They mentally shuddered at the poor animal in the forest that had to suffer that untimly demise.

Tsunade muffled a laugh as she faced Naruto and Sasuke. "So, he was mentally 'raping' you as you so kindly put, and Iruka found you two?" Naruto nodded, staring at Sasuke, who was a bloody mess. Apparently, he wasn't the only one hiding behind bushes watching Naruto's firmly built body. Iruka, Kakashi, AND Jariya were there, checking him out. They were all looking for Naruto about 3 hours prior to the return of Sasuke, so they could make him the geunia pig to one of Jariya's new justu. Kakashi was all for it, but Iruka was completly and utterly against it. Iruka started to tell about what happened and how Sasuke was nearly murdered.

5 HOURS EARLIER

"Hell no, Kakashi! Jariya, you are NOT going to use whatever perverted jutsu you have on Naruto! Do it to yourself!" Iruka fumed as he followed the two perverts into the forest. Jariya waved his hand in front of his face, ignoring Iruka. " This new jutsu I have, It the best! It'll turn poor little Naruto into one of the baby versions of a wild animal in the forest, most likely a fox kit if you know what I mean, and then I'll be able to take him with me as a pet! All the big breasted women out there LOVE wild animals! I'll be getting head in NO time!" Jariya and Kakashi laughed, unnoticing Iruka's deadly glare at the back of thier heads. How dare they wish to taint Naruto innocence with thier perverted Justu? Just then, an Idea hit him. He was going to find Naruto before they did! "Kakashi..." Iruka whined, pouting as her lured Kakashi into his own demise. " Please don't do this to Naruto-kun. If you do, I won't let you sleep with me for a year!" Kakashi's eyes widen at Iruka's words and he turned around to face him. " Aww, come on dolphin. Let me have my fun! I'm not going to be the one performing the justu, so this'll be all Jariya's fault."

Jariya, stopped by one of the many trees in the forest, a few meters away, glaring in thier distict direction. "Hey!" As Iruka and Kakashi had 'disscusion'.

Slap.

Slap..

SLAP...

CRUNCH!

...Make that a 'one' sided dissucion. Iruka stormed away from Kakashi's form that laid crumpled on the ground in a bloody mess, determination dancing in his eyes as he stormed toward Jariya, who 'eeped' like a school girl on crack and bolted down the trail. "GET BACK HERE!!" Iruka hollared, chasing after Jariya, a burning trail of fire folling behind him.

Jariya grabbed one of the brances and took of into the trees, Iruka hot on his trail. 'Damnit, I should have never let him in on my plan. Now it's ruined.' He wined as he picked up his speed when Iruka lerched for his throat, narrowly missing by a few centimeters. Suddenly, with Jariya's supersonic hearing, he heard a grunting noise coming from the left side. It sounded like someone training and beating the shit out of trees. 'That's got to be Naruto.' He though as she changed course, Iruka following as well. Jariya hopped into one of the closest to Naruto's backside, and he gawked in awe. " Damn he hot!" He mumbled, getting rammed into by Iruka and falling down to a lower branch.

Naruto tilted his head to the direction of the noise, but shrugged his shoulders when he heard nothing else and continued to beat up the poor trees.

Jariya sported a nose bleed as Iruka sat firmly on his back, glaring into Jariya's face. " Don't you dare harm a hair on Naruto's head, or I will personally MURDER you." Iruka growled, intention set in his eyes. Jariya gulped dryly, nodding his head. He wasn't going to try anything now. Not like that. He'd molest the poor kid first and us him as 'Research' to his new Yaoi Icha Icha Paridise series instead. " Alright, alright already. I won't try anything, just get off." He mumbled, pushing Iruka off of him swiftly, before crawling over the the edge of the three branch they landed on. Jariya snickered lightly, and pulled out a random notepad labled ' Research' in big bold letters and a pair of binoculars from behind him and placing them over his eyes so he could get a good look see.

"Damn that kid, His body puts mine and everyone elses to shame! Too bad he hast that shirt on...if only he would rip it off..." Jariya mumbled under his breath anxiously as he drooled, earning a sepisious glance from Iruka. Naruto, who was still oblivious to anyone watching him, stripped off his shirt, which was dripping in sweat. He tryed to tug it over his head, but the sweat was so stick, it got stuck. " Stupid shirt..." He said, sighing. Naruto griped the edges of his white t-shirt, and with one tug, successfully ripped it off.

Jariya's eyes widened more and, if it was even possible, squirted blood from both his nostrils and skidding backwards about 20 yards. "O-oh my..FUCKING GOD! Kami has placed another SEX GOD down on earth!! And this one's even SEXY'R than the FIRST (refuring to our dear Uchiha friend, Sasuke)!!!" He said in a loud whisper, then gurgled as he drowned in his own nose bleed.

Iruka stared at Jariya's twiching and now dying form (and he didn't have to do a THING) and qurked a brow. He tiptoed over to his body, then poked him with a stick that had a caterpillar on it." What in Kami's name did Jariya see that nearly killed him?" Iruka said, bluntly, unwillingly trying to save Jariya with massive load's of Charmin Toilet paper. He sighed after he gave Jariya soldier pills and a blood pellet to keep him from drying out like an old prune. He pushed Jariya in a sitting position on the branch, and jumped down out of the tree into the exteremly tall bushes that were convenuatly place for cover. He looked around his suroundings and skooted his way through the bushes to the other side, causing the leaves to rustle. He stopped when he heard a familiar voice drifting in his direction.

" Whose there?" Naruto, the person who was attached to the voice, called out sharply. The metallic clinking of Kunai being pulled out of their hiding place, almost gave Iruka a heart attack. Was Naruto really going to throw them in his direction? " W-what do you want from me? I'm not afraid to chop off some sex organs here. I'm armed and dangerous." Iruka sweatdropped, shivering as Naruto's voice moved from confidence to fear. He really WAS going to throw them out at him. Before Iruka had a chance to call out to him, a very high pitched squeek came from the direction of Naruto's voice, and a loud 'thud' was heard. Iruka rushed forward in the bushes and peaked out at Naruto, making sure he was alright. But what he saw would scar him for life.

Naruto and Sasuke...

On the ground..

TOGETHER!!...

...IN THE MOST SEGGESTIVE POSITION ONE COULD EVER THINK OF!!

Sasuke was laying on top of Naruto, INBETWEEN his legs to be exact, with a look of lust and sexual intent for the young inocent boy. A vain popped on Iruka's forehead. How DARE that pervert lay ontop of Naruto like that!! Iruka just had to get over there and pull them away from eachother before some serious damange could occur. He tiptoed closer to Naruto and Sasuke, just within hearing range for the conversation that they were currently holding.

" Sorry Sasu-koi, you scared me. If it wasn't you who popped out, you'd probably be holding the place where your dick would've been, because I would've sliced it off and threw it in the bushes over there" He said, pointing behind him. " And you probably wouldn't have been able to move either because you'd be bleeding to death; especially the way you've been acting around me as of late, trying to get rid of 'it' before I find out. By the way, do you mind?" Naruto stated plainly when he felt Sasuke's hardness poking him in the ass. Sasuke gulped, sweatdropping as he closed his eyes, shaking his head, smirking. " You've got a sick mind, you know that?" Iruka glared angrily at the Uchiha, staring at the boy's very, very plain to see crotch, that was very, very, excited.

Sasuke snuggled closer, pressing his face into the back of Naruto's neck as he took in the very arousing position they were in. When he tackled him, he ended up laying ontop of Naruto, his chest against Naruto's bare back, his lower half in between Naruto's legs. Sasuke chuckled softly against Naruto's neck, sending a small shiver through the younger boy's spine. Iruka could practically taste the thoughts from Sasuke's dirty mind. Oh, the ways he could kill that boy right now...

Iruka saw Naruto's lefteye twitched as he pouted and twisted himself away from Sasuke. " SO, When did you get back teme?" Naruto said loudly, ignoring Sasuke's obvious lustful stares.

"I got back around 2 hours ago. I had to turn in my report to Tsunade-sama, but Shizune told me she was at the ANBU recruit orientation. While I was looking for her, I bumped into Choji, and was wonder where you were and he told me you were training, but he was'nt sure if you were still here or not, so I went looking for you instead." Naruto's sespicous gaze, turned into a smile when Sasuke showed him the written report he had yet to give to Tsunade-baa-baa. Sasuke smiled geinuely which in Iruka's eyes that ment RAPIST ALERT!

Iruka growled and stomped over behind the Uchiha, waiting fro him to notice his pissy aura while he went into ' Mother- Hen- protect-your-baby-chick' mode.

Naruto gasped ligthly when he noticed Iruka standing there, and franticly tried to get his boyfirends attention.

" Sasuke.." When Naruto got no response, he sighed mentlly, knowing where his boyfriends thoughs were. He called a little louder, the aura around his sensei, growing darker. " SASUKE.." He yelled.

Nope. Still no response from the Uchiha. ' Oh my god...Sasuke pay attention!! quiet raping me in your dreams and look behind you!' He screamed mentally, as he faced Iruka. " Maa, maa, Iruka-sensei. Um... if you were here a little earlier, you probably saw that whole Sasuke ontop of me thing, ne?" Iruka's aura darkened, his eyes turning a deep, blood thirsty red. Naruto gulped nervously, panicking. " U-um, he was ju-just about to apologize.."

"SASUKE!" Naruto shouted loudly into his ear, causing his mind to rip away from the dirty thoughts he was just enjoying. 'Please, Please, don't say anything to provok him more Sasu-koi, Kami please...' Naruto begged in his mind, when Sasuke glared at him, completly unaware of Iruka standing right behing him.

" What?! Can't you see i'm screwing you in my daydream here?!"

Naruto groaned inwardly. Nope, Sasuke's definatly a goner now.

Once the words left Sasuke's lips he felt a shadow from over head. Iruka cracked his knuckles, as Sasuke, being the genius prodgy that he was, figure out the reason behind Naruto terror stricken face. Either there was a giant Tinky Winky Tellitubby behind him, or Naruto's Mother-hen of a teacher, Iruka.

He wisely guessed number two, when he felt the killing intent.

" Uchiha...Sasuke..." Iruka growled angrily, His face covered in a dark glow, his eyes demon red. Was Iruka-sensei possesed? Sasuke hoped so for his own good. The pit in Sasuke's stomach deepened when Iruka cracked his knuckles once again, causing Sasuke to lean back in fear. "..U-um, Hello I-Iruka sensei? ..D-did I say that out loud?"

BACK IN TSUNADE'S OFFICE

"..And that's how it happened. " Iruka finished, glaring at Sasuke who could only stare back in humiliation. Tsunade studied the look of each of the faces in the room. Iruka was pissed to no end, He could still go beat about 25 people to a pulp he was so angry. Naruto was still scared shitlessly of his mind, tending to Sasuke's wounds the Iruka's inhumane wrath had made. And well Sasuke...

Tsunade laughed. He wasn't even worth describing. He just looked...like all hell had broken loose, and pulverized his bloody face, not to mention that he probably wouldn't be able to take a piss or screw Naruto anytime soon. She glanced at the X-ray's she had taken of Sasuke's genitals. Wow wee, what a mess. Sasuke glared at the table, hoping that his gaze would be strong enough to burn the picture with his eyes. Then an ant waltzed by with another ant as the did the tengo... Sasuke took a double take. Did that ant have on a Tux?!

" Anyway, Sasuke, I'm going to need you after you recover so spend the night over at Naruto's," Iruka eyes became wild and twisted. " ...For metical perposes only. Naruto, cence your BOYFRIEND here got the worst end of the fight, you need to make sure he has a full and efficent recovery. THAT MEANS NO SEX! Though, it would probably hurt him more than you, I still don't need you two trying anything. You seem capible enough to take care of him." She stated, watching the blush form deeply onto Naruto and Sasuke's cheeks.

"WE HAVEN'T DONE 'IT' YET!" They both screamed at the top of thier lungs, Making the others in the room go temporarly deaf. Tsunade's eye twitched, as she asked questionably "..And how long have you two been together exactly?"

"Shut it, you old hag. Naruto doesn't want to do 'it' yet because he wants to wait until he's of age.. after we get--"

"SASUKE!! Don't say it or Iruka-sensei will--"

"Shut up DOBE! I can do whatever the hell I want!"

"NO, YOU SHUT UP, YOU TEME!"

" You can't tell me what to do Usuratonkachi!!"

"SHUT IT BEFORE I SHOVE THOSE PENCILS UP YOUR ASS, BASTARD!"

"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU YELLING, DOBE? SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK BEFORE I SHOVE THAT GLOBE UP YOUR ASS!"

Tsunade' eye twitched even more as a vain popped in her head. Why did that have to make so much GODDAMN noise?! Glaring at the two boys as they continued to bicker, her grabbed both of thier necks in a death grasp and held them tightly. " BOTH of you shut the fuck up, before I drag you all the way to the Hokage Mountains, dress you in drag, make you up, tie you to one of the Noses and have you hand there for all to see and admire!!" She stated angrily, causing them to automatically zip, lock and throw away the keys to thier mouths.She loosened her grip on thier necks and pushed them into the two chairs.

"Good. Now, Iruka here will escort you as his punishment, and you must stay within the vicintiy of Naruto's house, at least 50 miles, alright? And yes Sasuke, Naruto lives in a secluded area." Sasuke nodded, putting down his unbroken hand. She gave Iruka a look that said ' Hurt-them-if-they-do-something-stupid, and nodded them off, Iruka in toe behing them. She swiveled around in her chair and cackled evily, a random lightning bolt coming from out of nowhere.

'I wonder what Naruto and Sasuke mean about the whole waiting 'till age thing...does it have something to do with bells?'

AT NARUTO'S HOUSE 5:36 P.M.

"Naru-koi, where are you?"

Sasuke sighed, scratching the back of his head for the tenth time. As soon as Iruka had dropped them off, Naruto went into hiding. Sasuke wanted to spend some quality time with his boyfriend, but he has yet to find him. In Naruto's 5 bedroom, 3 bath room house, he could be easy enough to find right? Wrong. For about a Half an hour Sasuke had been searching for our excitable blonde, and Sasuke was starting to get annoyed by the lack of response. Once again Sasuke stepped up the stairs and stared down the hallway. His gaze swept over the the area, and taking note of a closed bedroom door, while the rest we open. 'Hey, that wasn't there before.' He thought as he stealtily stepped through the hallway, approching the door with slyness. He gripped at the door knob and slowly but steadily, cracked it open to peak in.

Naruto was sitting on the floor, covered in what looked like paint, his eyes focusing on the wall he had just finished. It was painted a dark blue and red, the unopen can of white laying sideways on the floor, waiting to be used. Sasuke smiled slightly as he watched Naruto struggle back to his feet, and pick up the randomly thrown paint bruches and rollers of off the floor. " Yeah, Sasuke will love this room when I'm done with it. It'll be a suprise! those Uchia fan logo's will take a while though...Maybe I should start now.." Naruto said thoughfully, taking a clumsy step forward, right into a wet spot of paint on the floor that didn't get covered by newspaper.

Naruto gasped and closed his eyes, ready for the hard empact that he knew was sure to come. He cracked open one of his eyes, the feel of something warm wrapped around him caused his mind to temporarily go blank. Wasn't he supposed to hit the ground? " Naruto, What are you doing?" Sasuke said, staring down into Naruto's blank face with hidden excitement. His Dobe-chan was doing all this for him? Oh, yes, as soon as he was able to, he would take his Dobe regardless of the promise they made. Naruto's mind seemed to register that he was in Sasuke's grasp, and he jumped up and straightened himself up. "Sasuke, you can't be up here. Get out!" He stated hastily, pushing Sasuke out of the room, he's face confused on the outside, but snickering delightfully on the inside. After successfully pushing him out of the room, Naruto him self stepped out, closed the door, and locked it with a key he had in his pocket. Sighing slightly, he turned to face Sasuke, grinnig fro ear to ear.

"Sorry about leaving you downstairs all by yourself. I had to Justu that room so you would'nt be able to find me and ruin it. Do you want to do something?" Naruto asked, watching Sasuke's gaze look him over in uneasyness. Naruto now realized what his boyfriend was looking at. He was in his favorite ramen bowl boxers, and wherear NOTHING else but that. 'Oh kami...' Naruto groaned inwardly, He really should learn to keep his clothes on while he worked. But it got SOO hot in there, he just HAD to take off his shorts. "Eh, Sasu-koi, will you stop molesting me in your daydream AGAIN?" Naruto pouted, walking down two doors and going into his room. Sasuke blushed a little, mumbling loud enough for Naruto to hear as he strolled in the direction he'd just gone. He leaned against the door frame of Naruto's room door. " How could you tell? You always seem to know. Tell me you're secret." "Well, It's a little obvious.." Naruto said pointing to Sasuke's obvious erection.

Sasuke pouted, and covered him self 'down south' as he watched Naruto grab a towel and head toward the shower, after stripping off his boxers of course, just to taunt Sasuke more. He tilted his head back, just to see Sasuke's face. Did it work? Naruto heard a thud and turned around completely, as Sasuke fell in a backwards in a faint, his thoughts causing the unconsious Uchiha to have a major nosebleed. Naruto skipped over to the body on the floor, not worried by his nakedness. He poked Sasuke's forehead, which caused the Uchiha to have another massive nosebleed- attack. Naruto laughed and pulled out two random markers, black and orange, and started to doodle on Sasuke's face. A few seconds later, Naruto sat back and admiring his work, he pulled out some kleenex and gently stuffed it up Sasuke's nostrils.

Walking over to the bathroom door, whitch was conveintiantly place in his room, he picked up his towel he had thrown over a dresser and closed the door, smiling. 'Now for some Peace and Quiet, and no horny Uchiha's bardging in and trying to...' Naruto mentally shivered. ' ..Screw me..' Naruto pushed the thought out of his head, and turned on the shower, the steam automatically calming his nerves.

DOWNSTAIRS 9:30 P.M.

Naruto yawned sleepily, as he washed the last of the dishes from thier dinner. He smiled giddily at himself whe he looked out toward the dark living room Sasuke was currently invading, his low snores breaking through the quiet mumble Television, as he sleep on the couch. Some stupid rereun of Mad TV was on. Naruto's thoughs drifted to the contest he and Sasuke just had over dinner. And, it wasn't a suprise that Naruto won:Twenty-two and a half bowls of Instant Ramen to Sasuke' measly four. " Aww, he looks so cute when he not trying to fuck me.." Naruto stated as he placed the last of the dishes away inside the cabinet. He grabbed the dish towel and whipped his hands clean of any soap bubbles that happened to stay, and headed to the living room, turning off the TV. Sasuke mumble something incohernt and rolled over on the couch, his back now turned toward Naruto. "Sasu-koi, come on. Get up and lets go to bed." He said, shaking Sasuke gently, awaking him. Naruto took hold of Sasuke's arm, who was still too far gone to do anything but follow Naruto up the stairs into Naruto's own bedroom (sence his isn't done yet).

As soon as Sasuke's head hit the pillow, he rolled over and went right back to sleep. Naruto sighed, and stripped of all his clothing (he loves to sleep 'in the nude') and crawled into the large king size bed, and cuddle up in the blankets, his eyes slowly closing as her drifted off to sleep as well.

KYUUBI 10:30 P.M.

Kyuubi was franticly shaking at the bars of her cell. She hadn't had a chance to form a connetion with Naruto over the pass few days, due to the 'heat' she was in now. Unfourunatly, that ment all of her self control was literally out of the window. " Gaki..! Kit..! WAKE UP!! I have to tell you something inportant!" She wailed hysterically, not recieving a response from the sleeping blonde. Kyuubi squirmed, the heat in her body rising more, as she groaned in pleasure. "Damnit! This can't wait, I gotta do something NOW!!" Originally, her plan was to ask Naruto if she could take over for a while to fulfill her 'needs', And right at the moment, she doubted an earthquake could wake this kid up. Boy, was he a heavy sleeper. Suddenly at that thought, she got an idea wild enough to compete with Wild E. Cayote. She would take over as soon as Naruto fell asleep, only this once though, and find a mate to help her, er...his as in Naruto's, needs.

" This better work. That Kit did promise me some free time for saving his ass all those years...Time to tally up and head out!" She ranted, focusing her chakra to overtake Naruto's body system and block him to the back of her mind, making sure he was still sleeping soundly. She opened the eyes to Naruto's body, and smirked evily to the successful take over she had done. " This is only until I can find a good mate...Hmmm, at the rate that this body recovers and sleep time, I should come back here at about...7:30. He doesn't wake up regularly until 9:00 but after i'm done, this body will need a GOOD shower. " Possesed Naruto stated quietly, sliding out of the futon and staring at his body in the mirror. Naruto's features had changed drastically. His eyes were a pinkish color, a gift from Kyuubi and his chakra networks merging together over the years, Two very foxy ears sticking out ontop of his golden crown of hair, one that had a peircing with an earring. The whisker marks on either side of his cheeks thinned out and darkened, giving him a Kitsune look. " Good, good. It' looks like all my features carried through." Naruto said, checking himself out in the mirror, posing. He patted himself on the butt, an angry buldge waiting to rip the fabric of the boxers. He cringed at the touch, whimpering a little as his ears flattened out against his skull. " Oww, my poor tail..." He whined, walking over to the closet to pull out some clothes.

' Nope. Nope, hmm...thats a maybe. DEFINANTLY NOT' He stated, rummaging through the clothes on the hangers, throwing the clothes he didn't like to the floor. His eyes skimmed across the partualy empty closet, dissapointed. Did this kid wear anything but orange? 'He' took back his words and gasped at the set of clothes sitting in the way back of the closet. It would be simple enough, A black tank top that would cling to every dip and curve of his frame, the fishnet top that would go underneath, and the pale white cargo pants that hung loosely against his hips. He smirked at the outfit and hastily pulled on the clothing, after cutting out a small hole for his tail in the boxers and cargo pants. Once again admiring himself in the mirror, He made a grab for the white and black bandana on the dresser, and strolled over to the window sill.

' With any luck, both Sasuke and Naruto will stay asleep. But just in case..' Kyuubi used Naruto's body to put a justu over the both of them, causing them to fall into a deeper slumber that would last the rest of the night. Naruto swung a leg over the window sill and placed it gently on to the the side roofing. Taking one last look at his surrounding, and a burst of heat racking through his body, he took off into the night, with one person in mind to kick things off on his 'sex spree'.

...Hyuuga Hinata.

A/N: So, yeah. Leave a suggestion when you review, pairings, plots, interesting gags and dirty jokes, I take them all. Just don't OFFEND me or the way I write. AND NO FLAMES!

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