This is just a quick note-passing story. Edward, Bella and Alice are all sitting in a very boring class and Bella starts passing notes. I know Bella's a little out of character (and so is... erm... Mike Newton), but ah well... enjoy anyway!
Disclaimer: The Twilight Series belongs to Stephenie Meyer
Bold: Bella
Italics: Edward
Normal: Alice
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I'm bored. Very bored. VERY bored.
You can't be that bored.
Oh yes, I am. My eyes are contemplating falling out of my head.
How can your eyes contemplate?
No idea, but I sense conspiracy.
...your eyes are conspiring against you?
Yes. In an attempt to save themselves from my boredom. They are prepared to jump ship!
Alice, please let me know when Bella's eyes decide to "jump ship."
Not that your eyes can make decisions, but... will do, Eddie-poo! Hey, that rhymes!
You're a poet and you didn't know it!
And she's got the shoes to show it.
She does?
...I don't know, I was just finishing the rhyme.
Ah... Edward?
Hmm?
I'm bored.
Eye report – conspiracy engaged, no decision yet achieved.
I thought eyes couldn't think.
You thought wrong!
It would appear so...
Entertained yet, Bella?
He bounces when he talks...
Huh?
Edward bounces when he talks?
Do not!
Like a happy puppy?
A happy, talking puppy?
Named Bob!
Bob?
Only the most innovative name in the world.
Bella, what's Bob spelled backwards?
Bob... holy crapples! It's even better!
I don't think I'll ask about the crapples.
Probably for the best.
Most likely. Alice?
Yes, Bella?
Spell 'pig' backwards and say funny.
G-I-P funny.
lol!
You didn't laugh out loud.
Well, I can't in class. So, mwahahahaha!
That is...?
Her evil laugh of doom.
DOOM!
He's still bouncing...
I don't bounce.
Not you, the teacher.
Oh my gosh... you're right...
It's some crazy spasm or something.
Or something sounds about right.
MAKE IT STOP!
10! 9! 8!
What are you doing?
She's counting to the end of class.
Ah...
1! Yay!
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Bella bounded happily toward the door, Alice and Edward pulled along at her sides. Edward glanced at Alice with a crooked grin, "Report?"
"Boredom eliminated, conspiracy canceled... decision made. Remain in eye sockets," Alice rattled off in a sing-song voice as she danced down the hallway beside Edward. Suddenly, she came to a stop as a vision ran through her mind's eye.
"Well, at least Bella's eyes survived the day," Edward noted, watching as Bella skipped merrily ahead of them, barely noticing as Alice stopped. He paused, glancing back to her with an interested gaze.
"I wouldn't be too sure about that..." Alice muttered, looking ahead of them expectantly. Just then, a naked Mike Newton ran streaking across the hallway, directly in front of Bella while screaming, "WOOO! WEEKEND! YEA!"
Bella stared blankly for a fleeting moment before clamping her hands over her face, "MY EYES! MY EYES!"
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Well, I hope you enjoyed that. Just a quick little note-passing story I came up with. I'm not sure if I'll continue it or not. Let me know what you think of this one and let me know if you want more!
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