AUTHOR'S NOTE: Just to let everyone know this past chapter and this chapter is dedicated to Paula and Jessi!

"Wormtail, I said where did you pauk da caur?" Voldemort screamed.

"Right over here." Wormtail said as he motioned his hand to the left. The car was no longer where it was when they arrived. "Sir, I think someone may have stolen the car." Wormtail said.

"Stolen it!? Who would steal from the most powerful Dark Lord in the world?!" Voldemort screamed with rage. Wormtail just stood there without saying a word. "Wormtail I believe we may just have to apparate back to the Malfoy Manor. Get beside me and get ready!3...2...1 NOW" "Poof" Voldemort and Wormtail where now standing back at the Malfoy Manor, well part of them anyway. Voldemort had lost his left arm, and his left leg back at the BP station! "OH MY GOD! Where is my tiara and sparkle pen!?" Voldemort yelled while starting to cry. He then fell to the floor and curled up in a ball with his right thumb in his mouth. Wormtail proceeded to put the batteries in the Voldemort's wand. "Wormatil go put up the milk before it spoils!" Voldemort said as he lie on the floor crying about his tiara and sparkle pen.

After about an hour Voldemort quit crying and he got his wand from Wormtail. "CLUCKSIS!" Voldemort screamed as he pointed the want to who he thought was wormtail. At that moment Voldemort's wand fell to the ground and he was a blue chicken pecking the ground. "My lord!" Wormtail screamed as he picked up the wand and pointed it to himself, he screamed "CLUCKSIS!" and he then to turned into a chicken though he was a bright pink chicken! At that moment Luscious walked into the room and saw the two chickens. "Filthy animals I have told little Draco not to bring yard animals into the home, the Dark Lord does not like them." With that said he picked up Voldie and Wormtail and proceeded to the front door where he sat them on the porch steps. Wormtail and Voldie then walked out of the gates and onto the street. There a man came up to them. "Oh look a couple of beautiful chickens, I am going to take you tow home to my wife in Paris. I hope the cruise ship will allow you two on with me!" The man said as he picked up Wormtail and Voldie. The man walked on down the street with one chicken under each arm, not knowing he had one of the most wanted wizards in the world right under his arm! After an hour or so of walking the man came to a cruise ship port where he met his wife, a large, fat faced, short woman. They bought their tickets for Paris and then boarded the ship. That was it, Voldie and Wormtail where now off to Paris!

OK I KNOW THAT THIS WAS ANOTHER RANDOM CHAPTER AND MAYBE NOT AS FUNNY AS THE LAST, A BIT RUSHED, AND VERY LITTLE DETAIL BUT I WANTED TO GET SOMETHING UP, I AM GOING TO WORK ON MY PHANTOM STORY NOW! PLEASE REVIEW, OH AND PAULA I HOPE YOU LIKED IT!!

-Jamie-