Author's Note:

When we said that 3people wrote it, we MEAN 3 people wrote it. Each of us wrote like a paragraph, then we'd pass it around so the other could continue.

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"Ron, I'm sorry" sobbed Hermione. Her face streaked with glistening tears.

Not a murmur escaped from Ron's sealed lips, cracked and pale from dehydration. He fought to make a sound, a whine, anything just to show that he was still around. Caring for her, loving her always.

"Hermione, give it up," sighed Harry and patted her on the back. "He's gone and i'm going home for the sake of the plot."

Hermione flicked a strand of her curly, light brown hair out of her eyes. "No...he's still here...I know he is..."

Outside the room, a boy with piercing icy blue eyes was watching intently. "Nyahaha! Lucky i managed to get Snape to give me that fish mind control spell! The price was high though. Who knew he wanted my virginity? I'll have to find something else for Hermione." He said to himself.

Malfoy strutted into the room and wrinkled his nose. " Looks like you're all flushed out, Potty! HAAA!" he screamed in a high pitched voice.

"Malfoy you bi-..." Ron croaked hoarsely and started to choke. His face turned as red as his hair.

"Ron!" Hermione shrieked and grasped his shoulders, shaking him wildly. She sobbed hysterically and suddenly stopped. "Oh Malfoy...I had no idea you were so good at magic!" she sniffed, fluttering her eyelashes.

"I can show you where all the magic happens, if you know what I mean." he said suggestively.

"I'll show you magic!!" Ron roared and snapped his fingers and started vomiting slugs.

"Oh get a life, Weasley. I know how to satisfy MY women..." Malfoy drawled and hooked his arm around Hermione.

Harry, who was standing in the corner, saw everything.

"WHY AREN'T YOU HELPING ME?" Ron shouted.

Harry simply walked towards Malfoy and Hermione. He whispered in Draco's ear "Thank you, for last night"
"I heard that..." Hermione said breathily. "Mind if I learn some magic tonight...?"

Ron rasped " I'll show you...you..." he coughed and more slugs slithered out of his mouth. Some even got stuck in his nostrils.

"Oh ho!" Malfoy whispered in his sexy low voice. " Maybe...there'll be a special package waiting for you...on your bed. Maybe you could...rip it open..."

"EXCUSE ME!" Hermione shrieked till Harry's glasses cracked and slapped Malfoy.(She slapped malfoy, not the glasses) "I don't need anything except slides her hands down to her hips" and stalked out.

Malfoy ran after her. "Wait! Don't leave now!" he cried out. "I have a sister? Or maybe Cho and/or pansy could join in our...studying." His voice returned to it's normal suggestive tone and decibel.

Breathless, Harry came from behind Malfoy and added "Yeah, I could invite Hagrid." He repaired his glasses as Hermione and Draco stared at him with open mouths.

"You sound like you visit him often" Draco muttered, almost jealously.

"Well, he really needs to learn more...magic. About a couple of times...at his hut." Harry stated and blinked. "We could go and...pet his dragon." he suggested, with a gleam in his eye.

"Oh yeah!" said Hermione. " I heard it grew reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallly big. It can't fit into small areas as well as it used to."

"Oh you'd be surprised what that baby can do! It has been awhile since you've seen it though. You'll never believe how big it has gotten. It's a lot more fun to play with now!"

"You've??? You mean you've seen it recently?" Draco demanded.

"Well, I DO visit him often at his hut." Harry replied candidly. "Why don't we all visit him now? He's probably alone right now and really really bored. And he simply LOVES surprises!."

They held hands and Apparated in front of Hagrid's front door.