A/N: Wow. I'm weird, but my friends all love it, so I present to you….THE SNAPE RAP.
THE SNAPE RAP
My name is Severus Snape
And I live in the Hood
Y'all thought I was bad
But really I'm good
I was a Death Eater
Returned to Dumbledore's side
Told Riddle I was faithful
Well, sorry, I lied!
That crazy Dark Wizard,
He killed my girl.
Me, stay on his side?
The thought makes me hurl.
She had emerald eyes
And lovely dark red hair
She was a Muggleborn
But I really didn't care.
She loved James Potter
And she had his kid
I told Voldy not to kill her
But—guess what?—he did.
So I joined the light
And I fought with my head
Then the Dark Lord took his snake
And it killed me dead.
So the last thing I saw
As I fled these mortal skies
In James Potter's face
Were Lily's green eyes.