A/n: first crackish. This is what you get when I am bored and restless. [CRACK
Really it was just a normal day for Team 7.
A hot, humid and boring normal day
"NO NO I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!"
"SHUT IT UZUMAKI" Sakura pounded him with her fist. You have to admit, its getting really hot and annoying. Sakura groaned. Sasuke snickered. And she glared at him. "Well do you have any suggestions, red-eyed freak?!" Sasuke scowled.
"I HAVE AN IDEA SAKURA-CHAN!" BANG.
"IM RIGHT NEXT TO YOU DUMBASS YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT!" Naruto whimpered and backed off. SHE'S PMSING SASUKE! He mouthed to Sasuke.
Sasuke let out a 'tch' before returning to his brooding. Sakura seemed to have calmed down a bit. "Naruto what's your idea?" Naruto's face brightened. "Well we could play truth or truth!"
"Truth or Truth. What the hell?"
"He means 20 questions Sasuke-kun." Sasuke gave her a weird look. "Whatever."
"Yeah that, do you want to play Sakura-chan?" Sakura looked doubtful, but she was really, really bored. "Yeah okay, but instead of twenty its ten okay?" Naruto nodded. "What about you Sasuke-chan, are you going to play or are you too scared?" Sasuke glared at him "I'm in Naruto-baka."
"COOL! Let's start with the Teme Sakura-chan, five questions each! And you have to tell the truth okay!"
"Hn"
"Mmm…k"
"LET THE GAME BEGIN!"
Sakura:Well Sasuke-kun remembers to be truthful okay?
Sasuke: Hn.
Sakura: areyougay?
Sasuke: What the fuck? No
Naruto: MY TURN. Okay teme, are you still a virgin?
Sasuke: No.
Naruto: NOO HE GOT LAID FIRST!
Sakura: YOU MAN WHORE! –ahem- My turn. How many times have you done it?
Sasuke: -grunts- three times.
Sakura: -sulks- somuchformesavingmyself.
Sasuke: What?
Sakura: NOTHING!
Naruto: Was it with Orochimaru?
Sasuke: Fuck no
Sakura: -pouts- did you really like girls with long hair?
Sasuke: I don't care.
Naruto: Have you ever had any wet dreams about our Sakura-chan? –cackles-
Sasuke: -neck burns- maybe…
Naruto: YES OR NO TEME!
Sasuke: -annoyed- yes…
Sakura: Do…you…like…me?
Sasuke: -scowls- no.
Sakura: TELL THE TRUTH!
Sasuke: I.AM
Sakura: Swear it on your parents grave.
Sasuke: -glare- …..
Sakura: SO YOU DO LIKE ME –grins madly-
Sasuke: -smirks- do you like me?
Sakura:-glare-ITS NOT YOUR TURN!
Sasuke: tell me Sa-ku-ra.
Sakura: you aren't allowed to be seductive.
Sasuke: -disgusted- I'm not being seductive.
Naruto: YOU GUYS ARE IGNORING ME!
Sasuke: So you do like me Sa-ku-ra?
Sakura: I DON'T LIKE YOU!
Sasuke: yes you do.
Sakura: NO I DON'T!
Sasuke: Yes you do.
Sakura: No I don't!
Sasuke: Yes you do.
Sakura: No I don't!
Sasuke: -smirks- Yes you do. Admit it.
Sakura: -frustrated- FINE I DO HAPPY?!
Sasuke: -smirks/grin- Extremely.
Pulls her somewhere.
Sakura: WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?!
Sasuke: Somewhere private
Sakura: -stunned- ….
Naruto: WHERE ARE YOU TAKING MY SAKURA-CHAN?!
Sasuke: -glares- She's mine dobe.
Naruto: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO HER?! ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE OUT WITH HER?! AND MAKE BABIES!?
Sasuke: Maybe…-smirk-
Naruto: WE DIDN'T FINISH OUR GAME! NOOOOO!!
-Two hours later-
Kakashi: Huh? Where's Sakura and Sasuke?
Naruto: -sulking- making babies! WAHHHHHH I'VE LOST SAKURA-CHAN!
Kakashi: Making babies? Like having sex?
Naruto: WAHHH
-POOF-
Kakashi: AH Sasuke, Sakura did you have fun making babies?
Sakura: -blush- mhmm….I have to go home…and take a shower
Sasuke: With me.
Kakashi: -falls over- That's quite private Sasuke.
Sasuke: Whatever, lets go Sakura.
Sakura: Hai Sasuke-kun, bye sensei, Naruto.
-runs off with Sasuke-
Naruto: WAHHHH THEY'VE GONE TO MAKE BABIES AGAIN! THEY DITCHED ME!
THE END!
A/N: PLEASE REVIEW CAUSE NO ONE REVIEWED MY OTHER ONE SHOT! REVIEW AND I'LL GIVE U A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE! Well I was quite bored. Look i'm sure most of you have heard that im putting Behind That Smile of Hers and Sakura's First Love on Hold. Im really sorry. But I wont be updating them for a while. I want to focus on other things. I promise though I will update as soon as I get a chance. DON'T GIVE UP ON ME!
I still lover you's
xxxx
Kawaii-Sak-Bloom