A/N: A very slow update... I know.. Sorry?

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Crabbe:

Oh my God! Yo, yo, yo, I can't believe it, man! They finally got together! This is like… amazing, dude! Yo! Who knew, man? I mean, I always get things right when I guess 'em, but when I guessed they would get together, even I didn't believe myself, yo! This is just like one of those miracle things they talk about on TV. Y'know, that funny looking guy with the crying lady? Yeah, that's the one. Yo, yo, yo! Even though I hate Potter, yo, I still… MAN! Their like the latest/newest "It" couple here at Hoggie Warts! YO, YO!

This reminds me to watch Star Wars! (A/N: Don't ask…) (Runs out the door as fast as he can with his millions of chains and his pants hanging low)

Goyle:

Oh my God, I can't believe it! They actually got together! –Fan girl squeal— Like, who knew? Oh my Gosh! I'm like, hyperventilating! I kind of hate Ginny though, even though I always knew all along that Harry and I never stood a chance… —Sigh— OW! I broke a nail! –Cries—What a cruel, cruel world! GREAT! I'm going to have to go back to Manicure 4 U and get a manicure again! I hate going to that place, even though the service is great. I mean, everyone looks at me like I'm an intruder or something. Ugh… I mean, can't a gay guy have some privacy? Jeez… (Runs off crying)

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A/N: I'm sorry for the horrible, horrible chapter. It completely SUCKS. I know. I'm sorry. I promise I'll make them better from now on. Or try to, at least. Basically, Crabbe Gangster and stupid. And Goyle Sensitive and gay. Ha-ha.

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