"Mark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Glen yelled into the ear of his friend. Dammit Mark was snoozing again...he was getting annoyed with it."Mark, Mark its almost time to get on the plane!!!!!" Still no response.

'Damn whats a guy like me supposed to do when PartyTaker is around last night?' Glen thought. "Ahem" he said. All he was met with was a loud snore and a mumbled "chocolate..." from the 6'8 wrestler who was currently curled up into a ball, filling up two chairs.

"Maybe you should poor coffee down his shirt, always works for me", stated Umaga(forgot his real name). Umaga was eating a soufle and drinking orange juice, tired. "You try waking him up, Im tired and I cant rest till we board!" Kane complained. Kane hated when Taker snoozed at the wrong times.'Ah, I have got an idea!!!' he thought suddenly. Kane whipped out a microphone dealy that was like Jimmy Hart's.

"MARK CALAWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!screech noiseGET THE HELL UP!!!!!!!!!!!" Kane shouted. Umaga nearly choking on food in his mouth, covered his ears. Mark jolted up."Wuh, huh whats wrong?"OWWW MY EAR KANE!!!" Mark yelped and fell off his chairs. "What do you want!!!??" "Oh, let me see ummm the plane!!!!", Kane said.

"Well why didn't you say so Kane, you dont have to screech!?" Mark scrambled up, grabbed his duffel bag and ran. "Oh now he gets up!!!" Umaga rolled his eyes and collected his own belongings and bolted for the bording area.

"Hey!!!! What am I??? Chocolate bunnies???" he yelled at them and ran too.

On the line, Kane, Umaga and Taker were standing impatiently. Taker was nodding off like an idiot on his feet. (Splash) Umaga poured all his coffee on Taker. "Drink up buddie!!!! Haha" Umaga laughed. "Huh what???Im awake!!!OWWW!!!", Taker yelped in pain and suprise. "I guess that always does work doesn't it Glen?" Umaga pondered. "Shut up and lets get on" Kane yawned back at him. Every one enters.

P.A system- Now calling all passengers for Flight 234 for Tuscon, Arizona, First Class passengers may begin boarding...Please refrain from cutting.

"Mark, you seriously need some coffee."

"No I do not I'm fine I can stay awake...Im Bill Clinton of course!!!!" Mark exclaimed rather stupidly. This causes Kane and Umaga to exchange a nervous glance between each other. "I can give whats left of mine?" Umaga offered.

"Oh Oh!!!!!! Look look!!! Its Vince!!!!" exclaimed Mark, so loud that every one looks at him like he is some psycho."Taker...thats not Vince and dont even think-" It was too late, Mark was already dashing towards...an old lady and starts hugging and kissing her cheeks scaring her!!!! "Oh Lord help us NOW!!!" Kane groaned and moved out of the line to retrieve the hallucinating giant."Um- Um sir do you realize that I do NOT know you?" the old lady asked.

"Oh Vince Im just giving a greeting..." he releases her and shakes his head abit." When did you shrink Mr. McMahon? Hmm did your 'genetic jackhammer' shrink too?" "Oh you filthy biker filth trash Satanist!!!"(SLAP, SLAPP) the woman slaps him double the force and walks forward towards her plane. "OUCH, Okay you whore!!!What did I ever do to you!!??" he throws a powdered funnel cake at her"

The old lady, now appeared like a huge oversugar covered, wrinkled raisin turns and looks at Mark. Kane and Umaga see this and gulp. "GULP"Taker holds up a "Yikes" sign and dashes with dust away from the pursuing lady!!. Glen and Umaga follow quickly towards their gate!!!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH HELLPPPP TAKER!!!!!" Mark yelled.

"MARK YOU ARE THE UNDERTAKERRRRRRR!!!!!!" Kane and Umaga both yelled. "AHHHHHH"

"YOU HETHENS!!!!!! YOU IMBECILES!!!" The lady yells. "I WONT FORGET THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

So how do you like? Yes I know some of it is dry but it will get even more funny trust me. Please R&R thanks!!!!.

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