Authoress' notes:

This was actually my first Kingdom Hearts fanfic! I'm merely extremely lazy when it comes to typing stuff up. Hehe.

More Creative Writing. Yay! Oh, and this is humor. Don't take it too seriously, ne?

Starter: It was a dark, stormy night at Taco Bell, and…

DISCLAIMER: I DUN OWN ANYTHING!

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Lethal Combination

"It was a dark, stormy night at Taco Bell, and…"

Axel paused, deep in thought, chewing the Juicy Fruit pensively. How to finish that beautiful sentence…

He could have just done the usual report, but NO! The Superior was tired of all those long reports. He wanted something different!

Demyx, of course, had composed a well-received ballad. Vexen had given his report through ice sculpture. Axel wondered how Marluxia, the other Nobody on assignment that week, would present his report. Probably interpretive dance, he thought with a snort.

But Axel, while creative, didn't have much of a, pardon the pun, flare for those sorts of things.

And thus it was that Axel sat at his desk struggling through the grand epic of that night his portal had opened between a Taco Bell and a Circle K.

Xemnas and boredom were definitely a lethal combination.

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Yep. Axel checked our world out. He got the Juicy Fruit at the Circle K. :3

The ending… ugh, I hate that last line, but time was up. Seeing as how this is all about seeing how well I can write in that amount of time, changing it afterwards seems kind of pointless.

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