Gotta Pee

Parody of "Breaking Free"

A/N: I wanted to write a parody of a Disney song, and came up with this. I'm sorry, but "Gotta Pee" just fits "Breaking Free" so perfectly I couldn't help myself.

Disclaimer: The topic of this parody in no way, shape or form is intended to reflect my feelings about either movies. As I mentioned above, the fact that "Gotta Pee" fits so well is just a coincidence.

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It's a burnin', yearnin'

I haven't gone in more than seven

Hours at least

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Though I'm trying,

My hold might break free

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While I don't want to make a fuss

I will cry if I have to walk anymore

This is driving me nuts

I can only let out some farts

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But I have faith I can keep my strength

Soon I will be relieved

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I gotta pee

It's a burnin'

Yearnin'

I haven't gone in more than seven

Hours at least

Though I'm trying

It might break free

Oh, I gotta pee

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I can feel it building

The pressure to lose my determined bladder control

Finding a restroom and peeing

Oh, Is my only goal

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I know my time is almost up

But there is no toilet I can see

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I gotta pee

It's a burnin'

Yearnin'

I haven't gone in more than seven

Hours at least

Though I'm trying

It might break free

Oh, runnin'

Crawlin'

To find that place where

I can get some privacy

So much time

Since I last peed

Oh, I gotta pee

Oh, yeah

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I need hope

I need faith

Why did I not go

When I last ate?

Can't keep together

I feel it comin'

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What can I do

It's killing me

It's a want, what I need

To go to a john and pee

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I gotta pee

It's a burnin'

Yearnin'

I haven't gone in more than seven

Hours at least

Though I'm trying

It might break free

Oh, runnin'

Crawlin'

To find that place where

I can get some privacy

So much time

Since I last peed

Oh, I gotta pee

Oh, yeah

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I'll just have to pass some gas

And hope the next toilet isn't far