What if...the fate/stay night characters are put in funny and weird situations?
Total Chaos!
Chapter 1:Illya is who?!
Disclaimer:Fate/Stay night and its characters do not belong to me.
Time:Before Miss Fujimura and Sakura met Illya.(Morning)
Place:Dining Hall of Emiya Residence
"Good Morning,Saber!" greeted Miss Fujimura and Sakura.
"Good Morning!" Saber replied.
Just then,Rin walked in and greeted them.By then,Sakura had finished setting the table with cutlery and food.Soon,Illya walked in with Shirou.Illya was sitting in between Shirou and Saber.Illya started eating without even saying anything and both visitors were still wondering who she was.
"Illya!Where are your manners?" Saber asked angrily.
"I'm sorry!Thank you for the food!" thanked Illya with her hands placed together.
While eating,Illya got a stain on her cheek and Shirou cleaned it off with a tissue.Miss Fujimura felt like both Shirou and Saber were hiding something about Illya and started to get suspicious about her.
"Rin,who is that girl over there?" whispered Miss Fujimura suspiciously.
"Oh that's Illya.Don't worry,she won't harm Shirou," assured Rin.
After breakfast,Shirou,Saber and Illya were washing all the bowls and plates they used.They seemed to be having alot of fun with the bubbles,especially Illya.Miss Fujimura and Sakura were about to step in and wash up but they saw what looked like a happy family.Miss Fujimura could not hold in her suspiciousness and started stomping in the kitchen.
"SHIROU!Who exactly is Illya and why are you and Saber so friendly with her?She isn't you and Saber's love child is she?If she isn't,then she shouldn't be living here!" questioned Miss Fujimura.
Sakura heard that and fainted.Shirou and Saber were too stunned for words to see Miss Fujimura looking jealous and suspicious over Illya but Illya answered for them.
"For your information,Shirou and Saber like me so you have no right to kick me out of the house!"Illya answered smugly.
"So she is your child!"Miss Fujimura accused.
"Wait!I can explain-"Shirou tried to explain but Miss Fujimura still insisted on accusing Illya as their child.
"What's going on?"asked Rin."Oh!I almost forgot to fully introduce Illya to both of you!Illya's my cousin and she had to come to Japan to study!lied Rin.
"Oh,sorry Shirou and you too Saber of accusing Illya's your love child!"Miss Fujimura apologized.
"You thought Illya was Shirou and Saber's love child?!"Rin asked and burst into fits of laughter.
Shirou and Saber were both blushing and looking away from each other.Sakura started to regain consciousness and apologized for fainting.
End of Chapter 1.
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