Yu-Gi-Oh! The Untold Stories

Hello, FrescaPower here again bringing you another anime parody. If you haven't already read my Sanin Battle (From Naruto) parody, then please read it, because according to all the reviews so far people think it's pretty freakin' funny. Thank you, and enjoy Yu-Gi-Oh! The Untold Stories, a collection of short stories from Yu-Gi-Oh!

PS: I came up with most of this stuff before I saw Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series by LittleKuriboh. (But most of it has been revised, and I put in several YGO Abridged Quotes just for the heck of it. Including the first chapter.) I just never bothered to put it on fanfiction because I didn't know about it. If you have never seen YGO the abridged series, it is a CRIME among anime fans to not have seen it.

PPS: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! the anime, the manga, or the children's card game. Yu-Gi-Oh! belongs to Kazuki Takahashi.

PPPS: this is rated T because there might be swearing in future episodes, and because you should only watch YGO abridged if you're over 14 (just for language and stuff).

Chapter 1: WWJD: What Would Joey Dare?

How did Yugi and Joey pass their time on the boat from Duelist Kingdom? They played Truth or Dare, that's what.

"OK, Joey, truth or dare?" asked the freaky-haired midget.

"Truth," replied the blonde.

"How did you get your hands on my Grandpa's social security number?"

"Uh...I meant to say Dare. I have a speech impedi-pedi-pediment."

"Alrighty then. I dare you to go over to that pointy-haired guard and ask him for his wallet. do whatever it takes."

"That's easy," the ex-gangster said, walking over to the guard. "Can I have your wallet?" he asked.

"No way kid, my hair will not give you its wallet," answered the man whose hair was a point.

Geeze, I wonder if a squirrel or something fell onto his head, would the point on his hair impale it? thought Joseph Wheeler. "Er...I'm Maximillion Pegasus...?" he said

"Oh, sorry sir, didn't recognize you. Did you dye your hair? Nice plastic surgery, sir. My hair is giving you my wallet."

As Joey walked away with the wallet he said "CHA-CHING!"

END OF CHAPTER ONE