Oh, the glories of summer!; no homework, no chores (especially if you are, of course, rich beyond belief and obviously have servants to do those sorts of things), usually no annoying half French blonde "king" making you go on adventures that turned out to be pointless, and nothing but the sun, cold beverages and treats and, one of the best parts of all, the ever fun beach.

Now, at first Kaoru Hitachiin did not like the beach. He did not like them for a few reasons;

1. The sand was too hot. Why burn your feet when they can be cool and comfortable on the side of your large, expensive pool?

2. There were too many people. He was usually a contained, quiet person, so the noise bothered him. And he didn't like people crowding him or bumping into him. It didn't help that he was a bit closteraphobic.

3. There was always something a little off about them. The water was too cold, the sand was too hot, there was never enough room to put your blanket in a good, secure place where people couldn't accidentally throw beachballs and volleyballs and frisbees and excedera at you.

Why go to a beach with all of these imperfections when he could go to his pool with his brother? Or go to a water park? It didn't make sense to him.

Why, he asked himself, why?

Kaoru looked up from his book to little Haruhi, clothed in a frilly pink bathing suit, looking adorably confused about how exactly volleyball worked and why the way she did it her hand hurt every time she served.

Right, he nodded and looked back at his book, that's why.

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Remember how she was like, "I don't really like water parks and stuff. I like natural beaches" yadayadayada? Well, that's why Kaoru likes beaches now. Because he is adorable and a perv.

How you can be both at the same time, no one will ever know.

So, I haven't updated in awhile... heh. heh. heh. Don't kill me. ^^; I just haven't been into Ouran lately (my like has been recently consumed by Phoenix Wright and especially The Phoenix Wright Musical Project, which you should check out NOW), but after seeing a review on one of my stories I realized, "Hey... some people actually like my writing. And might want to see some stuff from me. And I want to write again anyway!" So, here's some simple pointless fluff. I may try to come up with a actual fanfiction soon, if a idea comes to my head. And I still need to do that Clouds request. Yikes.

Well, here's hoping you'll hear from me again sooner than in a year!