Project Hurricane

Just because you don't have friends, doesn't mean you can't have a life. AU.

Disclaimer: I don't Naruto, or any of the songs I used.

WARNING: Contains Pedophilia (NarutoKurenai), Yuri, Cutting, Suicidal Ideation, Mental Instability & Eating Disorders.


Yet again he found himself bored out of his mind in Geometry. The teacher, Kurenai Yuuhi, a young, very attractive woman made it kind of hard to focus. She taught well, but her wardrobe never knew the meaning of modesty. If she ever dropped something, you could bet at least one guy was trying to catch a glimpse of her underwear when she bent over to pick it up.

She often lectured him on his performance, although it had a more begging tone than an angry one. Since he'd fallen asleep for the third time this year, she'd told him to stay after class. Then again, it's still the first month.

Once they were alone, she locked the door, unbeknownst to Naruto. She then unbuttoned a couple of the buttons on her blouse.

She then got ready to seduce the shit out of him.

"So, Naruto-kun…you know you're failing, right…?" she asked, in a tone he'd only heard in soft-core porn. "I thought it was more of a C…" he said, still unaware of the situation. He stood up, so they could talk eye to eye, although the height difference had him at breast level.

"You didn't do any of the homework…" she added.

"I'm sorry, my time's really valuable these days." He explained.

"Between you and me, I thought you were just a cute little liar. You procrastinate, too…tell me, is it hot in here?" she asked. He finally caught the drift.

"It could get hotter." He said, raising an eyebrow suggestively.Score…was the thought that went through her mind.

At that, he pinned her to the floor, and they were making out with all ferocity. It went on for a good fifteen minutes, then he unclasped her bra, and he used a toe to slide her thong down her legs, out of her mini-skirt, and threw it across the room. Meanwhile she'd slid his pants to his ankles and made sure he as ready. She'd noticed that for a twelve year old, it was enormous. They had some sex, during which she took a glance at the clock. At that moment, her body decided to have an orgasm, leaving her unable to think straight. He used the time to get dressed, and fill out a blank hall pass to his next class, minus the signature. She signed it, and got dressed.

"Alright. If you can manage to do your homework for the rest of this week, we can get some dinner. My cell's on the back of your pass, by the way, so try not to lose it."

He left for English forty minutes in a daze.

As he walked to class, he sung a song in the halls…

Let me know that I've done wrong
When I've known this all along
I go around a time or two
Just to waste my time with you

Tell me all that you've thrown away
Find out games you don't wanna play
You are the only one that needs to know

I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)
My dirty little secret

Who has to know
When we live such fragile lives
It's the best way we survive
I go around a time or two
Just to waste my time with you

Tell me all that you've thrown away
Find out games you don't wanna play
You are the only one that needs to know

I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)
My dirty little secret

Who has to know
The way she feels inside (inside)
Those thoughts I can't deny (deny)
These sleeping thoughts won't lie (won't lie)
And all I've tried to hide
It's eating me apart
Trace this life out

I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret)

I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)
My dirty little secret
Dirty little secret
Dirty little secret

Who has to know
Who has to know

In her room, Kurenai was thinking Thank God for my free period.