In The Dog House

Chapter 3: Youre Hired

(A/N: i be updating again. ...so yeah. fifty gabagillion years later comes chapter 3!!!!)

"AHHHH!" Lilly screeched a high pitched screech. Her head was hung over Miley's shoulder, attempting to read the newspaper lying delicately on Mileys lap.

"...And that would be my ear" Miley sarcastically mumbled and folded the newspaper in half placing it below her forearm.

"BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT DID YOU SEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!" Lilly clapped jumping up and down.

"What?"

"That newspaper advertisement!!! WHAT IT SAID! Did you see it?!"

"I might have missed that one."

"Oh.. well, Relient K is going to be performing at the Hilton Hotel THIS SATURDAY! Theyre staying in California a week after then.. IN THAT HOTEL! And so maybe.. since our rents want us to stop stealing an extra $2,458,435 from their wallets, WE CAN GET A JOB AT THAT HOTEL! And maybe we will run into Relient K! and make their beds, and possibly hide in their beds so when they get into beds we can popout and be likee, 'ay bay bay, I saw your performance today, it was damn hott, just like you.' AND MAYBE WITH LUCK WE CAN MAKEOUT WITH THEM! OMG they are soooo hott."

"OR MAYBE with any common sense (like your pennies, nickels, dimes.. am I forgetting something, ah, yes, and your QUARTERS!) we will each get our own restraining orders! HOW EXCITING!"

"I KNOW RIGHT?!?! Itll be straight from them to just us!"

"FINEEE!"

"Please call 1-800-555-7820 to apply for a job at the Hilton.. uhm.. okay." Miley beeped in the numbers written on the newspaper before her.

"Hello" The man-lady on the phone answered, "You have reached the Hilton Hotels private dating service, how might I be of assistance to you?"

"AHEM! Private Dating Service?!" Miley scolded at Lilly & the man-lady on the phone.

"Yes, Yeah, Chyeah, Sure, Uh-Huh, Si, Oui, Konichiwa." The man-lady answered yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, hello. Which absolutely made no common sense at all. (see above for the listing of your common sense)

"Uhm. Could you send me to the regular Hilton mainline, please? Yes, that one. Yeah. Thank you so much.. Marcellaio? Ask for him? Oh, it's a her? Uhm.. Okay.. Ill ask for Marcellaio. Okay, bye , have a good day man-la--- uhm.. dude."

Miley was put on hold. Super-boring elevator music blasted from her cell phone filling her house with sound. Lilly began kicking and screaming to the song, "WOOOOOOOOO! THIS IS THE BEST ELEVATOR MUSIC SONG THINGY YET!"

"Hello," Miley answered the kid on the other end, "Would this be the-- yes, the Hilton Hotel? Yes, this is what I am looking for. Yeah.. Yup.. Is this Marcellaio? Good. Yes, Uh, I am someone and I need a job. Yeah. So does my friend.. we can work on the weekends and this week at nights till ten. Yeah. Really?! That's all. So we're Maids? Okay.. OK. Alrighty.. Thank you so much, amen."

Lilly looked up at Miley with hopefulness in her eyes, "Did we.."

"Didnt you just hear me?" Miley pointed to the imaginary dude on the other end of the phone.

"YES! WERE HIRED!" Lilly jumped in the air.

Miley and Lilly were in the girls locker room of the Hilton Hotel putting on their new uniforms. The locker room was huge, with no stalls so everyone was changing in the open. Unless you were lucky enough to snatch a stall in the bathroom where you were more likely to drop your uniform in the toilet, then all you had to hide under were three benches. Unless you can fit in the lockers.. freaky.

"NOT FAIR!" Lilly shouted causing a hugemungo echo, "Why are mine bigger than yours?!"

"No they aren't Lilly, look," Miley held her ugly yellow pants next to Lillys. "See?"

"Ooooh. Hehh... uhm. right." Lilly coughed.

Miley finished up her makeup, just in case they were to run into, by any chance.. -cough- Relient K -cough- they'd look super cuter than usual.. even in those horrid work uniforms.

"OK, lets go!" Miley called for Lilly.

"G.N.O.! WOOT WOOT!" Lilly then followed Miley out of the locker room humming the tune loudly to herself, and everyone else in the hotel.

The covers to the bed lay on the floor in a heap.

"Okay, this one goes first!" Lilly exclaimed, grabbing a pillow case and laying it down on the bed.

Miley looked at her strangely and grabbed the sheet that goes first. "You might wanna try this one..." She said and grabbed the pillow off the bed and layed the first sheet down.

"I wonder if they got these sheets at Costco." Lilly asked, looking at the soft sheets.

"It's a Hilton! Why would the buy their sheets at Costco? ...Wait...what is Costco anyway?" She asked, bubbling around (Lilly's energetic attitude was making her hyper.) fixing the sheets, trying to get one of the corner things on it.

"OOH, it's this really cool place, like Sam's Club, only better!" She responded.

Miley looked at her, her eyes getting big. "WITH THE SAMPLES?! LIKE THE FOOD?!" She jumped up and down and threw the sheet in excitement.

"YESS!" Lilly exclaimed and they jumped on the bed for like a second before they remembered they had a job to do.

They were on the last corner of the first bed sheet, the hardest part. Lilly pulled the sheet over the corner of the bed only to have it snap back up surprising Lilly.

When they got that sheet on the bed, they put the next one on, and the next one, and the next one, and the next one, and then finally the got to the comforter. They poofed the comforter, making it all airy on the inside, and making it do one of those cool wave things.. like a parachute. Lilly thought that the poof was the most amazing sight there was ever to see. She got so heart struck by the air in the comforter that she dove on top of the bed, plopping on the comforter making it go, PLOP! Miley started cracking up, she fell to the floor and started rolling in the dirt sheets from before. They made a game out of the whole wave, jump, PLOP, thing. Miley would count to three then wave the comforter and Lilly had to ump on one to land on the wave at three because she jumped so slow that it took that long. (A/N: based off of real happenings. 1/20/08.) They totally lost track of time.It was 6:37pm before they knew it, and suddenly they heard the knob on the door jingle.

"OH CRAP!" Miley and Lilly said simultaneously as they grabbed their belongings (dirty clothing barrels) and shoved them into the bathroom along with their maid cart. They then ran under the covers of the bed and hid. In walked Relient K.

"Eep." Lilly screeched under the covers.

(A/N: Okay. Based on true happenings. (: Where is Demon Dog? Oh he's coming, Lemon Log shall reign on forever. OKAY SO REVIEW NOW PLEASE! Thankies.)