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To all my readers thank you for taking time to read my work, sorry it's taken so long to get this next part out but I had a lot of trouble trying to work in what I needed to in this chapter plus life in general cutting in to my time but I should have the next chapter up with in a decent amount of time instead of a near year gap (crosses fingers)

Ok you know how this goes Oc's are mine all other characters are property of their respective owners. Now you're going to notice from here on in that I'm going to be bouncing to Jenny and Selene a lot but that's because I need to for something a little later on.

Sora….it's time and oh by the way that's Raven's daddy

When we last left our cast and crew Kairi's pregnant, Jenny's happy and Selene has her eye on a new addition to her family. Eight months have passed Kairi's showing and moody as hell. Almost everyone's downstairs in the dining hall as Kairi comes down looking a little miserable.

Sora: "Hey honey."

Kairi: "Hey."

Kairi sat down and kissed him.

Christine: "Hey Kairi, you need anything? Anything I can do to help you feel better?"

Kairi shook her head and smiled.

Kairi:"I'm ok. Hey where are Jenny and Selene?"

Christine swallowed a mouthful of coffee and looked up at Kairi.

Christine: "Jenny has a board meeting and Selene went with her to do some shopping."

Kairi: "Any idea when they'll be back?"

Christine:"Sorry Kai not a clue."

Kairi: "Great."

Christine: "Why?"

Kairi: "Ichigo and Inoue are coming by later today and I needed to ask Jenny something but I need you to explain something first. Jenny's accident, I need to know what happened to her."

Christine: "Well Jenny liked fast bikes so she got one for her sixteenth birthday. A few months later was when she had her accident. I was following her home and some jackass cut over and almost ran her over she was lucky that there wasn't anyone in the shoulder lane otherwise it probably would have been fatal. "

Christine choked up as she remembered how Jenny looked after the wreck.

Kairi: "Ok so she was able to avoid the guy that almost hit her, that still doesn't tell me how she got injured."

Christine: "Well that's where it starts, Kai. That same jackass started to come over again and she hit her brakes because apparently there was truck pulled over in the lane she was in. From what Jenny was able to remember her brakes locked and her bike flipped and slammed her into the ground breaking most of the bones on her right side and gave her the first concussion, it flipped again and took her for a second flip and broke a few more of her bones and gave her the second concussion. By the time she flipped the third time she was thrown off the bike and went flying. I can only say that Jenny was lucky because when she landed she was impaled on a pipe sticking off the truck right here."

Christine stood up and grabbed small amount of skin between her right leg and crotch.

Kairi: "Christine how is that lucky?"

Christine: "It went in at an angle that didn't hit anything vital. However it screwed her up pretty bad the doctors weren't able to save a lot of what was damaged by the pipe. The reason I say she's lucky is any place else would have killed her but that's the reason she can't have kids."

Kairi:""So you mean…."

Christine:"Yeah that's why Jenny's been so on edge when she's around you lately Kai. No fault of your own but it's reminding her of what happened to her."

Kairi started to tear up. Christine hugged her

Christine:"Kai it's ok. You know Jenny doesn't blame you and she's not mad or anything it's just that it's bringing up a lot of painful memories."

Kairi:"Christine do you think if she could fix that she would?"

Christine:"Knowing Jenny like I do she'd jump at the chance, but don't be surprised if she wants to ask Selene before she gives you an answer."

Kairi:"Why? It's her decision."

Christine:"It's a big decision Kai. I mean you'd ask Sora if you were in her position wouldn't you?"

Kairi:"You're right I would."

Christine: "I know what you're thinking and I doubt she'd turn it down but it's best we let her know as soon as possible. Well I'm off time to go clubbing"

Kairi:"Have fun Chrissy, I still have to talk to Inoue before Jenny gets here."

Inoue: ""Hey Kairi!"

Kairi turned around to see Inoue and Ichigo standing in the door way.

Ichigo: "Wow you look like you're about to pop there Kairi."

Kairi glared at Ichigo.

Ichigo: "Sorry Kairi I didn't mean it like that."

Kairi huffed and turned to Inoue.

Kairi:"I need to talk to you about something before Jenny gets back."

Inoue nodded.

Kairi:"Well don't just stand there sit, eat, get comfy."

Meanwhile back on Destiny Isle Jenny Selene and Victor are sitting down to lunch after a long morning.

Victor:"So Selene you're interested in Jen hmm?"

Selene fidgets as Raven starts to fuss a little as Jenny walks up.

Jenny:"Here sweetheart, I think she needs changed."

Selene:"It's ok I don't mind."

Jenny:"No it's ok really I'm already up hon."

Raven fusses more as Jenny takes her and heads to the ladies room. As Jenny leaves Selene glances nervously at Victor.

Victor: "Strange how your daughter looks a lot like Jenny at that age particularly those blue gray eyes of hers."

Selene laughs nervously.

Selene:"You noticed huh?"

Victor: "Yes it is quite hard to miss and I can't help but wonder if her father is Jenny's twin brother."

Selene stares for a second then it clicked

Selene: "Jenny has a twin brother?"

Victor: "Yep they're identical in every way except their gender."

Selene stared wide eyed at him for a moment as it sank in.

Selene: "Oh crap! Then that means….."

Victor chuckled a little as Selene sat in shock.

Victor: "If so then you left Jen's brother for her. Kind of ironic when you think about it."

Jenny walks back with Raven who is fidgeting and fussing as Jenny sits down people start looking.

Jenny: "Ok she's nice and dry but now she's hungry. Here gimme."

Jenny reaches over as Selene hands her a bottle. Jenny cradles Raven as she gives her the bottle as Jenny watches Raven lovingly. Victor and Selene watch Jenny as she feeds Raven. Victor nods over at Jenny as Raven finishes her bottle.

Victor: "She's a natural isn't she?"

Selene smiles as she watches Jenny lovingly. Jenny realizes she's being watched and looks up at them in confusion.

Jenny: "What?"

Selene: "Nothing sweetheart, here let me burp her since you have the other part of your meeting after this."

Jenny: "It's ok really hon."

Selene: "Jenny you know she always spits up a little after she eats."

Jenny: "So what, it's a package deal dear."

Victor: "Jen I think what she's saying is that just because it doesn't bother you, doesn't mean it won't bother the rest of us sitting close to you in the meeting."

Jenny: "Oh."

Jenny hands Raven over to Selene as she fusses a little then Jenny turns back to Victor.

Jenny: "Just what would you have me do if I had one of my own? Make Selene take care of the kid?"

Victor: "That's not what I meant Jen and you know it, speaking of which we're pretty close to finding a way to get you back to the way you were before your accident."

Jenny perked up and smiled.

Jenny: "Really?"

Victor nodded. Jenny smiled and hugged him. The three of them ate as Raven settled down and fell asleep. They finish eating and go to the limo.

Victor: "Well Jenny and I have to get back to our meeting. I've arranged for the driver to drop you off at the mansion we shouldn't be more than a couple of hours. Make yourself at home the staff has been instructed to get you anything you need."

Selene: "But I couldn't…"

Selene stopped as Jenny shook her head and laughed.

Jenny: "Sweetheart you're going to have to get used to this lifestyle."

Victor: "You know the meeting can't start without us Jen, how about we take Selene and Raven home first.

Jenny nodded.

Victor: "It's settled then; I'll have Nigel take us home first."

Victor pushes a button on a small console next to him.

Victor:"Nigel takes us home first please."

Nigel: "Yes Mr. Kramer"

Selene undoes Raven's car seat and and picks her up as they get out. Jenny walks Selene and Raven into a huge mansion. As they enter their butler greets them

Butler: "Miss Kramer good to see you again."

Jenny: "Hey Kyle good to see you again too and seriously dude call me Jenny. This is my girlfriend Selene and our daughter Raven. Sweetheart this is Kyle, if you need anything just let him know."

Selene stares at Jenny in shock.

Selene: "Holy crap Jenny I knew you were loaded but I didn't know you were this loaded!"

Jenny:"We can discuss this later dear. Kyle please show Selene to our room,"

Kyle: "As you wish Miss Jenny."

Kyle smiled and laughed as Jenny playfully pushed his shoulder.

Jenny:"Dude you've known me since I was a kid and I know you're screwing with me. You can call Selene by her first name just make sure she feels at home. "

Kyle smiled as she winked at him

Kyle: "Very good Jenny, Now Selene if you will follow me I will guide you to your room."

Jenny kissed Selene as she turned to leave

Jenny: "Don't worry sexy I'll be back here with you before you know it. Oh and Kyle tell Mom I'll see her when we get back."

Kyle nods as Jenny walks out the door. Kyle shows Selene up to Jenny's room where she settles in.

Kyle: "Do you require anything else Selene?"

Selene: "No but thank you Kyle, I…I 'm really not used to all of…..this."

Kyle: "As Jenny's girlfriend you'll get used to it."

Selene: "So you've known Jenny since she was a little girl?"

Kyle:"Yes I have, both her and her twin brother."

Selene: "Yeah I met her asshole brother too, he's Raven's daddy."

Kyle looked at her apologetically

Kyle: "Sorry I brought it up miss."

Selene: "No it's all cool it's not your fault that the stupid bastard knocked me up and then he leaves me when I told him I wouldn't have an abortion. I swear if I ever see that fucker again I'm going to cut his balls off! "

Kyle cringed at the last comment.

Selene: "Sorry for going on like that. You probably don't care about hearing me whine about what he did."

Kyle steps back as a woman who looks like Jenny walks in.

Woman: "So he did it again and who's she?"

Selene screams and turns around.

Kyle: "Alexandra, this is Jenny's girlfriend Selene."

Alexandra: "Thanks Kyle I need to speak with Selene alone please."

Kyle nods and leaves Alexandra smiles and sits down on the bed and pats it

Alexandra: "Come on I don't bite, sit and talk with me."

Selene sits down on the bed next to her. Meanwhile back in the limo

Victor: "Listen Jenny there's something I need to tell you about your girlfriend's daughter."

Jenny: "She's Jake's baby isn't she?"

Victor: "Yes."

Jenny: "Figured as much, she looks way to much like me. That ass probably did what he always does when he finds out his girlfriend might be knocked up. I better never see him again."

Victor:"Whatever you do you have my blessing Jen he's been a source of shame for our family for too long now."

Jenny:"Only reason I haven't done anything is I know it'll break Mom's heart. You know he was probably stoned off his ass again when he fucked her and left her."

Victor: "Probably so well let's get this over with so we can get you back to your charming young lady friend and daughter."

Jenny smiled at his last comment and hugged him.

Jenny: "Uncle Vic…."

Victor: "What Jen?"

Jenny: "Thank you. You and Mom are the only ones who've never given me any grief over my choices and I'm glad you haven't given me any over being with Selene and Raven."

Victor: "Jen you know it's not our place to judge you besides I saw how you are with that little girl and you're going to be a wonderful mother to her and I'd much rather see her with you than your worthless brother."

Jenny and Vic walk into the meeting. Some hours later time later back at the mansion Jenny and Selene get ready to head back to Radiant Garden.

Jenny: "We'll be back soon I promise."

Alexandra: "Jen don't stay away to long dear we miss you, and if you see your brother…."

Jenny: "I may kill him."

Alexandra: "JENEVIEVE!"

Selene looks at her confused.

Selene:"Jenevieve? Who's that I thought your name was Jennifer"

Jenny: "No sweetheart I go by Jenny for short."

Selene: "Oh well that's a new one on me. Hey if you got my blessing whatever you want to do to Jake just as long as I get to slug him a couple of times for being such an asshole."

Jenny: "Selene language, Raven's learning to talk and that is not something we want her learning yet!"

Selene: "Sorry kinda forgot about that."

Alexandra: "God only knows she's right on that. When she was little Victor popped off with a certain word that rhymes with duck and we had a very hard time getting Jen to stop saying it. In his defense Victor didn't know she was there when he said it. Honestly I'm kinda glad she only heard the one word and not one of his tirades."

Victor: "Yeah she learned that when she took the position of my apprentice and I must say Jen's tirades beat mine half the time and she's not even pmsing."

Jenny: "Well we should get going hon we still have a four hour flight ahead of us. Besides you know Raven gets fussy on that long flight. Isn't that right Raven"

Jenny tickles Raven's little belly, Raven giggles and reaches out and pats Jenny on the head

Raven: "Mama!"

Jenny: "Wow we are so going to have to work on this mommy identity thing."

Selene: "Well we'll figure something out."

Jenny: "After all Raven has two mommies."

Selene takes Raven from Jenny while she hugs Victor and Alexandra and then the two girls go on board the ship and take off. Alexandra turns to Victor

Alexandra: "She did good with that one to bad Jake didn't keep her she'd make a wonderful wife."

Victor: "Actually she will be when Jen marries her."

Alexandra: "Really, you think she will?"

Victor: "I already see it in Jen's eyes this girl's the one for her."

Alexandra: "I hope so."

They turn and go back into the mansion. Later back on Radiant Garden everyone is sitting down to dinner.

Kairi: "OW!"

Sora:"Babies kick again Kai?"

Kairi: "Kick? Sora it feels like our kids are learning to kickbox in there!"

Christine walks in with a guy and everyone turns towards her. Christine smiles

Christine: "Hey everyone!"

Kairi stops and stares at him knowing there's something very familiar about Christine's new guy.

Kairi: "Hi Chrissy…hey haven't I seen you somewhere before."

Christine: "Kai this is Jake."

Kairi realizes where she's seen him before

Kairi: "HOLY HELL! CHRISTINE GET HIM OUT OF HERE NOW! JENNY'S GONNA KILL HIM IF SHE SEES HIM!"

Sora: "Seriously Christine get him out of her before Jenny….too late."

Just then Jenny and Selene walks in. Jenny hands Raven over to Selene when she sees her brother.

Jenny: "Selene take Ravy upstairs…..now! "

Christine: "Uh oh….Uh wait up Selene I'll come with you!"

Jake: "Hey Jen long time no see."

Jenny stalks over to her brother and kicks him in the nuts then plants her boot to the side of his head sending him sprawling to the floor then she puts her boot on his neck pinning him by the throat

Jenny: "Go on Jake fight back, I'll kill your ass right here and now!"

Jake: "Love you too sis."

Jake lays there on the ground as Jenny glares down at him. Sora leans over to Kairi.

Sora: "Kai what just happened?"

Kairi: "That's Jake, from what I gather he's Raven's daddy and from what Jenny's told me he's a constant source of grief and shame for their family not to mention his drug problem."

Sora: "How does this justify her beating him to a pulp?"

Kairi: "She's pissed what he did to Selene, don't let her know the latest development with him or she really will kill him."

Jenny:"WHY? WHY DID YOU LEAVE HER ALONE AND PREGNANT YOU STUPID FUCK?"

Jake:"Now Jen…."

Selene comes back downstairs.

Selene: "Kick his ass baby!"

Jenny: "Gladly. Now you listen here fucker you owe us one hell of an explanation and you owe Selene an apology. Get started or you won't need drugs anymore because I'll beat you into a permanent haze."

Jake chokes and realizes that Jenny will still beat him senseless no matter how he answers because she already knows the truth. Jenny takes her boot off his throat. He starts laughing until Jenny starts kicking him repeatedly

Jenny: "WHAT'S THE MATTER? DIDN'T WANT BEING A FATHER TO CUT INTO YOUR PRECIOUS DRUG FUNDS YOU LITTLE BITCH?"

Jake stares at Jenny in fear as Selene walks up beside Jenny and places a hand on her shoulder.

Selene: "Jenny, sweetheart…..please stop…yes he's a complete fucktard but he's still Raven's daddy and no matter how much you hate him he's still your brother."

Jenny turns her eyes flaring in anger.

Jenny: "I HAVE NO BROTHER!"

Jake knocks Jenny off her feet. Jenny lands on her back and yelps in pain. Jake stalks over and kicks her in the ribs.

Jake: "THOUGHT I'D LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THAT YOU BITCH?"

Jenny growls in pain as she feels her ribs break.

Jake "I'm gonna make you pay sis but first….."

Jake turns and backhands Selene.

Jake: "Ungrateful little whore you think by screwing my sister you'll get back to me through her? Show's how stupid you are. Now you're going to learn…..ugh!"

Selene looks past Jake to see Jenny standing behind him in black plate mail armor surrounded by a black shadow of flame. She looks to see a black rapier blade sticking through Jake's left shoulder as Jenny rests a black saber blade to the side of his neck with her right hand.

Jenny: "Listen cocksucker she's MINE and you won't touch her again! If you want to keep your head then hands up and on your knees. "

Jake raises both hands very slowly and kneels. Jenny jerks the rapier out of his shoulder and then puts the rapier tip to the side of his throat and walks in front of him. Jenny glares down at him with unbridled hate and anger as she kicks him under the chin Jake groans as his head snaps back. Everyone stares at Jenny as Jake collapses to the ground unconscious. The flames around Jenny's armor begin to fade. Jenny turns to one of the guards.

Jenny: "Get him out of my sight before I change my mind and kill him."

Everyone just stares in stunned silence as the guards drag her brother off Jenny collapses to the floor holding her ribs and coughs up blood. Selene rushes over to her as Jenny passes out.

Selene: "Oh god baby you're hurt. Someone get her help….. NOW!"

Guards rush to get the castle healer while everyone tries to figure out what happened. Sora turns to Kairi.

Sora: "You're an expert at weird things like that Kai, what just happened?"

Kairi: "I don't OWWWW SONOFABITCH!"

Kairi doubles over in pain as she has a contraction and her water breaks.

Sora: "Kai you ok?"

Kairi shakes her head. Jenna walks in to see a room in chaos

Kairi:"Sora….it's time!"

Sora looks at her a little confused then he realizes what she's saying.

Jenna: "So what'd I miss Joanna?"

Joanna:"Well Christine hooked up with Jenny's brother and Jenny came in and started kicking his ass. He broke a couple of her ribs then backhanded Selene which set Jenny off. She then got up somehow summoned a black plate mail wreathed in shadow flame, a rapier and a saber. Jenny stabbed him then knocked him out and Kairi's water just broke."

Jenna: "Shit Jenny's a protectorate and…wait did you just said Kairi's water broke?"

Kairi: "FUCKING HELL!"

Jenna: "I'll take that as a yes. "

Jenna turns to a guard.

Jenna: "You take her to her room and tell the healer to meet us up there."

The guard picks Kairi up and starts towards the stairs

Jenna: "Never mind then."

Ichigo and Inoue come downstairs with Christine who is holding Raven who is screaming at the top of her lungs kicking at Christine as the castle healer arrives. The healer sees Jenny still coughing up blood as Inoue rushes over to Jenny and turns to the healer as Kairi screams in pain again.

Inoue: "You tend to Kairi she needs you more and I can help her."

He nods and follows the Kairi, Sora, Jenna and the guard upstairs. Inoue turns back to Jenny and deploys her light shield around Jenny and starts to heal her injuries. She looks up just in time to duck Selene's right cross.

Inoue: "Hey wait I'm trying to help her not hurt her."

Selene calms down as Jenny groans. Christine walks over and stands in between Selene and Inoue then hands Raven over to Selene. Raven settles down and looks at Jenny and stretches her arms out.

Raven: "Mama!"

Christine: "Looks like you met Jenny and her very protective girlfriend."

Inoue stares at Selene then looks over at Christine and points at Jenny while Raven continues asking for Jenny.

Inoue: "That's Jenny?"

Raven:"Mama!"

They all look at Raven and then back at Jenny.

Christine: "Okay….and that's yes the girl on the ground is Jenny, so you go ahead while you've got her there and I'll explain to Selene what happened to her and what we want to propose to Jenny."

Raven:"Mama!"

Christine: "Does she always do that when she hears Jenny's name?"

Raven: "Mama!"

Raven starts squirming in Christine's arms and reaches for Jenny

Selene: "Yes ever since she started talking 5 hours ago now don't say J-e-n-n-y again Raven's getting upset and more insistent every time you say her name."

Christine nods as she and Selene walk a little ways away. Jenny regains consciousness

Inoue: "Jenny?"

Jenny nods a little and looks up at Inoue.

Jenny: "You're not Selene."

Inoue:"No, no I'm not but I wanted to ask you something Jenny. I can put you back the way you were before your accident. Before you ask I had Christine fill me in on the details, Kairi and Christine asked me about this and all you have to do is make the choice Jenny."

Selene looks over at Jenny and starts to cry as Christine finishes telling her what happened to Jenny. Jenny stares at Inoue with suspicion in her eyes as she realizes what she's being offered.

Jenny: "What's the catch? I'm a business woman and I know there's always a catch so what exactly do you want from me in exchange."

Inoue shakes her head as Selene and Christine come back over.

Inoue: "No catch, no payment, I just want you and your girlfriend to be happy together."

Jenny glares at Christine as Selene sits down and holds Raven beside Jenny's head. Raven pats Jenny on the head and giggles.

Jenny: "Hey Raven how's my girl?"

Raven: "Mama!"

Jenny turns back to Christine

Jenny: "Christine how dare you break my trust!"

Christine: "Now it wasn't my idea Kairi only asked if you might consider it I just said you might."

Selene: "Sweetheart, I know what you're thinking but please take her up on the offer. I've seen it in your eyes you may not say or let it show but I can tell you've been miserable when you were around Kairi these last eight months but I had no idea that was why. Sweetheart I know you're always thinking about Raven and me and always putting us first but honey I want you to something for yourself something that I know will make you happier in the long term."

Jenny: "Are…..you sure Selene."

Selene nods at Jenny and puts her right hand to Jenny's cheek. Jenny looks up at Inoue and nods.

Inoue: "All you have to do is lay here and I'll take care of the rest."

Meanwhile upstairs

Kairi: "SORA YOU DID THIS TO ME!"

Sora cringes as Kairi crushes his hand in a death grip as she has another contraction

Sora: "Hey you had just as much to do with this as I di…ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow KAIRI LET GO!"

Kairi lets go as the contraction passes and Sora pulls back his crushed hand. Kairi screams again as she has another contraction.

Several hours later

Jenny gets up and holds Selene as Inoue finishes with her.

Jenny: "Well I don't feel any different…"

Jenny groans and winces.

Jenny: "I take that back….anyone have a tampon I kinda need one."

Selene pulls a tampon out of her perse and hands it to Jenny and laughs a little

Selene: "Poor Jenny you just can't catch a break."

Jenny smiles at her.

Jenny: "Hey I'd much rather be feeling this than what I had going on before and Selene I got dibs on having the next kid."

Selene: "You can be my guest!"

Jenny: "Speaking of kids…..wonder if Kai's finished having her's yet."

Joanna comes downstairs and motions them to come with her. All of them follow Joanna up to Kairi's room where Kairi is laying in bed completely exhausted but smiling and holding one of her two babies. Sora turns and smiles.

Kairi: "Come to see my boys?"

Jenny: "You had twin boys? Congrats Kai."

Selene smiles as Raven fidgets in her arms.

Jenny: "Aww they're so cute! Uh oh Selene you know what this means don't you?"

Jenny nods at Raven

Selene: "What?"

Jenny: "We're going to have trouble when these three are older."

Everyone laughs.

Jenna: "Ok everyone let's leave Kairi be she's had a long day and I'm sure she and Sora need some time alone."

Everyone leaves as Kairi and Sora look at each other.

Kairi: "Sora…"

Sora: "Yeah Kai?"

Kairi: "So how's it feel to be a daddy?"

Sora smiles at her

Sora: "How's it feel to be a mom Kai?"

She smiles

Kairi: "Wonderful."

Both of them smile and realize that a new a new chapter in their lives has just begun.

Ok yeah not my usual ending but it kinda fit. More insanity in the next chapter Hope you enjoyed. Please R&R