YOO! To all who have been here before, nice to see ya again, to others I repeat YOO! I am re-writing this, cuz the plot died somewhere in the fourth chapter :)

I would like to thank the wonderful CherryBlossomSavior, who pointed out what an idiot I am :)

Thanks :PP

And THERE HAS BEEN A TITLE CHANGE! This is Sasura or Sami, if you're wondering

I don't own Naruto!

Oh, and this is the re-written version. If you read both and didn't review tell meh whatcha think, homeskillets :D

Talking
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Flashback
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The Celebrity Life

Chapter One
Because of a Question

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Sasuke's eye twitched as his fat short publicist screamed at him like the fat, wifeless going-to-die-alone loser he was.

Sasuke's eyes roamed around the room, looking at everything but the man who was spitting in his face.

"Are you listening?!" he yelled.

Sasuke turned to glare at him.

Eww.

Nasty, fat, sagging, double chin.

"You know, I could fire you in an instant." Sasuke stated threateningly, swallowing back his baby barf.

"You wouldn't dare!" he shouted back, but Sasuke almost cackled when he saw the fear in his eyes.

"Wanna bet?" He asked coolly and the short man shut his mouth and scurried off, cursing him under his breath.

"Still an ass I see." Sasuke's head turned and he groaned "Hatake."

"At a last name basis, are we?" Kakashi's eye twinkled in amusement as he lowered his sacred book.

"Sorry, I meant Kakashi-sensei." Sasuke said sarcastically, crossing his arms over his chest.

Kakashi grinned through the mask "that's better." He came up beside Sasuke and ruffled his perfect hair.

"What do you want?" Sasuke snapped, thoroughly annoyed.

Kakashi remained calm and strolled around back stage "that was quite a stunt you pulled, I mean. Seriously Sasuke."

Sasuke stared boredly at the crowd "UCHIHA-SAN!" A reported shrieked at the top of her lungs.

"You, brown hair, blue jacket."

"F-First off I'm a b-big f-fan," she stuttered "And it's about the outfits used in…"

"I got this Sasuke-kun." Ami smiled at the crowd "since the movie is supposed to appeal to a diverse…" Sasuke drowned her out.

"Sasuke-kun," Ami slapped his shoulder and he shot her a glare, which she was quite used to now "More questions!"

Sasuke noticed a quiet (evil, evil, eviiiil!) looking reporter at the front and pointed at her "you."

She stood up "A question on your personal life, Uchiha-san."

"Shoot." Sasuke replied boredly.

"Do you love your fiancée?"

Sasuke raised an eyebrow "of course, me and Karin are extremely happy."

"Really?" she sounded surprised "because I've heard that you're in love with a certain Haruno Sakura."

Ami's jaw dropped and Sasuke's jaw tensed.

"What do you say to that, Uchiha-san?" she asked innocently.

Sasuke jumped slightly when his phone rang, he glanced at the caller ID.

Ami Watanabe.

He shot her a sideways, noting her cellphone was in her lap. She smiled slightly and he made a mental note to say thank you (apparently, common courtesy helps the image)

"Hello?" he answered as if he was actually talking to someone.

"Yeah, I'll be right there…" he stood up and the crowd stared up at him.

He shook his cellphone "I'll be continuing this alone." Ami said to the crowd.

Sasuke walked back stage.

Sasuke groaned at the reminder "So, still in love with Sakura-chan? She was always a cutie, but never as hot as Ino…"

"You do realize those were your students."

"Yeah, but they're all grown ups now, so I have the right to check them out."

Sasuke rolled his eyes. Once a pervert, always a pervert.

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Sasuke was pissed.

Pissed that running someone over was against the law.

And pissed that the reporters wouldn't leave him alone.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH SAKURA-CHAN!"

…But more pissed about the first one.

"For the last time dobe, I didn't want to bring Sakura into it, so I didn't answer."

"OR BECAUSE YOU LOOOOOVE HER!"

"Shut up!" Sasuke growled, ready to pummel the hyperactive blonde into dust.

It made no difference to him.

"SERIOUSLY TEME?! SAKURA-CHAN?! THE GIRL WHO WAS OBSESSED WITH YOU FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS?! YOU LOVE HER?!"

"Damnit Naruto, put the bullhorn down!"

Naruto frowned and dropped it to his lap "man, you're a spoil-sport."

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"So, you do love Sakura?" Naruto asked.

"No, yes. Argh, stop fucking asking!" Sasuke shouted.

"Then give me a straight answer!"

"FINE! I AM IN FUCKING LOVE WITH HARUNO SAKURA!" He admitted.

Naruto's eyes were wide "SERIOUSLY?!"

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Sakura's eyes nearly popped out and the patient screamed "Ahh! Gomen!" she shouted pulling the needle out and dabbing the bleeding wound, her attention off the TV.

"Can I have a lollipop?" he asked hopefully, staring at her with big puppy dog eyes.

Sakura rolled her eyes "You're diabetic." She said, swatting his hand from her lollipop filled pockets with her clipboard.

His face fell "so?!" he said defiantly, reaching for a cherry sucker.

She patted his head and kissed his forehead "better?"

His face was red "Much."

She smiled satisfied walking out the room, the news she just heard and saw with her own eyes pushed to the back of her mind.

"HARUNO! THE UCHIHA SASUKE IS IN LOVE WITH YOU?!"

Sakura cringed and backed away from her colleague in fear.

And back at the front of her mind, again.

"N-No…"

"YOU STOLE HIM FROM KARIN?! THAT'S SO UNCOOL!" she crossed her arms over her chest and Sakura looked around the hospital for a quick escape.

"Let me explain and quiet down! Some patients are sleeping!" she said in a desperate attempt to calm her down.

"I can't believe you would do su-" Sakura turned on her heels and raced towards her office, slamming the door shut.

"HARUNO! HARUNO! HARUUUUNO!"

"Sasuke-kun, what the hell have you gotten me into…?" she murmured to herself.

"ARE YOU ON THE PHONE WITH HIM?!"

Damn those with super sonic hearing.

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"Really."

"Really, really?"

"Really, really."

"Really, really, REALLY?"

"Really, real- what the fuck am I doing?!" Sasuke slapped the back of Naruto's head and his face flew smack into the hot ramen.

"AHHH! HOT, HOT, DAAAMN!" Tears flowed down his cheeks as he raced to the sink, knocking down six or seven things on his way there "IT BUUURNS!" he rinsed his eyes and wiped his face with the front of his shirt "who knew ramen had a dark side?" he asked, with this "unfound wisdom" in his voice.

Sasuke rolled his eyes. Dumbfuck.

"So, Sasuke. Ya gonna tell that egotistic redhead or should I?"

"First off, how do you know a word like egotistic? That's eighth grade vocabulary."

"Well," Naruto brushed imaginary dust off his shoulders "words like that are-" Naruto narrowed his eyes "HEY, WAIT A SECOND!" he jabbed his finger into Sasuke's face "YOU WERE INSULTING ME!"

Sasuke shook his head, "Really, dumbass?" he said sarcastically.

"And you're trying to change the subject!" Sasuke cursed under his breath "so, are you going to tell the dumb bitch, or do you want me to?"

Sasuke raised an eyebrow "why the hell would I break off my engagement with her?"

"Because of Sakura-chan, I mean DUUUH!" He answered loudly.

Sasuke grabbed Naruto's bowl of ramen and began slurping it up, a sad distant look in his eyes "Dobe, we're 24 now. It's been 6 years since we finished high school, you still think Sakura's in love with me? Hell, she was just crushing. There's no hope." He answered, dejectedly.

His eyes nearly popped out when Naruto ripped off his shirt, revealing tight green spandex "YOSH! NEVER GIVE UP TEME! YOU'LL NEVER SUCCEED IF YOU DON'T TRY!"

Naruto ripped off his jeans and Sasuke let out a shrill scream.

"WHERE THE HELL ARE YOUR BOXERS?!"

He ran up to his room, Naruto and his… friend chasing after him.

-

After a good 15 minutes locked in his room in the fetal position Sasuke walked out as emotionless and stoic as ever.

Sasuke looked out the window and groaned loudly when he saw an all too familiar purple Ferrari.

"MOVE! OUT OF THE WAY!" A loud feminine voice screeched. He sweat-dropped when he saw paparazzi flying in different directions.

He heard his front door unlock.

Damn, why did he give her a house key! Why!

He heard it slam shut and the clicks of Gucci heels made themselves into the living room.

"SASUKE-KUN, ARE YOU SERIOUSLY IN LOVE WITH MY BEST FRIEND?!"

Why the hell was he friends with so many blondes?!

"Hi Ino…" he grumbled.

"HEY INO!"

"Shuttup Uzumaki! Now are you seriously in love with MY Sakura-chan?!" Ino grabbed the front of Sasuke's shirt and shook him madly.

He shoved her away and she fell on her butt. Naruto's eyes widened and she closed her legs "STOP LOOKING DOWN MY SKIRT!" she shrieked.

Naruto's face heated up "I WASN'T LOOKING, I'M MARRIED!"

"Ooh, good point! I'M TELLING HINATA!"

"Wait?! What!" Sasuke rubbed his temples as Blonde and Blonder argued (guess who's who? :P)

"Both of you, shut the fuck up." Sasuke growled, feeling a headache coming on.

Ino's mouth shut for a second before she started talking again "Just answer me why you didn't friggin' go out with Sakura-chan in high school and now are all suddenly 'oh! I'm in love with Sakura!' God, Sasuke!" she yelled right in his face.

"How do you know I love her, maybe I just didn't wanna kill her self-esteem on TV and totally embarrass her!"

Ino laughed loudly "LIAR! You totally love her! Just admit it Uchiha, I've known you since the diaper days." She grinned at him "so please Uchiha. I just wish you had told her back in seventh grade."

Sasuke's face heated up "w-what?!"

"Pul-eez!" Ino smirked at him and stretched "so, should I call her up so you can admit your freaky obsessive love?"

"It's not freaky and obsessive!"

"Aha!" Ino poked his chest "I knew it!" she said victoriously "I," poke "knew," poke "it!" she grinned.

He frowned.

He wasn't just outsmarted by Yamanaka Ino…

Was he?

('Cuz that's extremely sad)

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Sakura peeked into the hallway, adjusting her Armani sunglasses and tying the scarf a bit tighter over her pink hair.

She took a step out of her office and froze, cringing.

Damn, the cute noisy heels of the world.

So much for sneaking out.

Sakura raced for the elevator.

"THERE'S SAKURA!" Sakura cursed when her heel broke "these cost a damn fortune!" she hissed under her breath managing to get in the elevator.

"GET BACK!" Sakura swung her purse at all her co-workers and they jumped away, out of the elevator.

She sighed in relief leaning against the railing, staring absentmindedly at her reflection in the shiny elevator.

He didn't say he loved me, he just shut up. What the hell is everyone's problem…?

The elevator dinged and Sakura jumped out of her thoughts as the elevator door opened, and looked out cautiously.

She let out another sigh of relief when she noted only the secretary was in the lobby and walked to the exit.

The door automatically opened and Sakura blinked and her jaw dropped

The minute she opened her eyes paparazzi was in every which way.

"Holy shit…" she gaped covering her face with her hands racing towards her slick back Mercedes, tripping several times on the way there.

She jumped into her car and cursed when she realized she was in the backseat, and thanked God that she'd bought tinted windows when the paparazzi was all over her car.

She crawled to the front seat, suddenly wishing she had a bigger car as she managed to get in the driver's seat Damn! She stuck the keys in the engine and revved the engine now I know how Britney Spears feels!

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Yeah, yeah. I changed it up a bit (: (a load lot, I switched Karin to the betchfaced-whore)

Bad, good?

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and if you liked the direction it was going in before, let me know, and I'll keep it a smidge closer to that.

Edited – may 22 /09