Hello again! So, now I continue the wonderful saga of Fang in Pink.

After watching Ig sleep for a while (Don't ask. He looks so much more peaceful when he sleeps…), I then proceeded to collect the white articles of clothing and the pink clothing dye. (You can probably guess where this is going…)

The pink dye had I special nozzle so you could sprinkle, drip, or pour. I set it to Sprinkle, and put pink sprinkles all over a pair of khaki cargo pants. It was so fun! Then I set it to Drip and put a huge, sloppy, pink flower on the right knee. I'm looking at it right now… but anyways; the funniest part was setting the nozzle to Pour and putting a huge pink splotch on the crotch! It ended up looking like Fang drank pink Gatorade and peed his pants! Hilarity in and of itself.

I continued to completely wreck the white clothes with pink, but the funniest by far was a white tee-shirt on the front of which I delicately wrote PINK, over and over; and on the back was the word LOVE with a heart shape as the 'O'. I am cracking up right now just thinking about it! I stuffed all these clothes into Fang's backpack, then ripped the nozzle off the dye bottle and poured it all over his backpack. The last drip I put on his nose, laughing the whole time. My hysterical giggles woke up Gazzy, but Nudge was actually uber-tired and Angel never really slept anyways.

I told Gazzy to go back to bed, then woke up Iggy for his watch. I told him what I had done to Fang. He stared, openmouthed, at me, then turned towards Fang and wondered aloud "Why the heck…" I turned a little pink myself, and lay down to sleep. The last thing I saw was Iggy shaking his head at me, a gentle smile on his lips.

When I woke up this morning, the dye in Fangs hair had taken full effect. He didn't know this, of course, so he was confusedly going around and asking everyone why they were laughing at him. None of us answered, it was just too good of a joke to waste. I could barely breathe, I was laughing so hard.

I woke up Angel and Nudge, making sure Fang was there to see Nudge wake up. He calmed down a little. Sweet! Then I informed everyone that it was bath time. This was accepted with both groans and happy squeals. I sent the boys to one place in the lake, the girls to another. I asked Gazzy to stay back, and he obeyed. I told him to steal Fang's clothes, and he got a mischievous look in his eye. I told him he was a sexist piglet, and to use any method he wanted, except voicing any of the girls. He looked only a little disappointed and repentant, laughed in glee and said OK. I shook my head and headed towards the lake.

When all of our baths were over (Angel stayed underwater THE WHOLE TIME) , I heard a roar…

"WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES!?!?!"

Fang. The three of us girls started to crack up, and I could barely get dressed, I was shaking so hard. I called Gazzy over again, and he somewhat smugly handed over Fang's black ensemble. I handed him my favorite pink-dyed shirt and a pair of completely pinkified pants. I don't get why they are called a pair of pants if there is only one…English is such a weird language, if you think about it.

Anyhoo, I watched Gazzy appear at the lake's edge with the lake's edge. Fang roared again, only this time it was my name he was shouting to the world. Nudge and Angel positively howled with laughter, and I fell over. I took the girls back into camp before we all died of laughter, but none of us could stop giggling. I couldn't remember the last time I had had so much fun without Erasers coming in and ruining it, and that thought sobered me up.

About half an hour ago, or 5 minutes later, Gazzy and Ig came back to camp, cracking up as well. Neither of them even knew why me and the girls did all that, but the sight and sound of him must have been pretty amusing. I asked them where Fang was, and this only raised another round of laughter. Did I ever mention how nice Iggy's laugh is? Well to put it simply, it would make any girl's heart melt like butter in the sun. Grr. I wish I hadn't written that, but Ig just laughed at something Gazzy said, so it got into my mind, and that was that.

Gazzy finally managed to gasp out that Fang was trying to wash the pink out of his hair, skin, and clothes. Iggy informed me that it wasn't working, and Fang was cussing his head off. I told Angel not to read Fang's mind and she looked a little sheepish. A little. I gave her a look, and she said OK.

I heard a twig snap, and got into a fighter's stance. I was already a little nervous from the fact that no Erasers had found us for weeks…But it was just Fang. His head poked around the edge of a tree, the rest of his body hidden. I could see pink cloth, though. In a very low voice, trying to keep his composure, he asked who did it. We all cracked up, and he angrily strode into camp, wearing the pink clothes, with pink hair and a pink dot on his nose. It was too much for me. I fell over laughing, barely able to breath and my sides hurting like hell. Angel told him to look in his backpack, well, angelically.

He gave me a wary look, took one glance at his backpack, and tackled me. I was already weak from laughter, so I figured it was pointless to fight. Besides, he looked pretty ridiculous, pink and all. He didn't really hurt me anyways. I knew he wouldn't. Since I was already on the ground, all he could do was pull my hair. I didn't care. But Iggy heard Fang tackle me.

He (meaning Iggy) shouted, then pulled Fang off me and punched him in the arm. He then proceeded to tell Fang that pink wasn't such a bad color on him. Fang growled and stalked warily towards his backpack, obviously dreading whatever was inside it.

He just opened up his backpack and pulled out the pink clothes with huge eyes. Now he is asking in a very calm voice: "Where. Are. My. Real. Clothes." Nudge giggled, blushed, and ran to hide behind my back. Angel just smiled.

Fang got a murderous look on his face, probably because Angel told him where his black clothes are. He is turning towards me (and Nudge) and asking me why. I am saying just one word. Revenge. His eyes are widening, and widening, and widening…

He just smirked. SMIRKED at me and started to turn towards a very confused Iggy, his mouth open to say something.

Grr. I just ran towards him and slapped him. Iggy heard, and wondered aloud why no one was telling him what was going on. Gazzy told him that I just slapped Fang, and poor Ig just looked even more confused.

I'm back at the computer now. (obviously)

Nudge is now talking about a mile a minute, describing everything we did to get Fang pink, in great detail. Angel is playing tag with Gazzy and Total (Total is It) and Fang is sulking and drawing shapes in the dirt, throwing me the occasional evil glance. Iggy is sitting next to me. Grr.

YO. ARE ANY OF YOU AWESOME FAN-GIRLS? IF SO… (WINK-WINK)

That was the Ig-man. Don't pay attention to what he said. He was just teasing. I hope. Good thing he can't read, the little (insert swear word of your choice). I'm glad I tricked him by turning the Caps Lock on.

Well, so ends the tale of Pink, so see you next chapter!