Weird Message in Fang's Blog
By BlueFox

Intro: Yeah, it's the 1st Year Anniversary of WMIFB, and after so, so many requests, I'm giving you another one. It took about a year before I got this forwarded to me. The one at the bottom is a short quick one I got in a text. Anyway, I hope you enjoy, and don't forget to leave behind a review!

This contains Sora and Riku from Kingdom Hearts. That's really all that you may or may not know who. Google them if you have to.

Disclaimer: I do not own the characters of Maximum Ride or Kingdom Hearts. Phooey.

After a long day, Fang was content to just flop onto the bed and sleep. However, he knew his blog needed a look-over, and he wasn't in the mood. Max had caught Iggy and Gasman with more bombs, and after interrogation, Angel had told them that they were hidden all over their temporary house. So the scavenger hunt began.

With a heavy sigh, Fang rolled over and grabbed the laptop from atop the desk beside his bed. It had been about a year since FourFlameMaster had forwarded him that odd message about forwards…and he hadn't seen hide nor hair nor word of FFM since then.

Today was different.

He had another Forwarded message to his Inbox from none other than FourFlameMaster. A stir of excitement came to life within his chest as he sat back and opened the message.

Fang-

Sorry I've been gone for so long. Got another one of these. I find this one especially funny. Hope you know what Kingdom Hearts is.

-FFM

Sora: Hey, Riku, you want to hear a song?

Riku: Sure Sora, let's hear it.

Sora: Beans, beans, the magical fruit… The more you eat the more you toot.

Riku: Eh?

Sora: Beans, beans, they're good for your heart… The more you eat the more you fart.

Riku: Wha-

Sora: The more you fart, the better you feel… So let's eat them for every meal!

Riku: (glares at Sora) So-

Sora: Beans, beans, they give you gas. Go in your mouth and out your a—

Max stretched and yawned on the lone chair in her room. It had been a very long day. She never wanted to see another bomb in the rest of her life.

There was a soft knock at the door, followed by Angel's voice calling out, "Max?"

Max sighed softly and smiled a little at the door. "The door's unlocked, sweetie," she called.

Angel opened the door, and her little blond-curl covered head poked in. She smiled angelically at Max. "I have a question."

Max grinned. "I have an answer. Shoot."

"What does 'ass' mean?"

Max blanched. She hadn't heard a word like that in awhile. And even then, it had come out of her own mouth. She cleared her throat a little. "Wh-Where did you hear that word?"

"Fang was singing a song in his head and it ended with that. Is it a bad word?"

Max felt about ready to blow up. She nodded at Angel and stood up, heading for the door. She was going to have a word with Fang about what they had agreed on about Angel and swear words.

"Give him all you've got!" Angel cheered as Max threw open the door to Fang's room, mouth open, ready to give him hell.

Except that all that was there was a laptop and an open window, the curtains blowing slightly in the breeze. Seems Fang had left in hurry. Max stalked over to the laptop, deciding that confiscating the computer was the best punishment for Fang. …Until she read the message from FourFlameMaster on the screen, and saw that it was forwarded to him. Her eyes narrowed angrily when she read Fang's reply.

FourFlameMaster-

It's been awhile. Yeah, I know what Kingdom Hearts, I've been hooked for awhile. I thought this was funny, especially with the comic you sent with it. Can't wait to send it Max. I'll bet she'll have a conniption.

-Fang

Max threw the laptop at the wall, where it broke into three pieces.

IDK

Okay, so I got a text the other day from a blonde girl, asking me this: "What does IDK stand for?"

So I replied with this: "I Don't Know." It was the truth.

So then I get a reply back saying, "That's what EVERYONE says. They don't know! Do you know someone who knows?"

I didn't bother to reply that time.

End: Yay for first year celebrations! (blows noisemaker and throws confetti) And on the 2nd of this month, that was my two year anniversary of being a member of fanfiction! Whoohoo! Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this one! I have now created a two-shot, and if you're lucky, it might become a series!