UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING PRESENTS... SECOND NIGHT STAND!

Chapter 1: UCW Undisputed World Tag Team championship match - Champions Scorpion & Sub Zero versus Goofy & Max Goof.

Squidward: 'Welcome everyone to Universal Championship Wrestling's Second Night Stand, live tonight in Las Vegas, Nevada! I'm Squidward Tentacles joined by a guest announcer tonight in Greg Sanders, and what a card of matches tonight we have in store for you! Take it away, my criminalist friend!'

Greg Sanders: 'Tonight, Mickey Mouse defends the Undisputed World Heavyweight championship belt against 'The BB Gun' himself, Bugs Bunny in an Ambulance match! Bugs couldn't capture the title at the OneShot in a classic Triple Threat match because Mickey pinned Homer Simpson in that match, but can he tonight in a match that favours the champ because of Mickey's small size, meaning Bugs will be hard-pressed to lock down the champion long enough to stuff him in the Ambulance. Also, a rematch of sorts from the OneShot, as Eddy defends the 6-man tag team championship against the Keybladers... with two new partners waiting in the wings! I hear these two both had bad nights at the OneShot and are looking to redeem themselves tonight!'

Squidward: 'Not only that, but your teammates from CSI will come up against the Cyber Ninjas of the Lin Kuei in a Crime Lab match! This whole ordeal started on the inaugral edition of UCW Project X when Cyrax injured Horatio with the Cyber Bomb in a post-match beatdown after the CSI representatives had just lost to Scorpion and Sub Zero! Will CSI solve this crime with their own brand of revenge? Stick around to find out! The third match of the PPV that was requested by the owner of the IWA, XtremeManiac33, pitting the debuting rivals and Pokemon trainers known as Ash Ketchum and Gary Oak, in a match that holds no rules, a Pokemon Grudge match! Let's go to Megaman for the official introductions of our opening contest!'

Megaman: 'Ladies and gentlemen, your opening contest of UCW Second Night Stand is set for one fall... and it is for the UCW Undisputed Tag Team championship!'

Megaman: 'Ladies and gentlemen, your opening contest of UCW Second Night Stand is set for one fall... and it is for the UCW Undisputed Tag Team championship! Introducing first, at a combined weight of 294lbs, representing Disney & Kingdom Hearts, MAX & GOOFY, THE GOOFS!'

This Is The New Shit by Marilyn Mansonplayed in the background as the Goofs came through the curtain to a mixed reaction from the crowd.

Squidward: 'What a victory it was for The Goofs at the OneShot in our Tag Team Grudge match of that evening when they defeated Sylvester The Cat and Wil E. Coyote in a brutal match which featured plenty of interference from Daffy & Donald Duck, who had just beat each other up in the Battle of the Ducks! The General Manager and owner of UCW, DJ Diddy Dog, has found this victory to be qualification for a No.1 contender's spot and so it has come to this!'

Megaman: 'And their opponents, now residing in the Netherrealm, at a combined weight of 547lbs, they are the UCW Undisputed World Tag Team champions, SCOPION & SUB ZERO!'

The fans exploded as Hatebreed's I Will Be Heard blasted throughout the arena, and the two ninjas responsible for putting Mortal Kombat on the map walked out with malicious intent on their twisted minds. Sub Zero carried his belt by his side while Scorpion wore his on his waist.

Squidward: 'While the Goofs had a good night at the OneShot with their victory over the Looney Tunes, two men had a really bad night... that being Captain Jack Sparrow and Will Turner, the Pirates of the Carribean. Let's take a look back to the OneShot to see what fate befell the Pirates...'

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Both teams attempted to climb back up the walls to the top of the Black Pearl. Sparrow made it first, followed by Scorpion, Turner & Sub Zero in that order. Scorpion went for a lariat on Sparrow, but Sparrow caught him with a Black Pearl Capture Buster to the ramp up. The ramp snapped under Scorpion's weight and the ninja went sailing 20 feet to the floor. Sub Zero was now all alone. He wasn't afraid and didn't run, but he was clearly outnumbered. Sub Zero swung at Turner, but Turner ducked and drilled the Lin Kuei Warrior with the U-Turn. He dragged Sub Zero back up so Sparrow could nail the Pirate Cutter, but Sub Zero shoved Sparrow into the waiting arms of Scorpion, who had revived himself. Scorpion dropped Sparrow from the Black Pearl with the Fatality while Sub Zero drilled Turner with the Glacier Bomb.

Scorpion & Sub Zero looked each other dead in the eyes for a couple of seconds before Scorpion held out his hand. Sub Zero thought for a minute and then took the handshake before going back to Turner's limp body. They positioned Bootstrap's son and executed their double-team finisher, the Freezing Flame Death Drop. Sub Zero covered.

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Squidward: 'As a result of that devastating fall, Captain Jack Sparrow will be out indefinitely. Will Turner, on the other hand, will be taking temporary rehab for two to three weeks.'

Max and Scorpion didn't waste any time going at it in the ring. Max hit a big wheel kick before tagging Goofy back in. He cornered Scorpion. Scorpion ducked under a clothesline attempt and cold cocked Goofy with a kick to the head.

Goofy grabbed the Shirai Ryu Ninja by the throat and slammed him to the mat for a one count. Scorpion hung onto the top rope as Goofy tried to drag him out of the corner. It was to no avail though as Scorpion was completely flipped head over heels onto his face.

Scorpion fell into Sub Zero who came into the ring. Goofy manhandled him before tagging in Max who completely blasted Sub Zero with a Shining Wizard. Max toyed with Sub Zero and worked him into the corner where he had a whip reversed but was able to fend off the charge.

Max waited for Sub Zero to get to his feet, but Scorpion charged across the apron and tossed Max to the outside out of nowhere. Sub Zero was able to maintain the advantage thanks to the help of his partner and worked a two count out before tagging in Scorpion.

Scorpion locked on a cravat, before looking for a suplex. Max rolled up Scorpion for a two count only to get plowed over with a Scorpion forearm for a two count. Scorpion tagged in Sub Zero and Sub Zero promptly hit a big forearm to Max's head for a two count.

Sub Zero slapped on an arm bar, trying to wear out the younger Max. Max fought out of the hold only to eat a drop kick for another near fall. Sub Zero clubbed away on Max before catapulting him into Scorpion who hit a stiff forearm and a sling shot elbow for a two count.

Scorpion mounted Max and hammered away at his head before hitting a clothesline for yet another two count. Max fought out of a headlock but barely missed the hot tag. Sub Zero tagged in and dropped an elbow or six on Max's back before looking for the pin.

Max kicked out and Sub Zero again tagged in Scorpion who hit a facebuster before slapping on a rear chinlock. Max used the crowd to rally him enough to break the hold but Scorpion bullied him to the corner and looked for a big move off the top rope.

Max fought back and hit a Canadian Destroyer Powerbomb, sending Scorpion hard into the mat. Max was almost able to hit Goofy with a hot tag but Sub Zero knocked him off the apron. Max held the two ninjas at bay before everything went to hell.

Max hit a over-the-top-rope suicide plancha after Scorpion sent Goofy crashing into the steps. Max sprung to his feet and hit a springboard lariat on Sub Zero for a two count. Max set up for a Superkick and nailed it, but Scorpion snuck into the ring and tagged Sub Zero.

Max turned right around into a low blow and the Fatality. It was though to be all she wrote at this point, but Goofy got back in for revenge. He clamped an Anaconda Cross over Scorpion's head and Max nailed another Superkick on Sub Zero.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, the Cyber Ninjas interfered. Smoke hooked Max and drilled him with the Smoke Alarm DDT. Goofy was unsuspecting of the Cyber Ninjas' presence and that cost him as Sektor & Cyrax nailed him with their finishers, the Cyberbomb and the BGS. The Cybers left the ring to brawl with the oncoming Team CSI while Scorpion & Sub Zero regained their bearings, finishing off Goofy with the Freezing Flame for the 1-2-3.

Megaman: 'Here are your winners and STILL UCW Undisputed World Tag Team Champions, SCORPION & SUB ZERO!'

Grissom, Warrick & Nick came down to the ring to check on the welfare of the Goofs as did UCW Undisputed champion Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck after the match.

Squidward: 'Now let's go backstage, where Lola Bunny is standing by with Naruto Uzamaki!'

Backstage

Lola: 'Ladies & gentlemen, this is Lola Bunny reporting for UCW backstage and I'm here with 'The Nine-tailed Fox' Naruto Uzamaki as he prepares for his Anime Lumberjack showdown with Dragonball Z's Goku to see who can claim to be the King of Anime!'

Naruto: 'Let me stop you right there, Miss Lola. Now, there is no doubt in my mind that at one time, the Dragonball franchise was maybe the greatest anime series ever created and imported to a heck of a lot of countries around the world. But when GT rolled around, you knew Dragonball and it's pathetic 28-powerup hero was dying and fast. Then, in an instant, the Nine-tailed Fox Naruto Uzamaki picked up the slack and became the greatest-ever anime series ever created and imported... and just like Pokemon and Dragonball, made into a kids-show outside of Japan with all the juicy stuff cut out, as Ash Ketchum will complain later. Anime stars will surround the ring, none as big as me, but hey, they draw good ratings. Just as I will once again become the CWF World Heavyweight champion by taking down Jake Long eventually, I will defeat Goku and make sure that his anime series ends up like the real ECW... DEAD!'

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A/N: Well, there's your first match of UCW's Second Night Stand, with the MK Ninjas getting the victory over the Goofs with a little help from their Cyber counterparts and retaining their tag team championship in the process. Naruto Uzamaki makes very snide comments about the Dragonball franchise and Goku (I'm sorry, but I despised Dragonball GT), but also a good point about the presentation outside of Japan (go fornicate yourselves with an iron stick, 4kids!). Chapter Two will feature Reptile going up against Dog the Bounty Hunter in a Revenge match that goes all the way back to the OneShot, where Dog ref'd Reptile's bout with Ghost Rider and an interview with 6-man tag team champion Eddy. Peace.

DJ Diddy Dog - GUN FORM.