Before we start the story, I dedicate this to my sister who actually made this story. . . Thanks, sis!!
DISCLAIMER: this is actually a story that i adapted somewhere in this world of fanfiction EXCEPT that I made it spoof. (uh, spoofed it?) THIS IS MY STORY. (my sister's actually.) I do not own Gakuen Alice, obviously. I wish I did tho.
Mikan and natsume were sitting down under their sakura tree while Natsume was reading his manga.
Um, they are a couple now, mind you.
Then suddenly Mikan broke the silence.
"Ne, Natsume. How long will you love me?" she said.
"What a dumb question. . . Answer it first." He smirked.
"I'll love you as high as this tree." Mikan pointed at thier beloved Sakura tree.
Natsume put on an annoyed face. "That's it?!" he said.
"Um. . . as high as the middle school building!" mikan pointed to their building. They were, actually, already Middle Schoolers.
Natsume frowned and stood up. "That's IT?!"
"Well, as high as the moon! What do you want anyway, you pervert I asked you first anyway!!!"
She looked at Natsume in the eye. . .
"Why the heck should I tell you, polka?" Then he smirked.
Mikan, fuming, took hold of him. "You Pervert! You don't love me, do you?!"
Natsume looked at her, he saw that Mikan was starting to cry.
They both stood up. . .
"Okay polka, if that's what you want. . ." Then he took out a fake rose from his pocket.
"Where did that come from?!" Mikan shouted.
Ignoring her, Natsume said "I'll stop loving you when this rose withers."
"Aww Natsume-kun! That's so sweet!" Then when she was about to hug Natsume, an unbelievable thing happened.
Persona was skipping happily, and passed by the lovers.
He stopped to look at them, and touched the plastic rose.
Obviously, it withered. And then he skipped away. . .
Both Natsume and Mikan's jaw dropped.
Looking at Persona, then at the withered plastic-thing-a-ma-jig, he said "So much for that idea." And threw the said rose.
"So you'll stop loving me?!!!" Then again, Mikan was about to cry.
"I'll stop loving you when Permy cooks up something delicious!"
"Aww Natsume-kun! That's so sweet!" Then when she was about to hug Natsume, again, an unbelievable thing happened.
Permy was with Anna skipping happily, and passed by the lovers.
"Natsume-sama! Anna taught me how to cook!!!" Then she looked at him lovingly.
"Oh she did, did she?" He looked at the both of them, then set their hair on fire.
Obviously, they ran for their lives.
"So you'll stop loving me?!!!" Then again, Mikan was about to cry.
"What the hell's happening to this world?!" He shouted. "I'll stop loving you when I see a floating clam with hooves!"
"Aww Natsume-kun! That's so sweet!" Then when she was about to hug Natsume. . .
AGAIN, AN UNBELIEVABLE THING HAPPENED.
Yuu passed by, practicing his imagination. And that imagination was none other than a floating clam with hooves!!!
"DAMN IT!" Natsume had veins popping on his head. This time, Mikan cried.
"IT WAS A STUPID QUESTION ANYWAY! i'LL LOVE YOU FOR ETERNITY DARN IT!" Natsume screamed.
"Aww Natsume-kun!" Mikan hugged Natsume and was about to kiss him when. . .
"Get a room Baka's!!!"
As usual, the Ice Princess fired her famous Baka Gun at them.
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