A/N- Hey everyone! I'm yaoi-fma-fan, and this is my first fanfic! So please enjoy my story, read, and review. I will take any flame or any praise, so please, REVIEW

Disclaimer- I own nothing of FMA, Naruto, or Harry Potter

Warnings- This WILL eventually be yaoi, meaning GUY ON GUY ACTION BABY!!!! So if you don't like gay relationships, then WHY THE HELL DID YOU CLICK ON THIS STORY!!!! I will not accept flames from someone who hates yaoi but is reading my story. I'm telling you this now, that I have an outline for this story and all I have to do is type it up, so if I don't get any reviews, I will not post any more of it. When I get 5 reviews then I'll post the next chapter. Have fun and REVIEW

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Chapter 1

"Colonel Elric, I have a mission for you." A raven haired man with cobalt eyes told the younge blonde in front of him. "al will b e unable to acompany you due to the fact that his wife is expecting soon and Al doesn't want to leave her so soon."

Ahhh, yes Al is married, but can you guess who? someone from croud shouts "WINRY" me-pouts yes.

Edward Elric was at the good old age of 18, but he still looked about 15 or 16. He now had waist long hair, and he still had his automail, despite bringing back Al's body. (A/N- things you must know Ed did NOT go to the other side of the gate when he transmuted himself for Al's soul and body. Archer did NOT ambush Roy and destroy mustang's eye. DISREGARD ANYTHING THAT HAPPENED IN THE SIXTH HARRY POTTER BOOK, THIS IS AU alternate universe, SO THERE WILL BE SOME THINGS THAT ARE CORRESPONDING TO THE SERIES, BUT ALSO SOME THINGS THAT DO NOT)

"Mustang." Ed growled. "You're sending me off on another mission despited getting out of the INFIRMERY from my last one?" Ed cocked an eyebrow and waited for Roy Mustang's response.

"That's life Ed. Get one." The blonde chii glared at his superior officer. Roy already knew why Ed couldn't have much of a life the past 7 years. Roy ignored the questioning glare and continued rambling.

Roy Mustang was at an age of 31 (A/N-yes I changed the age remember this is AU) He had dark raven black hair that reached his shoulders and also had dark colbalt blue eyes. He was wearing his usal military attire with a smirk in place.

"Awwe, common Ed." Roy whined when he saw that the chibi ignored him. Roy gracefully stood up and quietly stalked behind Ed. Ed stared at the place that Roy was earlier, pretending to listen. (Ed was standing rather than sitting because Roy would always 'tease' him sexually if he sat.) Ed jolted back to reality when he felt firm arms wrapped around his torso and cold lips pressed against his neck.

"Gah-uh-Ro-MUSTANG!!" Ed protested. He still knew almost nothing about relationships. He shivered as the General's lips parted and allowed his teeth to nibble at the nape of Ed's neck. Ed unconciously relaxed somewhat.

Realizing his mistake, Ed blushed and slapped Roy's cheek.

"DAMN IT ROY I SAID STOP!" Mustang drew back wickedly, enjoying the sight of the flustered golden chibi in front of him. He lived to torture Ed. He stepped back a few steps just to slam Ed's body into the wall with his [Roy own body. He grinned wickidly and pressed closer.

"Don't you like this Ed?" He murmured. Ed blushed from the closeness and shoved Mustang off of him.

"No asshole. What's the mission." Ed HATED it when Roy sexually teased him. Roy knew it made him uncomfortable and enjoyed making Ed feel uncomfortable. That must be the reason he did it.

Roy cleared his throat, almost thinking he took it too far. Almost. "You and I will be going to a school to protect a certain boy that is threat of being killed. This will take the whole school year and I have no further information. We will be briefed when we meet the headmaster." Roy stared at Ed with an unusual look of seriousness on his face.

"Okay….when are we-" realization dominated Ed's face. "YOU will be coming TOO???!!!" Roy blinked twice before he answered.

"That was what I said Fullmetal. Now, we will leave in a couple of hours so you should gather a few things. You're dismissed." The General suddenly looked away from Ed, his hand covering his mouth.

Ed stared at him in shock then for two reason. A, he was going to spend a year with the biggest pervert around. B, Mustang was acting weird. And when did Ed ever see Roy put his hand over his mouth? Ed shrugged his shoulders and left to go to the military dorms. (which is were he lived, since Al lived with the Rockbells)

A few hours later, Ed arrived at Roy Mustang's office [again with a small suitcase of the few items he owned. He nocked the door open and gracefully strode in.

"Okay Mustang, I'm here, how are we going to get—what are you doing?" Roy's back was to Ed and he was drinking from a glass bottle with what it looked like red wine. Mustang quickly drew the back of his hand across his mouth, set the bottle down and turned to face Ed.

"Ed? Why're you—" Roy slapped his forhead. "Of course. Just let me…." Roy picked up his own suitcase and turned back to Ed, the suitcase and an old musty sock in his hand. "Hurry and take a hold of this." Ed gave him a questioning look but took ahold of it anyway.

The next thing Ed remembered was a tugging sensation at his navel then he was spinning around in the air. A few seconds later the two of them were falling to the ground about 50 feet in the air.

There was no time for thinking. Ed quickly spun his body to a position and landed lightly on his feet as Roy just, well, Roy just slammed hard into the ground on his feet, making his knees buckle and he fell to the ground.

"Mustang? Are you okay?" Ed sniggered.

"Nyeah." Roy groaned. "I dunno." He stumbled to his feet and swung his head in all directions. They were standing by a crystaline lake and a….wait is that a castle?

They nodded to eachother and walked towards the castle, assuming that whoever employed them lived there.

When the two of them reached the castle, Ed took a moment to take in a deep breath before moving forward and nocking on the door.

The door creaked open noisilly as a long haired scuffy man holding a cat answered them.

"Who are you and what do you want?" He asked.

Ed gave him a weird look and turned to Mustang.

"I believe we have an appointment with a Professor Albus Dumbledore." Roy said in his professional tone.

"Ahh, I see. You two are Roy Mustang and Edward Elric, the alchemists. Well then, don't just stand there. Follow me." The man turned and led them through winding staircases and corriedors until they arrived at a gargoyl.

"lemon drops." The man said and to the two alchemists' surprise, the gargoyl lept aside to reveal a winding staircase. The greasy man, whose name was Argus Filtch as Ed found out a few minutes earlier, quickly walked up the winding stairs and stopped at a door.

"Come in." a clear voice called out even before Filtch could nock.

The three men walked in to see a large office. There was an old man with a long silver beard and long silver hair with half moon spectacles that covered his twinkling blue eyes.

"You're dismissed Argus." The caretaker nodded and left the office to the headmaster and the two mysterious alchemists.

"Now, we have a matter to discuss." Albus said. "I am Albus Dumbledore the headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry." He took a long suspicious look at Ed and a short look at Roy before continuing.

"Your job is to protect a young wizard, Mr. Harry James Potter. Ther is a horrible dark wizard that people fear to even speak is name which is Lord Voldemort. He— " He was interrupted by some not-so-quiet sniggering from Ed. Dumbledore raised an eyebrow in questioning when Ed answered.

"This guy (insert snigger) Vold-ee-moore-t (insert laugh) is feared? How can he (insert another snigger) be so bad (insert laugh) with a stupid name like that?!" Dumbledore smiled softly. School this year was going to be quite interesting.

"I never thought of it that way. Now, as I was saying, Voldemort has a longstanding grudge with Harry because there was a point of time about fifteen years ago when Voldemort was almost at the peak of his power, and he tried to kill Harry after killing Harry's parents, but couldn't. Now Voldemort is back and wants revenge."

"And this is where we come in, right?" Ed added. The man, Dumbledore nodded in agreement.

"Yes, this is where you two come in." He turned to look straight at Roy. "Now you, Mr. Mustang, will be hired as a teacher teaching alchemy to those who wish, and will keep a close eye on Harry and his friends. And you—" He turned to Ed to address him. "Will be undercover as a fifth year student and will befriend Harry, earn his trust, and keep a closer eye on him than Roy over there."

The two alchemists nodded in understandment.

"Also, I will provide all of the money for your supplies, which that reminds me….Minerva, you can come in now."

A woman wearing green velvet robes walked into the room.

"Good evening Albus." She said as she walked in.

"Will you please take Mr. Mustang and Mr. Elric to Diagon Alley to get their things?" She nodded then asked.

"By which means are we to go? Floo or Portkey?" Albus looked thoughtful as he thought of the best method.

"Wait a minute, how did we get here?" Ed asked.

"Why by portkey of course." Minerva answered.

"Then can we go by this flew?" Ed grimaced as he remembered that horrible sensation of the portkey. It almost felt like- 'I will notthink about it right now' Ed thought to himself.

Dumbledore chuckled, nodding his head as he said, "Yes, I see that your first Portkey travell was quite pleasant was it not?"

"Hmph." Ed snorted. "Sure simply pleasant." His voice dripped with sarcasm. This time it was Roy and Minerva who chuckled humurously.

"Follow me." Minerva smiled, leading the two of them a few feet to the fireplace in Albus's office. She took out a handfull of pale green powder and motioned for the other to follow her example.

"Now all you have to do is throw this floo powder into the fire place and say 'Diagon Alley' very very clearly." They nodded and watched the woman throw her handful of powder in the fireplace. The red fire then blazed green and Ed's mouth gaped open when he watched McGonagall walk into the fire place after she said Diagon Alley.

Now Roy's mouth opened and closed when he saw that the woman had dissapeared.

A/N- Okay, so how was it?! I know it must have sucked, but oh well. So, just remember that I will post the next chapter ONLY AFTER I GET 5 REVIEWS!!!!!! SO REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW .

Next time on Bloodred Magic:

Our two favorite alchemists will be visiting Diagon Alley. I wonder how they will take to the world of Magic. Also, Ed and Roy will meet a certain pale blonde haired fiend, how will Ed take to insults? What wands will these mysterious strangers to magic get, all will be explained and read in Bloodred Magic Chapter 2. Which will be posted after I get at least 5 reviews!!!!!!!