Warning: Slash. RemusXSirius. Very bad, crude humour.
I do not own Harry Potter and never will (much to my disappointment)
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It was his own fault they were in this predicament.
If only he and James hadn't insisted on charming the mistletoe.
Then they wouldn't be in this predicament.
Sirius smiled sheepishly at Remus, trying in vain to move his feet. But he couldn't.
They were trapped.
The other boy stood there with a raised eyebrow and arms folded.
"I did warn you Padfoot! This is your fault." Remus growled, not happy about the predicament but not displeased with it either.
"It's not my fault Moony!" the other boy whinged, his voice high, his lips pouty and his forehead creased.
James stood watching them.
Laughing.
"You two can't move until you kiss, you know!" he was howling with laughter now.
The mistletoe was charmed. No spell could undo it. You had to kiss. It trapped you until you did.
"But Moony, you're a boy!"
"Your observational skills are very impressive Sirius." Remus said sarcastically, whilst Sirius frowned harder at the big words.
"I can't kiss a boy!" Sirius was whinging again.
"Your fault!" Remus muttered, barely audible.
"Not!" Sirius was now sulking like a spoilt toddler.
"Is!" Remus played along for the hell of it.
"Not!"
"Is!"
"Not" Sirius threw in a trembling lip.
"Okay you guys! Stop acting like kids, there is only one way out of this. You have to kiss!" James spoke slowly and held up a camera, pointing at it.
Both Moony and Padfoot showed him their middle fingers.
Sirius attempted to stamp his foot but only succeeded in bending his knees.
"KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS!" James had started chanting.
"I swear Prongsy old boy, when I get a hold of you. . . " Sirius said threateningly but James just howled with laughter and continued chanting.
"FINE!" Sirius yelled, holding up his hands. "James your giving me a headache!"
Remus' heart started racing as he looked up at Sirius and they made eye contact.
Sirius' head swooped down and he pecked Lupin on the lips.
He still couldn't get out.
James laughed even more at this.
"You know the rules. It has to last five minutes!" Prongs stood there, looking sincere.
Sirius rolled his eyes and looked down at Remus.
"Don't forget tongues you two!" James was on the floor laughing by now.
Sirius rolled his eyes once again.
He bent his head and their lips touched.
Remus felt a shiver of excitement run down his spine as he raised his hand to Sirius' neck, pulling him closer.
He didn't want this to end.
Sirius felt his stomach flutter when Moony touched his neck.
He never knew kissing guys felt like this.
It was good.
He dived deeper into the kiss.
"Umm. . . Guys . . . 5 minutes has passed . . . You can stop now." James spoke hesitantly before turning tail and fleeing.
Neither Remus or Sirius moved.
Neither of them wanted too.