A Twilight/Harry Potter cross over. AKA Twilly Potter! Oh, and this is Harry's first year... and Bella's 18 years old. So, kind of time warped. No New Moon or Eclipse, though it's about Eclipse time! (they're not engaged though)

Twilly Potter

Chapter One: Squibs, and Wizards, and Vampires, Oh My!

By iVampire

Bella PoV

I curled into Edward's chest, yawning. "Good morning, love." he said, smiling at me. I smiled back. His crooked grin was so dazzling, I stopped breathing. "Breath Bella!" he said, laughing.

"Human minute." I breathed. He groaned. I got up and walked to the bathroom. After taking a shower, I went out of the bathroom in my robe. "Turn around while I change Edward." I slipped into a yellow long-sleeve shirt, and a pair of black jeans.

I walked downstairs, Edward following, and grabbed a random cereal box, a bowl, milk, spoon and a brush. I brushed my hair quickly, and dug my spoon into the cereal. Then the door bell rang. "Should I hide?" he asked. I shrugged.

I swung open the door, and came face-to-face with a strange bearded man in a purple robe. I screamed.

(A/N I was GOING to end there, but it would be too short)

Edward growled, a deep menacing growl, to the bearded man. He was seated comfortable on our couch. "Hello, Isabella Swan. Well, who is this?" he asked.

"Bella Swan." I insisted. He nodded.

"Bella Swan, then. However, you still haven't answered my question. Who is this fine lad?" Edward frowned at the man. I merely smiled at him. Somehow, I knew he wasn't dangerous.

"This is Edward Cullen." I said quickly, so Edward couldn't. "He's my... well my boyfriend." Somehow, it felt odd saying that to him. Like this man was a parent or something.

"Ah," he said. "Well, allow me to introduce myself. I'm Albus Percival Welfrig Brian Dumbledore. But you may call me Dumbledore." I gaped at his extraordinary long name.

"Ok, Dumbledore," said Edward impatiently. "Why are you here?" Dumbledore nodded.

"Well, I'm here for Bella." Edward's growling increased. "I believe she's a squib. However, I'm sure she can do some simple spells. I'd like her to come to Hogwarts and be our Muggle Studies teacher."

"What the hell are you talking about?" yelled Edward. I frowned at Edward. He was usually calm.

"Oh, allow me to explain. I am the headmaster of Hogwarts, school of witchcraft and wizardry in England. A squib is a witch or wizard who cannot do magic-"

"But," I interrupted, "I'm not related to any wizards or witches. So why am I a squib?"

Dumbledore sighed. "Your grandmother was a witch, but she decided to live with muggles. Your mother was a squib. However, you may be able to do small spells. But you are to old to be a student. That's why you should be the muggle studies teacher, therefore I'll give you private lessons, and you can teach others about muggles."

Edward snorted. "Sure, Albus." he said. "Now, I'd like you to go."

"Respect your elders." said Dumbledore, smiling.

Edward began growling again. "I am over 109 years old, sir. I'd say you should respect me."

Dumbledore raised his eyebrows. "Is that so?" Edward's eyes seeped from dark topaz to black.

"Actually, yes. I'm a vampire." Dumbledore nodded. His calm acceptance seemed to annoy Edward more than anything.

"So, Bella, when can you come to England?" he asked. I gaped.

"Never." I said quickly. He shook his head.

"I'm afraid that you have to, my dear. The ministry of magic is angry that your family has been unattended for so long. If you don't come, they might come to kill you." Edward shook his head.

"I believe I can handle it I can handle guns and crazy vampires, why can't I handle across of crazy magic people?" Dumbledore shook his head.

"Bella, your boyfriend can't protect you from thousands of wizards even if he is a vampire." Dumbledore said gravely.

"How do we know you're a wizard?" Edward asked. Dumbledore sighed and waved a piece of wood I assumed was his wand. A glass of water and a jumbo bag of lemon drops appeared on the side table.

I plopped one in my mouth. I loved lemon drops. "Yum." I said, smiling. Dumbledore nodded.

"Well, now I have to go. Bella, I expect you'll be coming?" I shook my head violently.

Edward sighed. "Bella..." he whispered. "You have to go. I can't keep you safe if this really is as bad as it seems." A tear trickled down my cheek, and I pulled in for a hug. He kissed me deeply, and ran his fingers through my hair. I stopped breathing. "Bella..." he sighed. I nodded, s a stream of tears came pouring. I kissed him back, breathing as much as I could, until he pulled away.

"Goodbye Edward." I sobbed.

"Goodbye Bella." he said, and pulled me in for a hug. Before I pulled away, he whispered in my ear. "I'll find a way to get to you by the end of the month, I swear it." I nodded and stepped away with Dumbledore. He touched my shoulder, and with a sudden rush of exhileration, we were gone.