One Piece Fan Fiction

Title: Jacuzzi

Paring: Zoro X Sanji

Rating: M for Yaoi! Boy on Boy action. Don't like it? Don't read it!

Date Made: 6/20/06

Comment: Yay! The second one! Wow! Theses are really short looking chapters. Hope you guys review at the end!

Ch. 2 Of Out Bursts and Blushing

"Huh? Did anyone find that a little strange?"

Usopp said.

"Yeah. He has been acting wired lately."

Nami rubbed her chin in a questioning manner but then shrugged.

"Oh well maybe he'll get over it? A nice bath should cheer him right up!"

Then she led the group of happy morons into the Jacuzzi. They all found Sanji, who had booked them the day at the spa, waving to them at the front desk. Once again they all cheered in happiness and got ready to take there well earned bath. They all stripped down to nothing (of course not in front of each other) and wrapped a white towel around there bodies. They found out that there were two kinds of spas, one for women and one for men. So Usopp, Sanji, and Zoro said "good byes" and "good luck relaxing" and went off to their own baths. Nami waved after them with a satisfied looked on her face. She was going to enjoy this as much as she possibly could before they had to set sail on the ship again.

"This is great isn't it guys."

Usopp stretched and then patted his face, trying to get psyched for the bath. They just ignored him and kept walking in silence. Sanjis face was still a little flushed from his hot fantasies about Zoros body.

"Oi?"

Sanji was still thinking about it and he didn't answer right away.

"OI!!! YOU STUPID, SHITTY, BASTARD, COOK!!!"

Sanji snapped out of it.

"What do you want!? You Noisy, Sword, Swinging, Pansy!"

He put a mask on and glared at Zoro the best he could.

"Are you alright?"

Sanji blinked a little in confusion. Zoros voice was mingled with concern, like he actually gave a damn for his Nakama, the blond chef, Sanji.

"Nani?" Sanji spook out in a very confused tone.

"You look a little red in the face you getting sick or something?"

Zoro brought his hand up to test the tempter of the cook's forehead. Sanji was a little in shock from the contacted of skin on skin but he quickly slapped the hand away.

"Course I'm not you bastard! Don't touch me!"

His voice a little harsher then he intended it to be.

"Ohhh… I get it! You were have'n thoughts about Nami being naked in the Jacuzzi, right?"

Sanjis mouth dropped open. What a disturbing thing to say. Zoro would usually keep those kinds of comments to himself. Not bothering with the fact that there is an opposite sex. Sanji just blinked at the swordsmen before standing up right and coughing into his hand, clearing his throat.

"Dat's none of Your GOD DAMN FUCKING BUISNESS!!! YOU FUCK'N PREVERTED, ASSHOLE!!!"

If Sanjis face wasn't burning red before it sure was red now, not from a good fantasy but from anger. He got right in the swordsmen's face and yelled so load that even Luffy, who was probably in a restaurant somewhere eating, could hear him.

"WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME HOW I SHOULD THINK!!? BAKA MARIMO HEAD!!! WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!"

Zoro just looked at him wondering what dildo was up his ass, before steeping away and scratching the back of his head.

"Shit, well… Sorry…"

Sanji was yet again left with his mouth hanging open at the swordsmen. Had Zoro really just apologies for causing such a violent reaction from him? Unusual behavior on the swordsmen's part.

"You…you just apologized to me?"

Zoro just stared at him like he was stupid.

"Yeah...So what? Now Shut up and try to enjoy the spa. ERO COOK!" He walked past Sanji, ruffling his blond hair a bit in a playful manner and grinning evilly before walking ahead.

"Don't do that! YOU BAKA BASHIDO!"

Sanji glared at him. Zoro glared back. Then they noticed that Usopp had taken off with out them. It seems that he knew something was about to happen between the two other men and nothing good would come from him sticking around, so leaving was a good idea. Sanji was glad that the annoying sharpshooter was gone and they both headed off to a different men's spa. They had reached the bath houses and entered through an open glass door. Hot steam pored out throw holes in the walls, spraying there faces. Heat stared to engulf there bodies and they quickly made it to the jacuzzi were the water was even hotter.

"Shit it's hot!"

Sanji said,

"Yah no kidding I thought you said this was going to be relaxing, not painful?"

"It is relaxing! You asshole! (Bearing his teeth) It's just really hot at first. The heat goes deep in your muscles and takes all the ach away."

"More like causing more ach…"

The two just sat there, in the Jacuzzi, in silence. Water clinging to there bodies and sweat pouring down there faces with flushed cheeks and annoyance written on both there expression.

END…

Note: Sorry and Yay! One more chapter to go! Ha! Ha! This is fun… The next one is really hot so keep an eye out! Thanks for reading! Remember to review!