A lot of you have been asking me who's doing Matt Damon's role and where's Naruto. Well, here ya go.
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Chapter 8, Naruto
"And Shino makes 10." Shikamaru said as he and Ino lay together in bed. "10 should do it don't you think?" Ino responded with silence. "You think we need one more?" He asked. Still, Ino didn't reply. "You think we need one more?" Shikamaru sighed in annoyence. "All right we'll get one more."
An a train in downtown Konohana, there were several futal lords on there, next to one stood a young man with googles, blond hair, blue eyes, and strange marks on his face that looked almost like whiskers, who was aparently working on a crossword puzzel in the day's paper. Then, the train gave a small lurch and the young man accidently bumped into the lord.
"Sorry." The young man muttered to the lord, going back to his crossword.
"That's all right son." The lord said, giving him a kind smile. Across the train, Shikamaru looked at the young man, a small smile on his face. The lord may not have noticed it, but Shikamaru say the kid swipe the lords wallet, using the lurch of the train and the accident bump to lift it. When the train stopped and the kid got off, Shikamaru walked out right behind him. Shikamaru folled him for a few minutes then brushed past him and walked away.
As the kid walked away from the train station, he checked his pocket only to find the wallet he had just swiped to be gone.
"What the?" he said, digging deeper into his pocket and only pulling out what looked like a business card. Nice pull, Ramman Shack. The card said. Confused, the kid flipped it over and found a name engraved on it: Shikamaru Nara.
(Commercial Break)
Originally the town of Konohana was a peaceful one, no trouble at all, until all sorts of bandit hit it.
The Sound Trio destroys the Ino-Shika-Cho Salloone and the Sound Ninja 5 fires off shots in the street.
Before long, the citizens of the small town were in a place worse than hell
Choji is down on his hands and knees coughing up blood. Neji is leaning against a wall, holding onto a bleeding stomach as if trying to stop the blood from comming out.
The cry went out for a hero, and what they got...
Naruto stands in the middle of the street, a cocky grin on his face.
Was this guy.
Naruto gets punched by Sakura, slapped by Ino, and then throw out of a window.
And when an old face from the past returns and opens up long closed wonds
Saske Uchiha raises the brim of his hat with a finger, his face emotionless.
Then the town of Konohana will become a war zone
Naruto falls from the ceiling, smashing Kin in the face. Then he's shown crushing Zaku's hands, causing his arms to exploide.
From the author of Kim Possible Rangers and Shikamaru's Eleven
Naruto and Saskue stand in the street, their hands resting on their guns.
Comes a story of revenge
Naruto's eyes turn into blood red silts as he glares at Orouchimaru.
Lust
Naruto lays in bed, making love to Sakura and Ino
And Justice.
The clock chimes and Naruto and Sasuke draw their guns and fire.
Showdown in Konohana.
Rated M for graphic violence, sexuality, and mild languate.
Read it now.
(Comercial Ends)
The kid walked into the Raman Shake and walked towards Shikamaru.
"Naruto Uzumaki." Shikamaru said, lifting up the lord's wallet. "Can you tell me who's this is?"
"Who are you?" Naruto asked, sitting down.
"I'm a friend of Minato Namikaze." Shikamaru said, pulling out a plane ticket and slamming it onto the table. "You're either in or you're out, right now."
"What is this?" Naruto demanded, starting to get defensive.
"It's a plane ticket." Shikamaru said annoyed that he had to explaine something so obvious. "Or to be more specific, it's a job offer."
"You're pretty trusting pretty fast." Naruto said, eyes narrowed.
"Minato has got a lot of faith in you." Shikamaru responded. Naruto scoffed.
"Yeah, father's are like that." He muttered. Shikamaru raised an eyebrow. "Oh, he didn't tell you did he? No surprise, he dosen't want me tredding on his name."
"You do this job, he's gonna be tredding on your's." Shikamaru said.
"Oh really?" Naruto said, a grinn forming on his face.
"Of course, if you don't want to do it then we'll just find someone else, someone not as good, the job won't run so smoothly, and you can go back to feeling up fudile lords. Can I get the check please?" Shikamaru asked, turning to get a waitress's attention. When he turned back, he found Naruto looking at the plan ticket. Looking down, Shikamaru found that it had disappeared from under his hand. "That's the best lift I've seen you make yet."
"Las Vegas huh?" Naruto said with a grin.
"The world's playground." Shikamaru said, starting to grin as well. "Welcome abord."
So the crew has been assembled. And about the whole commercial break in the middle of that, I'm just trying to attract some more readers to another one of my stroies. And feel free to check it out, it's kind of a sci-fi western story like Trigun or Firefly.
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