AN: This is my defense of my new favorite character.

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN IT!

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I have a book for a weapon.

My hair is lilac.

Never underestimate me.

Once upon a time...

Trust me not.

Enter, ye fools, and abandon all hope.

Mock me at your own risk.

Only idiots rush in.

Intense study is an acquired taste.

Jokes are for those who do not understand Satire.

Unity among those who are incomplete...amusing.

Speak softly in my library.

Try and use what little brain you have.

Did I stutter?

One who knows nothing, can understand nothing.

Now is the winter of my discontent.

Take it like a man.

Life without a heart, is no life at all.

Ignorance is bloody.

Kingdom Hearts, it's an eyesore.

Evil is a matter of...perspective.

Yes, we need proof...of our existence.

Oblivion...what lies beyond?

Understanding requires patience.

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AN: Remember you can't give away the secret!