Description: Spending an entire summer with the Jonas Brothers: What could be better? Absolutely nothing… unless, of course, you have to keep your true identity secret. And having you're overprotective puma of a body guard there isn't exactly a plus.

Disclaimer: I'm writhing fanfiction. Do the math.

Quote of the day: "I like the cute romantic one" Billy Ray Cyrus (As Robby Ray Stewart)

"Come on guys tell me what we're doing

We're hangin' around when we could be all over the pla-a-a-ace"

Lola Luftnagle, (AKA: Lillian 'Lip-sync' Lilly Truscott) smiled as she watched her Best Friend perform live….With the JONAS BROTHERS!

"The sun is shinin' just the way we like it

Let's get out of this hallway

Show the world our fa-a-a-ace"

As much as Lola enjoyed being at the Jonas Brother's Concert, (Come on just look at them!) She wanted it to end, because she knew that Hannah's manager (and dad) was going to make an announcement…A Big Announcement.

"It's Friday but there's nowhere to go

Anywhere is cool but we're not going ho-ome

And we can do anything we wanna do

It's all up to me and you"

Fortunately, they were on the encore, so she didn't have to wait long.

"Turn this park into a club

the stars and lights and the moon is a vibe from above

These skateboards here's our ride so pull on up

Everyone is waiting for us"

…

…

"Anywhere we are

Anywhere we go

Everybody kno-ows

We got the party with us

Anywhere we are

Anywhere we go

Everybody kno-ows

Oh ohoh

We got the party, we got the party, we got the party, we got the party with us

Oh ohohohoh

We got the party with us!"

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…

Hannah smiled. She had just done three encores with the Jonas Brothers. Being in close proximity of them was good for her soul, (and her eyes…)

"Hey, Great show, Mil-Hannah!" Mike Stanley III said, almost blowing their cover…In front of the Jonas Brothers. Lola smacked him on the back of the head. "Oww!" Lola glared

"So, Daddy, What'd ya want to tell me?" Hannah Asked

"Well, I Got some big news…You know how I told ya that you be goin' on another tour this summer-"

"OH! Are We going to Europe again!!"

"No, Bud, It'll be in the U.S."

"Aww…"Hannah and Lola Sighed in unison…

"Don't You like us, Hannah?" Nick asked feigning hurt

"Jo-Bro-say-what?"

"AS, I was trying, to say. You're goin' on tour with the Jonas Brothers."

"Huh?"

"You're going on tour with us!" Joe said

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hannah and Lola screamed as they jumped up and down, smiling and acting like idiots.

"Okay…That totally, wasn't weird" Joe said

"Eh, you get used to it." Mike replied

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…

Miley was pissed.

There were several reasons:

#1: Lilly couldn't come on the tour because her great-great aunt Ethel, (someone she had never met,) was dying and she and her whole family had to wait by her bed, (which was in Kansas!) until she croaked! (A little bit insensitive, Miley knew, but still!)

#2: Oliver couldn't be there either! His family was going on this weird camping trip/family reunion…ALL SUMMER!

#3: She had to keep her Miley side from the Jonas Brothers. (Like that was going to work!) This meant occasionally sleeping in her, itchy, uncomfortable wig.

#4: Roxie was going on the tour. (It wasn't that she didn't like Roxie, it's just that she didn't want her getting all puma-y on the poor, cute, Jonas Brothers.)

At the rate things were going then, that summer was shaping up to be one of Miley's worst…

…Other than the fact that she was touring with the Jonas Brothers!

Briing-Briiing

Miley got up, grabbed her purse and searched fro her cell...But when she found it, it wasn't ringing…

Oh, she thought, it's my Hannah Phone. The teen pop sensation/normal girl hurried over to her hidden closet and found the celeb phone.

"Hello, Hannah Here"

"How alliterative. Hey, it's me Nick." Miley Blushed at the sound of his voice

"Oh, Hi!"

"I just wanted to call to see if your excited about the tour. I mean, I can't believe that it starts next week."

"Yeah, me neither…"

Miley then heard some voices in the background of the call.

"Nick, who are ya talkin' to?" Kevin asked

"Ooo, I bet he called Hannah!" Joe said

"Yeah. Nick and Hannah sitting in a tree…" Kevin started singing

"… K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" both of Nick's elder brothers sang in unison

Miley giggled, as the two other boys continued singing.

"First comes love-"Kevin crooned

"-Then Comes Marriage" Joe continued

"Then Comes Hannah with a Baby Carriage!"

"Guys, Shut-up-"

"That's not all, That's not all!"

"Hannah, I gotta go, and stop my brothers from being stupid-."

"There goes baby playing basket ball!"

"Bye, Hannah." Nick finished "Come on, Kevin, Joe! Stop it!"

"Bye, Nick…"

Click

Maybe it wouldn't be such a bad summer after all…

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…

"Guys-"

"That's not all; That's not all!"

"Stop it; you embarrassed my in front of Hannah!"

"But we're your brothers" Joe said, ruffling Nick's hair, "It's our job!"

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"My Life is SOOOO not fair!!" Lilly said dramatically as she adjusted her Lola wig, getting ready to bid Hannah/Miley goodbye.

"It's not that bad, Lilly" fixing her own hair piece.

"Compared to your life it is! I mean while I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere, you'll be on tour with three cute boys!"

"And Roxie, you forgot Roxie!"

"Roxie-Shmoxie. You're still gunna have a better summer than me!"

"Yeah, whatever…Hey, where's Oliver?" Miley asked adding the finishing touches to her outfit.

"Oh, I think he's putting on his Mike outfit…"

"It is not an 'outfit!'" Oliver/Mike said suddenly appearing behind them in the Hannah Closet, "It's a disguise; guys do not wear 'outfits'"

"Same-Diff!" Lilly defended

"Every guy I know would like to beg to differ."

"You know, begging is unbecoming" Lilly said

"Ha-Ha very funny." Oliver said sarcastically

"Guys, stop it!" Miley commanded, "You do remember that I'm leaving today, don't you?"

"Sorry, Miles…" Both said together

"Its okay, I'm just gunna miss you two…" Miley said as she hugged them both, "I can't imagine why, though"

"Hey!"

"Kidding, Kidding…" Miley said, smiling

"Oh, Yeah, your Dad, said its time to go, Miley"

"Alright, come on, guys, lets go"

They left the Closet and then Miley's room…

But Miley stayed behind, if only for just a moment, to say goodbye to her room, after all, she wouldn't be seeing it for an entire summer.

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End Quote: "Oh my god, your dad is having a bro-manse!"Emily Osment (As Lilly Truscott)

A/N: Aww, poor Nick, getting teased by his big brothers. :'( Sniff-Sniff Well, what do ya think? Yes, I know that everybody and their sister has written a fic about Hannah & the Jonas Brothers going on tour…but originality is so passé.