Hi people! Please Read aNd Review [RNR

And ideas are strongly welcomed please refrain from flames and constructive criticism.

There are many twists to the story please read on and I'll try and update asap.

Twists between humour and romance. Maybe very weird combination but gradually will become a better couple. NO GAYS OR LESBIANS IN THE STORY.

Rated T incase. If story progresses into something 'deep' then I will rate it M later(:

"Yoruichi-san! What are you doing with my milk!" Kisuke casts a suspecting look at Yoruichi who was currently sneaking milk from his refridgerator.

"I've told you so many times! You can take my milk but ASK PERMISSION!" Kisuke raised his voice slightly, irritated slightly by the fact that Yoruichi had a sneakish habit -probably from being a cat- of sneakingly taking milk from the fridge without Kisuke's permission.

"But the milk was so so tempting! And I need milk..." Yoruichi gave a sad pitiful look at Kisuke, hopefully thinking that Kisuke will fall for it and let her go.

Kisuke knew Yoruichi was trying to get her way with the milk. He just sighed and gave her the all clear signal to get the milk. Yoruichi danced in victory and snatched the milk and zoomed off without a trace into one of the rooms. Kisuke sighed even more and dragged himself to the fridge. He took out his tool kit and installed a device on the fridge. Now Yoruichi would have to beg him to give her milk. Kisuke smuggled and put back his tool kit when he saw someone's clothes on the floor.

He studied it carefully and realised 'It's HER clothes!' He scoffed in disgust and screamed for her name.

"YORUICHI-SAN! COME HERE!" Kisuke swore he heard a gasp. Probably because she was shocked he shouted.

Yoruichi used flash step and quickly went to Kisuke, wondering what was wrong. She was in too much of a rush and tripped over the cushion on the floor. She fell and the world seemed to spin around her when surprisingly as she thought she was gonne hit the ground, a pair of hands caught her on her arms and after a few seconds or so slowly levered her to the ground. She looked up at her 'savior' and saw an angry and fuming Kisuke staring at her.

"What in heavens name were you trying to do! Stumbling and tripping and I have to catch you. Infact if you weren't my friend I would have let you go and made sure you had a huge bruise on that pretty face of yours!" spat Kisuke. He emphasised so much on pretty.

Yoruichi just blushed in embarassment but turned even redder when she saw her undergarments next to Kisuke. She had forgotten to put them in the laundry basket and threw them all over the place!

"Yoruichi, you better be lucky you're my best friend. You get privileges to steal milk from me and huddle in my bed. But I WILL NOT tolerate you messing up my house!" Kisuke simmered but still wore that angry expression.

Yoruichi heaved a sigh of relief that he hadn't exploded or else she would sure have to run away from him. Yoruichi muttered a soft sorry.

"What? I couldn't hear that. Say it LOUDER" Kisuke smirked. He was being sarcastic.

"Look sor-" Yoruichi again tripped over the milk bottle cap and fell, this time she seemed doom to fall headfirst on Kisuke.

Kisuke was surprised and hadn't expected her to be so clumsy. He had not reacted so fast and was not in time to catch her. His hands fumbling all over the air in an attempt to catch her. Too late she fell face on with him. With tremendous effort she managed to slip a little so she wouldn't fall chest over with him.

Lips met by accident and with Kisuke's fumbling hands he only managed to catch her from the waist. Yoruichi, eyes wide and surprised that fate had made her so 'unlucky' to fall face on with her best friend. Kisuke shared the same reaction but somehow couldn't get her off. Their position seemed too right for the moment. His damned hormones nudged him and with a male's instinct he closed his eyes and embraced her, though not intentionally. He cursed mentally at his hormones.

Yoruichi also reacted the same but barely five seconds of the 'kiss' she nudged him off gently and said,

"Erm... Sorry?" Both of them burst out laughing out loud but stopped as Yoruichi realised Kisuke was holding her waist.

She brushed his hands off her gently and blushed in excitement. Kisuke was half-stunned. He was frozen and his position of holding Yoruichi at her waist was still intact and he looked a little 'dumb' as if he was holding a foreign invisible object. Thoughts ran through his mind and he shook his head to get out of dreamland. He put his hands down and sighed, as if he was disappointed.

Well sometimes accidents do happen, he reminded himself. He looked up at Yoruichi who was clearing her clothes and also the numerous empty bottles of milk there was on the floor. She silently left the room but just as she closed the door she smiled. Kisuke caught the smile but before he could analyze her thoughts , too late she shut the door.

Kisuke wondered out loud "Darn it could have lasted longer..." All of a sudden he realised what he was thinking and he gave himself a small slap for thinking such things. Not that he minded but she was his best friend. If this things or 'accidents' happened again their relationship might be doomed to something more than just friends. But also not that he was inexperienced. But the fact that he had little people to rely on if anything happened. Plus Yoruichi was his best-mate since young. They went through everything together nothing stopped them.

Kisuke just sighed really heavily and got up to go to bed. He was really tired and his eyes were half drooping, he was thinking too much. Before he entered the room, he remembered 'shit we share the same bed!'

He just wondered what would happen. His darn hormones nudged him again. This time he thought 'maybe I AM in love with her'.

He removed his clothing, only to leave his boxers. He clambered onto the bed and pulled the blanket over his cold body. He turned and saw Yoruichi, surprisingly facing him. Although she was sound asleep there seemed to be a certain trace of grin all over her face. He raised an eyebrow and suspected something 'fishy' was going on.

Even worse his hand suddenly reacted and put his arm over her waist, his hands resting on her back. Well he was tired so he didn't bother and just slept and entered dreamland...

HOW WAS IT:D

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