Shibara1310 enters the special room for authors and special guests only, reading in her book, which she is overly obsessed about. Chewing her nails, Shibara sat in the chair centered in the middle of the dark room with the spotlight shining upon her. Suddenly, she shook out from her reverie…

Shibara closed her book: Oh hello! Today we are doing something different! We are going to do a series of commentary with our favorite Final Fantasy characters! Introducing…

Shibara fumbled through the script, checking off the names as she read them out.

Shibara: Cloud, Zack, Sephiroth, Aeris, Kadaj, Vincent, Reno, Yuffie, and last but not least, Genesis! Of course, people who never seen or heard of Crisis Core would not know Genesis…Let's just say that he's best friends with Sephiroth! Easy as that! And we might hear from forgiven4ever! Now, this series will have nothing to do with the game or the movie! Okay…maybe a little…but yes, anyways, the Disclaimer!

Disclaimer: I do not own Picachu, Final Fantasy 7, the spin offs, or any of the characters involved. Now, let the randomness begin!

Shibara: POPTARTS!

Zack: Excuse me?

Shibara: I dunno, what?

Cloud:…you said 'poptarts' out of the blue…

Shibara: I know!

Cloud:…why?

Shibara: I dunno…hey, you're hair is gravity defying-ly!

Cloud:…

Shibara:…okay, well, the reason I said that was because I just found out something!

Zack: What?

Shibara: I can't find my Picachu!

Zack tries to hide suspicious look while Cloud scratches his head. Unfortunately, for the two best friends, Shibara noticed.

Shibara, enraged: WHERE DID YOU PUT MY PICACHU?!?!?!

Zack crosses his arms: I have no clue what you're talking about.

Shibara: Oh, come on, it wasn't my fault the thing chased you around awhile back! You insulted him!

Zack: I swear, that thing is rabid…hey Cloud, you know where Aeris is?

Cloud:….Last time I heard, she was dead. Why don't you keep up with your girlfriends instead of relying on your 'best buddy' to keep up? I mean, ….blabber blabber….

Zack:…did I say something?

Shibara: Nope. It's just that Cloud is jealous!

Cloud: I am NOT!

Shibara: Are too!

Cloud: NOT!

Shibara: TOO TOO TOO times infinity! There! Beat that! Nyah!

Cloud:……

Zack: Eh, whatever, I can date Cissnei if I can't find Aeris…

Aeris: How dare you?...:SLAP:

Shibara: Ouch, that must've hurt…okay, this is really boring…I KNOW!

Aeris:…what?

Shibara: We can answer fan mail!

Zack:…do you even have fan mail?

Shibara:…oh wait…no, I don't…dammit!

Genesis enters room: Did you just swear?

Shibara blushes: Oh what? No! I, um, sneezed…

Aeris: Bless you.

Shibara double takes: Okay, let's discuss school! I will go over my problems in school and you guys can help me out!

Genesis: Sure…whatever…

Shibara: EEECCCHHH!!!!! LABYBUGS!!!!!

Cloud:…..excuse me?

Shibara: There were ladybugs on the top of my head.

All: ……O.o….

Shibara: Hey! Don't look at me like that! So anyways, there's this girl at my school who is a total bitch and she's flirting with my ex boyfriend and I don't know what to do……and she's sleeping around with other guys and skipping classes and not getting in trouble and my ex boyfriend pretends he hates her, but in reality he's dating her, and I just don't know what to do!

All:….

Aeris: You should talk to her about it! And take back your ex boyfriend!

Zack: What? I never did anything like that!

Aeris: Oh yeah! What about you and Cloud? Why is he so jealous when you start talking about me? It's pretty obvious!

Shibara slaps Aeris. Everybody stares.

Shibara: We will not talk about Yaoi pairings in my stuff, understand?

Aeris: Whimpers…

Shibara: Good. Anybody else?

Cloud: The reason I'm so jealous is because I love you!

Shibara: Huh, me, Cloud?...:Looks hopeful:

Cloud: No! I love Aeris!

Aeris blushes. Zack looks pissed: Oh yeah? You better take that back!!!

Shibara stops fight: Guys! Settle down! We're trying to talk over my problems.

Zack: Okay…well, I think you should forgive your ex boyfriend and beat the hell outta that #$#!

Shibara: How dare you swear?

Zack: You do it all the time…

Shibara: Shut up…Anyways, Cloud?

Cloud stares at Aeris: ……..

Shibara: Okay, he's obviously not answering…how about…Reno?

Enter Reno…fangirls go SQUEE!!!

Reno: Yo, I think you should, like, ignore her, yo, like you know what I mean, yo?

Shibara: I totally get it, yo, man…Yuffie?

Yuffie: MATERIA! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

Shibara:….yeah….Okay, Vincent?

Vincent: Whatever….walks out of the room…Yuffie follows…

Aeris: I didn't notice him there?

Shibara: Of course not, he's like a vampire.

Aeris slaps Shibara.

Shibara: What? That wasn't a bad remark…Sephiroth?

Sephiroth walks in, Aeris clutches onto Zack's arm: EEEK!

Sephiroth ignores the Cetra: I say you kill her!

Shibara: How awful…hmm…but coolness! That's added on my list!

Genesis: I agree with Sephiroth.

Shibara drools. Genesis looks worried. Shibara snaps out of it: Um, well, anyways, let's discuss my life.

Reno: Is it really all about you, yo?

Shibara: YES! It's my story, you imbecile, drunken son of a bitch!

Zack: Wow, she's mad…

Shibara: I am not! I'm just PMS-ing.

All of the guys look uncomfortable. Shibara shrugs: Anyways, what time is it?

Cloud: I think it's around 2 in the morning.

Shibara: Oh…

Cloud: So…why aren't you asleep?

Shibara: It isn't my fault! I had too much Mountain Dew today!

Aeris: Where did you get Mountain Dew? Your parents don't buy soft drinks.

Shibara: Genius, I went to school today! They have a drink machine!

Aeris: Oh…

Shibara: Yeah…I'm bringing sexy back…yeah! Those mother------ don't know how to act! Yeah!

All: O.o;;

Aeris slaps her: PERVERT!

Shibara: Owwie…

Yuffie: Where's Yazoo?

Shibara: He ain't in here.

Yuffie pouts: Why not? –sniff-

Shibara: Because! I don't like him! Besides, he looks like a tranny…

Sephiroth: Grr…he looks kinda like me…

Shibara: I know.

-recieves evil glare-

Shibara: Um……well, that's it for today! Sorry it was EXCRUITATINGLY boring! I will try better next time! It's just that I am not in a random mood…but, if I have reviews, we can talk about them in my next episode! Sorry, Kadaj wasn't here…he was busy…

Zack: Doing what?

Shibara: Taking a shower…or at least, I think so….

Zack: Oh…You let him use your bathroom?

Shibara thinks for awhile: Yes, something wrong with that?

Zack: Um, ain't there, um, personal stuff in your bathroom?

Shibara: Oh…I didn't think of that…

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Next Chapter:

Shibara finds her Picachu and in the same day she loses her Special K cereal.