Demolisher: About time we got some action, I was getting dusty.

Cyclonus: And a new story, too!

Obsidian: (Dramatic entrance, along with Shadow) Hey, guys!

Demolisher: Who's he, Boss?

Shadow: Name's Shadow the Hedgehog, the Ultimate Lifeform.

Cyclonus: Well, someone thinks rather high of themself

Shadow: That's it! Chaos...

Obsidian: HIT THE DIRT!!!!!!! (does so)

Shadow: BLAST!!!!!!! (Obliterates Cyclonus)

Obsidian: (Revives Cyclonus) Okay, Shadow, here's a few rules: 1. Nobody can kill these guys without my consent, except me, of course; 2. You have my consent to kill them if they misbehave ; and 3. Try not to make too much of a mess when you do.

Demolisher: ulp... Well, Not My Real Mame does not own Transformers or Sonic.

Sonic Heroes, Roll Out!

Chapter 1: New Arrivals

(Outside a volcano on Angel Island)

"Alright, Eggman," Sonic yelled. "You have your Emerald, now let Amy go!" Dr. Eggman, seated in the cockpit of his Egg Scorpion, merely laughed. "You think I would release her so easily, don't you, Sonic?" The Doctor then continued laughing.

"Shadow, do something!" Sonic said, turning towards his good friend (for lack of a better term). "Finally, I get to have some fun!" the black hedgehog said excitedly. "Chaos Spear!" His attack cut the robotic arm holding Amy Rose as if it were a pipe cleaner; however, it did not stop there. The Chaos Spear rammed into the mountain causing a landslide, which revealed the rear portion of a huge, gold spaceship.

(Inside the ship)

Teletran I flared to life. "Explore! Explore!" It then released a probe. The probe went straight for the nearest city (Station Square), and scanned items of varying types. Among these: an F-15, a Walter p38 pistol, a tape recorder, a flat-nosed 18-wheeler (AN: This story takes place in 2007), an old-style Volkswagen Beetle, an 80's van, the ambulance version of said van, another 80's van, an 80's sports car, and a Jeep.

Upon the probe's return, Teletran I said "Repair! Repair!" Then a beam of light from the computer struck a black and purple robot, sprawled out on the floor, which immediately started to transform into a black and purple F-15. The robot then transformed back, went over to a silver and black robot with a huge cannon on its right arm, and placed it in the path of the beam. It shrank while transforming into a pistol, complete with stock scope, and silencer, big enough for any of the other robots to use. "Lord Megatron, we are alive again!" the black robot said. Megatron transformed back to Robot Mode and said, "Come, Skywarp, we must revive the other Decepticons." They each picked up one robot after another, placing them into the beam.

The robots were brought back to life in the following order: a white and red robot and a blue and yellow robot, otherwise identical to Skywarp (F-15s, Starscream and Thundercracker, respectively) and a blue and silver robot (tape recorder, Soundwave).

(Outside the ship)

"What is that thing, Sonic?" Amy asked. "A spaceship. A big spaceship." "I believe we are all aware of the obvious, Sonic" Shadow said. "What I would like to know," Eggman started. "Is how it got into that volcano, and, more importantly, what's inside." "Well," Knuckles said, having just arrived. "I think we're about to find out" As the red echidna said all this, the hatch on the bottom of the ship opened, and five large, humanoid robots walked out. They were each about 20 feet tall, and had purple symbols, kinda looking like faces, on various parts of their bodies

"Who… what are you?" Sonic asked the robot in front. The robot laughed. "I was about to ask you the same thing, rodent," he said, in a raspy, evil-sounding voice. "I am Megatron, leader of the Decepticons! We live to conquer and destroy!" "Observe" The white and red Decepticon said, in a high-pitched voice, as he fired the laser attached to his left arm at the Egg Scorpion, which promptly blew up. Eggman managed to eject just in time, though. "Starscream, you showoff!" Megatron threatened. "I live for destruction and conquest to, Megatron!" Eggman said. "In addition, I know this planet like the back of my hand. We should work together." The blue and silver robot approached Megatron. "Megatron," he said, in a highly computerized voice. "Our mission will likely fail without knowledge of the planet." "Right you are, Soundwave," Megatron replied. "I accept your offer- uh, what do you call yourself?" "Ivo Robotnik," Eggman said. "But I am more often referred to as Dr. Eggman."

Eggman and the Decepticons then flew off, but not before Megatron took a quick shot at the ship with the huge cannon on his arm. He hit the ship head on.

(Back inside the ship)

The shock from the blast from Megatron knocked the robot, who had a red chest and arms, with smokestacks on his shoulders, white hips, blue hands, white thighs, blue legs and feet, and a truck's grill in the place of his abs, slumped over in the captain's chair into the repair beam. Teletran I said "Repair! Repair!" The robot was immediately reformatted into a red flat-faced semi with blue on the back (the part where the trailer connects, if you know what it's called, please tell me), and a grey trailer with blue and white stripes down the sides, with a red face-like symbol about two feet from the front of the trailer. He transformed back into Robot Mode, said "Thanks" to Teletran I, and revived his comrades. Their alt forms: A yellow Beetle (Bumblebee), a red Beetle (Cliffjumper), a Jeep (Hound), a white, blue, green van (Wheeljack), a red van (Ironhide), a white van fitted as an ambulance (Ratchet), and a white sports car with green racing stripes (Jazz). (Correct me if I got any of the Autobots' alt modes wrong.)

(Back outside)

As more robots exited the ship, Sonic looked and said "Hey, guys look, more Decepticons!" "Decepticons, where?" a smaller, yellow robot said. "We're lookin' at 'em!" Sonic replied. "You must be confused, friend," the large, red and blue robot said. "We are not Decepticons. We do not destroy for the sheer enjoyment of it. My name is Optimus Prime. I am leader of the Autobots, and stand for peace, not war. These are my most trusted allies: Bumblebee," Optimus gestures to the smaller, yellow Autobot, "Jazz," the white and green Autobot with a visor, "Ironhide," a red Autobot with what looks like the front of a van on his chest, "Wheeljack," a white Autobot with green and blue stripes, "Hound," a green robot with the front of a Jeep on his chest, "Ratchet," a white version of Ironhide with ambulance symbols and sirens, "and Cliffjumper," a red version of Bumblebee. "Who are you?" Optimus said after finishing.

"The name's Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog!"

"My name's Amy Rose."

"Shadow the Hedgehog at your service."

"I'm Knuckles the Echidna"

"Now that we're done with intros," Sonic said, impatiently. "Let's get to our headquarters." "One problem," Shadow said. "The Autobots aren't exactly the most inconspicuous of people." "Not gonna be a problem" Jazz said, as the Autobots transform into assorted vehicles. "Well," Sonic said. "It's not exactly invisible anymore, but it's better than a bunch of robots walking around"

Obsidian: Well, I give it a (Very bad lightning) perfect 10

Shadow: Me too.

Cyclonus: Same here.

Demolisher: Ditto.

Shadow: Next time: Battle, perhaps someone will be eliminated.

Obsidian: In Chapter 2? ARE YOU CRAZY!?

Shadow: Okay, maybe not yet. Please review.