K so this is an AU fic. Which is loosly based off my experiences in middle and high school. And yes its yaoi-ish so don't hate me if you get offended by the smexiest thing since smex
anyways: what kind of retard would think that I own Naruto? Other than the fact that I sleep with him every other day, or have kinky sex with him involving lether (don't ask for pictures).
In other words: DON'T SUE ME (the end)
It was the first day of eighth grade at Gardensville Academy and Sasuke Uchiha was dazed. He was sad because of all the things that had happened to him over the summer but was excited for the new start of the upcoming year.
Last year was probably the worst year for him. And yeah, it was pretty frickin lame.
You see Sasuke discovered his sexuality by accident the year right after he transferred from Christian Academy to Gardensville. He left mostly because he was tired of hearing his mom talk about his future and how important it was and blah blah blah.
Not that he didn't care.
In fact, he cared so much it almost made him sick. It was scary. He decided though, no longer wanting be stuck in the "heaven hole" guarded Christianity anymore, because being the good child he was he wanted to spread the word of God.
So much for that stupid plan. Thinking to himself. Remembering all the things he had left to help his future.
Especially Jason.
Jason Sherwood was Sasuke's best friend. He lived kinda far away from Sasuke though, in a different suburb on the northern side of town while the Uchihas lived in the western suburb town known as Gardensville.
Well they were friends until they both turned 13 after that they were pretty much lovers.
I suppose he really did have to go didn't he. . .
BAM!
Sasuke noticed the lady bugs hanging out on the ceiling and was watching them for maybe a second before he realized he had caught a pretty bad nosebleed; considering that the wall was made of solid brick didn't really help at all.
OW DAMMIT!!! He closed his eyes rubbing them with one hand and trying to smother his bleeding nose with another. When he opened his eyes he realized his (new) best friend Naruto was smirking down at him.
"Dude, you should get an airbag implant."
"Why? Cuz I'd be hotter than Pamela Anderson? Oh and by hotter I mean you'd start checking me out?" Sasuke's eyes were wondering around the square of his vision whilst saying this. I kinda wish he was wearing a dress . . .
"No, because I could throw you off a building and you'd just bounce, not that it wouldn't happen anyways fatty." Naruto stuck his tounge out at him. This was followed with a short lived silence during which Sasuke's eyes wondered even more. But then realizing how quiet it had suddenly gotten he immediately said the first thing that came into his mind.
"Y'know its a good thing you aren't wearing a dress."
Naruto first gave him a weird look and then responded.
"If I was I'm sure you wouldn't have to run into a wall to get a nosebleed." From smirking lips blue eyes shining with amusement
"OH CRAP ITS STILL BLEEDING ISN'T IT??"
Naruto nodded with his smile never leaving his face and then held out a hand which Sasuke took gratefully as Naruto helped him up. Then Sasuke began to walk.
"MORON. The office is this way. I mean jeez, you've only been at this school for three years." Naruto steered him in the right direction and then practically dragged him over then leaving sparse dots of blood on the carpeted floor.
lol ok ok ok I know its short
oh and naruto represents a friend I have in reality (who is also blond w/ blue eyes) and sasuke is me! Yay me! b/c i'm more like naruto in personality but I think i'm not blond and blue eyed so . . yeah
Next one will be longer I promise.
Or if you prefer I could do updated faster shorter chaps rather than updated slower longer chaps.
btw happy thanksgiving to all of you :)