Atopos - Yup, finally getting around to doing something productive. I dedicate this to my dad whose brillant comic books gave me this idea. I own nothing. Please just read, review, and try to understand this with a sense of humour.

Dinner

Hiei had the sneaky suspicion that one of Kurama's many talents was now getting sloppy. He held up some evidence that he took the other night for Yusuke to see.

"It can't be that bad," Yusuke told him after a moment.

The fire demon raised an eyebrow. "You have no idea. I gave it a try, at least. I could barely put it in my mouth without gagging. It was just too soft, and I know it's not supposed to be that way."

Yusuke shrugged. "You can't really blame him. He's been doing it for years. Maybe he's bored or his human body is finally catching up with him."

"I think he's getting lazy," Hiei suggested coldly. "I think a human divorce is in order for this."

"Now that's stupid," Yusuke chuckled. He looked down at the plate in Hiei's hands. "I mean, sure, it looks like a horrible dinner, but it's still not grounds for divorce."

- Atopos