Felines

Disclaimer: I do not own, nor ever will, Fullmetal Alchemist or the characters within.

First Whisker: "Ears and a Tail, Mustang."

Ed sighed, rolling over on the bed towards Roy. The older man ran an idle hand down his side and Ed arched against him.

"They all do it," Ed groused lightly.

"Hmm." Roy replied.

"I don't think it's very fair." Ed continued as Roy patted his shoulder absently.

"Uh huh."

"You're not really listening are you?" Ed looked at him and saw Roy was completely lost in his book. Ed's eyes narrowed and he frowned slightly. Ever since he had woken up with flickering ears and a twitching tail, he had been feeling disgruntled. Why did everyone have to do that to him? As soon as he got them gone, someone else wrote them back onto him.

"Until you get ears and a tail too, no more sex." Ed said flatly.

He didn't think he'd seen Roy move so fast in all his life as he dropped his book and turned to stare at the blond.

"What?" The dark eyes blinked in disbelief.

"Ears and a tail, Mustang."

"How am I going to get them?"

"I don't know, bastard. Get someone to write them on for you, until then I'll take the spare room."

"I like your ears and tail, Ed." Roy said in a coaxing voice and Ed wavered slightly, his ears twitching, as he began to get off the bed. "You know I really do like them." Roy dropped his voice lower.

Ed paused and then gave himself a shake. He turned with a smug expression on his face.

"I know." He smirked as he padded to the door. "Better hurry it up then, hey bastard?" He said, and left the room leaving a dismayed Roy Mustang staring after him.

Author's Note: Yes, it is random and short and nothing but absolute fluff and only a few chapters long.

I did this for a friend of mine, and because there seem to be a few Cat Ed's around at the moment… miaow Spirix.

silken :)