.Hack//GU party time!

This is just an idea I got some time (while reading a drabble fic-let) about making random parties from people on haseo's member address list and just from the games

As a warning, expect the azure knights to show up a lot. Cause' its fun to write a comedy about guys who can't speak.

-Begin-

Party – Natsume, Azure Kite, Endrance (with an appearance by Piros)

Natsume was bored, after her usual psychopathic rampage over some edge related item, of which she had no idea occurred. She wanted to form a party. And since Haseo had given out his entire member list address to everyone in his party Natsume felt now would be a good time to take advantage of having the member list of a three time emperor.

So she pulled out haseo's member list going over the names. "Let's see, atoli. No, Kuhn, no. Pi." A moment's pause, "No." She went down the list until she came upon a former arena emperor. Alkaid, "Alkaid, hmm. Oh my god Endrance, he is so much better I am inviting him now!" With an invite sent Natsume returned to her list wondering about the third member. "I would invite Piros but he's busy." Then she came to the bottom of the list, "OHMYGOD KITE! I need to invite him!" Without a moments pause she sent a message to Azure kite, who's typical reply was "…" nothing unusual there.

Endrance had been around when Natsume said kite, "Kite?" Endrance asked.

"Yeah, you know him?"

"Well…"

"Whatever I understand, he is a famous .hacker and all."

"Yeah." Endrance let that part of the conversation drop. It went a tad too deep into his personal life. And his awkward obsession with Haseo. Which was not really something he would care about most people knowing about but her, well…

Then azure kite showed up at the warp gate in breg epona. Drawing any number of stares during his arrival. Plenty of whispers went around. Then kite silenced them with his dictionary full of vocabulary, "Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

That was a full essays worth of information and insight. Everyone then chose to just treat him as another player after hearing his very intelligent speech.

"What did he just say?" Endrance asked no-one in particular.

"You couldn't hear it?" Natsume asked Endrance.

"Well um… no"

"Oh, are you an American trying to learn Japanese?"

"What?"

"I mean wasn't his conversation clear enough? Or was there some sort of malfunction in you're headset? I guess it would be the latter since you've been were the arena emperor for so long and you seemed to have a mastery of Japanese whenever you spoke."

"We'll go with that." Endrance said letting yet another awkward conversation drop.

Kite walked over to the group. For a moment he eyed Endrance. Then his character waved with a very zombie like wave. Then he saw Natsume. If his face could show expression it would have been one fraught with extreme horror.

"OHMYGODKITEIT'SBEENSOLONGWHEREHAVEYOUBEENWHYDON'TYOUPLAYTHEWORLDR:2ANDWHYDON'TYOUCALLMEANYMORE?" Natsume leapt up and hugged Kite with the most force the game could allow.

Endrance listened to kite, who was going on in his traditional, "EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Endrance thought that maybe he should help him. But then again perhaps Kite was saying, (In a British accent) "Why hello there good chap. I am pleased to see you too after all this time as well." And besides Kite had taken away Mia from him in R:1. So if this guy was in any way related to the old kite he could suffer a bit.

But after three hours of hugging and kite actually dying in a root town from the virtual damage inflicted, seven times, Endrance really felt no-one should have to suffer that much, that and he had gotten his mia back. So Endrance decided to let the subject of Natsume hugging kite to death drop and said, "Why don't we go into a field?"

Kite responded with a (take a guess), "Ehhhhhh."

Natsume bounded up out of nowhere and leaped over to the chaos gate. "Okay, I'll choose the area."

Kite asked Endrance a question in the moment before they left, "Ehhhhhh?" (Why did you let her pick the area?)

To which Endrance replied, "What, I couldn't quite comprehend what you said?" Then the trio warped out of the area.

-Area word, sigma hidden forbidden edge-

It was a level 150 area. Which sucked because everyone in the party was only level 140, save Natsume who was level 145. And they lacked some sort of healer to help their party out.

"We're screwed aren't we?" Endrance asked kite, then he though better of it, "Don't respond. I wouldn't understand you anyway."

"Well I have to take you to show you this awesome lost ground kite." Natsume said grabbing Azure kite's hand and Azure kite grabbing Endrance's hand. "It's where I got my weapon, SPIRAL EDGE! MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!" Natsume laughed an evil high pitched girly evil laugh as she ran along.

For a lost ground, which it was, there were a lot of monsters. The odd thing was that it was a lost ground shaped like a tri-edge sign. Also it was spaced between mountain peaks, so that around every corner there tended to be a lot of monsters. Around this corner, that corner. There were just so many of them. Well finally after circumnavigating the entire thing they had all the symbols. A warp panel appeared in front of them. Also there was a grunty, death grunty.

"I'm death grunty you're…" Death grunty looked at the three of them, "A zombie, some creepy girl that's too happy and someone who's obsessed with Haseo." He ended his sentence with a big, "OINK!"

Kite glared at the little pig in front of him. His right arm glowed he pointed it a death grunty and fired off a data drain. Death grunty jumped around that attack and kicked Azure kite in the face, with a cry of, "BOOT TO THE HEAD! OINK!", as he did so.

Kite lay on the ground; with his HP already low due to all the monster battles he had been Ko'd. But he had been Ko'd by death grunty, who is awesome.

Endrance and Natsume looked at azure kite for a moment, then at each other, then at death grunty. Natsume cast a revival spell she had learned via scroll on Azure kite. Endrance used some healing potions on him. Azure kite still lay still on the ground. "Guess death grunty is too much for you?" Endrance asked azure kite.

"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."(Shut up) He said lying on the ground motionless.

"Really why is it that you don't talk?" Endrance asked no-one in particular.

Death grunty looked at them for a moment, "Well head this way in order to get you're super rare, super awesome, super secret super item! OINK!" He motioned to the pink warp gate. Which Natsume went through immediately dragging the other with her.

"Well here is the super special awesome temple with a rare edge weapon spiral ed-WHA!" Natsume shouted when she found that it was not tri-edge in there, Piros was there grabbing a lance. "Piros what are you doing here?"

Piros turned around and started, "Oh hi Natsume, I-! What are you doing with that hacker!?!?!?!?"

"What hacker?" Natsume asked, "Endrance?" She said looking oddly at the former arena emperor.

"No." Piros said, "I mean that odd enigmatic figure surrounded by blue flames, that legendary hacker." Piros had been making heroic poses all this time. Then he became more depressed, "THE ONE WHO DEFACED MY GRAPHIC BEAUTY!" Then heroic once more, "The infamous fiend, TRI-EDGE!" Piros then pointed at azure kite who backed away from the finger pointed at him.

"EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He said waving his hands at Piros and Natsume interchangeably. He pleadingly looked at Endrance who said,

"No such luck, this is for Mia."

"EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?"(WHO!)

Then Endrance warped out. Natsume suddenly became quiet, "I always liked you. Now I truly desire you." Her head had been down.

Piros looked at her, "What?"

Azure kite went (Guess, come on) "Eh?"

Then she lifted up her head. "I WANT YOU, TRI-EDGE!" Her eyes must signify the apocalypse on some level.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH/EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Piros and Azure Kite screamed as they ran away from the psycho Natsume. Who, every time she struck, would split the ground beneath them.

"You're mine tri-edge!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!" She said in her high pitched, now witch sounding girly voice.

Endrance was on his way back to the chaos gate when he heard the evil laugh. He then floored it all the way to the chaos gate and once in town he logged out of the world.

-End-

Don't expect every party to be like this. I just couldn't resist this type of ending since when Natsume opens her eyes in GU she reveals that she is the Antichrist.

So send me suggestions on parties from GU to make. If something sounds interesting enough, even if it's not people on haseo's member list, I'll do it!